The Trials of Parenthood
Disclaimer: Dont own DBZ so dont sue.
Warnings: none
Early Tuesday morning in CC, same as always, till the boss
wakes up. "Alright Vegeta, I have to work late today. so you get
to feed, bathe and clean any messes today as far as your son is
concerned." Vegeta looks at her in shock. "You have got to be
kidding me? I dont change diapers! Thats a womans job!" Bulma
taps her foot on the floor. "YOU'LL DO AS I SAY VEGETA OR YOU
CAN MAKE YOUR OWN MEALS FOR A WEEK!" Vegeta growls slightly but
gives in. "Fine." Bulma smirks and walks out to go to work.
A short while later Trunks begins to cry(awww... sniffle) and
Vegeta walks into the room. "Shut up brat." (now that wasnt nice)
This just makes Trunks cry louder. Vegeta picks him up and
notices the sagging diaper. "Oh great." He attempts to change and
clean the baby (and I do mean attempt) and finally gets done
about 15 minutes later.
A while later was feeding time. Needless to say, it wasnt as easy
as it looked. By the end of the meal, half of it was stuck on
Vegetas clothes and hair. Bath time proved to be a chore and
Vegeta wound up wetter then the baby.
By the time Bulma got home, Vegeta was a total wreck and looked
just as bad. Bulma looks him over and smirks. "Not so easy is it?"
Vegeta just glares at her. "Just get that....that....brat away
from me." He runs out of the room with Bulma laughing the
whole time.
I couldnt help but torment poor Vegeta. Please read and review.
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