The dreaded question: What if Hogwarts had msn?
Awkward moments
Well if they did, this is what we think would happen….. Be warned... you may find out some things you never wanted to know… about some people… like…..you'll have to read to find out!
Disclaimer: We do not own anything to do with Harry Potter, but only our imagination and creativity.
Please review! It took a lot of brain power to think like someone stupid. If you don't believe us, you try it being Crabbe and Goyle, not to mention other people…….. Have fun!
Scarface has entered the chat room
Scarface: Hi, is anybody there?
Scarface: I know your there somewhere….
Aracnophobic-Red-Head has entered the chat room
Scarface: Hi… Umm... who are you?
Scarface: Wait….Aracnophobic…..Red-head… rings a bell...
Aracnophobic-Red-Head: … who do think i am harry
Scarface: RON!
Aracnophobic-Red-Head: no… its the easter bunny…. of course its me you idiot.
Scarface: Yeah because all Easter Bunnies have red hair.
Aracnophobic-Red-Head: i was being sacra… saraco….ummm i was joking ok
Book-worm has entered the chat room
Scarface: Hi….. Someone that I don't know what there real name is.
Aracnophobic-Red-Head: honestly harry who else do you know that is always reading
Book-worm: Exactly.
Scarface: HERMIONE!
Book-worm: RON! What do you think you're doing?
Aracnophobic-Red-Head: sorry i was checking your tag to see if you were made in heav…
Book-worm: Don't you DARE finish that sentence……..
Scarface: Jeez Hermione… no need to get physical…
Book-worm: Ron, don't you dare say anything.
I-dated-two-champions……At-the-same-time has entered the chat room
Scarface: Uhhhhhhhh….-drool-
Book-worm: Uhh… wait, who dated… Who are you?
Aracnophobic-Red-Head: did it hurt when you fell from heaven
Book-worm: Ron, don't go there again……
Scarface: Really… who are you?
I-dated-two-champions……At-the-same-time: It's me… Cho
Scarface: But, but…. Cedric was dead when you went out with me… and believe me, I should remember.
I-dated-two-champions……At-the-same-time: Oh… umm, ill be back
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Book-worm: She's evil, it's a wonder that she isn't in Slytherin…
Slytherin-hottie has entered the chat room
Aracnophobic-Red-Head: umm cho! hey hermione…. you were right! she really is in slytherin!
Slytherin-hottie: I'm Not Cho… I'm Draco.
Scarface: Malfoy…
Book-worm: Malfoy…
Aracnophobic-Red-Head: malfoy…
I-dated-three-champions……Two-at-the-same-time has entered the chat room
Bookworm: -sharp intake of breath-
Scarface: Umm, ok.. theres me… and cedric and … what comes after two? Oh right, three and that is….
I-dated-three-champions……Two-at-the-same-time: Give it up Hermione, he's not yours any more.
Scarface: I GET IT! Aww, Cho!
Slytherin-hottie: btw Potter… why is your name Scarface… I thought it was MY pet name for you
Scarface: Well, I thought that if I put my name as the boy who lived, no one would know who I was… and I'm widely known as scarface sooo…
Slytherin-hottie: Wow... it must have been quite the challenge for you to write two lines!
Scarface: Well, actually...
Book-worm: So Malfoy... Where are your two body guards?
Aracnophobic-Red-Head: yeah what are their names again… oh right jake and bob
Slytherin-hottie: Well, there right here, but if you want them to come on…
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G has entered the chat room
C: Hi
G: Hi
I-dated-three-champions……Two-at-the-same-time: Wow, how's that for an imagination.
Slytherin-hottie: Actually, it's quite an improvement.
Book-worm: Well as much as I LOVE to talk to everyone…and Malfoy, I have to finish that book I was reading… yeah that's it…
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Aracnophobic-Red-Head': i better go…umm... finish that book too……..OW HERMIONE! gotta go …. hermione's going to kill me……OWW ..OUCH! HEY THAT HURT!
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C: ugggg
G: ugggg
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Slytherin-hottie: Uh you idiots! That's not how you turn off a computer! I have to go.
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Scarface: Umm, who's here still….
I-dated-three-champions……Two-at-the-same-time: Just me…
Scarface: Oh…. This is awkward…ummm … I have to go… eat…..some pie! Yeah that's it…. I like pie……its good….for you… and little happy bunnies…..and rainbows….and btw have you tasted the rainbow?
I-dated-three-champions……Two-at-the-same-time: Umm…. You should just go…
Scarface: Yeah ill go to my happy place… with pie…. And bunnies …. And a rainbow…
I-dated-three-champions……Two-at-the-same-time: Umm right.
I-dated-three-champions……Two-at-the-same-time: You've been spending too much time with Prof. Trelawney….
I-dated-three-champions……Two-at-the-same-time has left the chat room
Scarface: Uhh bye… I guess I'm alllllll aloooooooone. Too bad for her, she can't taste MY rainbow.
Scarface has left the chat room.
Toad.on.the.road has entered the chat room
Toad.on.the.road: Hi who ever's here…
Toad.on.the.road: Is anyone here?
Toad.on.the.road: Or am I just talking to myself?
Toad.on.the.road: Man, I'm such a loser….
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