Chapter one- Moo

A/N- I actullay had an original idea this time! Kinda. My friend sent me this email of 51 ways to make your parents think you're insane. Well, I've deicided to try to make a story out of it. We'll see how this goes. And of course, there will be Troypay. It's going to skip around a lot too, just a warning.

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"Hey bro." Sharpay greeted, looking around suspiously as she sat down next to him at the kitchen counter.

"Um, hey." Ryan answered back, looking oddly at his sister for her strange behavoir. Something was just...off with her.

"Hey, guess what." Sharpay giggled, looking excited as she leaned in closer to him as if ready to share a delightful secret.

"What?"

"I had an idea."

Ryan shot his sister a questioning look. She was acting so odd. And giggly. He didn't like the sound of this. "And what plan is that my darling and slightly phyco sister?"

Sharpay grinned. The widest grin she'd ever given. "I'm gonna act insane."

"Act?" He asked, raising an eyebrow. "You have to act insane? Aren't you enough already?"

"No. Now do you want to hear my plan?"

Ryan sighed. "Sure, why not? It's only the finest hours of my life."

"Great." Sharpay grinned. "Now here's the idea. I'm going to make mom and dad think I've gone insane."

"They already think that Shar."

"Shut up. No, as I was saying," She paused and glared at her slightly older brother. "I'm going to do all these weird things to make them think I'm loosing my mind. I think it'll be brilliant."

Ryan nodded slowly, standing up and backign away from his sister. "Okay, you do that. But I'm not bailing you out of the looney bin." He warned before taking off towards his room, mumbling under his breath. "I think you should be there anyways."

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"Hey mom." Sharpay greeted her mother as she entered the room. She looked over to see her daughter and her boyfriend on the couch. Troy's arm around Sharpay as they snuggled together watching a movie. She smiled at the sight. She always adored Troy.

"Hey sweetie. Hi Troy." Mrs. Evans greeted the two.

"Hi Mrs. Evans." Troy replied, smiling poilitely from where he sat next to Sharpay.

Mrs. Evans smiled and then began to rummage around in her purse for something she was obviously not finding. "Sharpay?" Her mother called.

"Moo." Sharpay answered back casually. Her mother and Troy stared at her oddly.

"What?" Troy asked his girlfriend.

"Nothing, sorry." Sharpay smiled. "What did you need mom?"

"I just wanted to know where my coupons went." Her mother explained. (Why they would need coupons, I do not know.)

"Oh, sorry mom. I uh...threw thoses away."

"Sharpay." Her mother sid, her tone scolding.

"Moo." She replied automattically.

Mrs. Evans and Troy once again looked at her with curiousity. "Um, Shar..." Troy began.

"Moo."

Mrs. Evans rolled her eyes. "I have no time to play this silly games with you Sharpay." Her mother scolded again.

"Moo."

"Stop that."

"Stop what?" Sharpay asked, looking serious and innocent.

"Moo-ing." (No clue how to spell that)

"I wasn't moo-ing." She insisted.

"Okay, whatever. I have to get to the store. I'll be home soon." Mrs. Evans excused herself before leaving quickly, sharing a looking of curiousity with Troy before she went.

Sharpay shook her head after her mother had left. "Dang."

"What?" Troy asked as he played with their entwined fingers.

"I think my mom's going crazy."

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Sharpay quitely slipped into her parent's bedroom, smiling when she saw the time on the clock. 3:59 exactly. She grinned.

She took her place, standing over their bed, putting on her hugest grin she could manage. As soon as the clock hit 4:00pm eaxctly, she opened her mouth and let out a very loud, "Good morning sunshine!!!"

Both her parents sat up straight in bed. Sharpay tried to keep from laughing at the sight of hr mother's hair. It looked like an elephant has taken a stampede in it. Her father looked around, seeing caught off guard, muttering "huh" and "What?" Every milio-second. Sharpay continued to grin when they caught sight of her.

"Sharpay-" Her father began, looking angery yet slightly frightened that something might be wrong.

"Moo."

Her father shot her a strange look, but Mrs. Evans simply rolled her eyes. "What are you doing in here?"

She simply grinned, pointed to the clack and said one more time for good measure, "Good morning sunshine."

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Tell me what you think, please. Funny or not? Should I continue or forget it? Please let me know.

-Peace!