Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the pervertedness of Sasuke and Naruto.
Warning: They are basically talking about sex the whole time, so don't like that don't read it.
"Sasuke."
"What Naruto?"
"We're boring."
"Boring?"
"Yes."
"How so?"
"We do the same things every day."
"Which are?"
"We get up, go to work, come home, eat dinner, have sex, and then get up and do it all over again the next day."
"Are you saying the sex is boring?"
"Yes the sex is boring, I want to try new things."
"New things like what?"
"Like... I don't know! I just want to try new things."
"Like bondage? Master and slave? You could be a naughty schoolgirl and I could be the teacher? I have an endless amount of ideas Naruto."
"You're a pervert!"
"I'm not a pervert, I just have some ideas that I never thought you would ever want to use. I mean don't you have any fantasies?"
"Maybe..."
"Come on and tell me Naruto your making me so horny."
"Sasuke! Stop looking at me like that. I do have a fantasy and in it I tie you up with chains and then I put hot sauce all over you and lick it off."
"... hot sauce?"
"Yes hot sauce, extra spicy. There are also various other things that I lick off your body in some way at some time or another."
"Naruto just shut up so we can go home and have sex while trying out some new things."
"Could we try some toys eventually?"
"..."
"Sasuke your nose is bleeding."
Well I feel like a big huge pervert! This idea to make them be all perverted and crap just would not leave me alone! Hope it made you laugh a little. This was not that great but whatever. Review please.
Lynn