BlazBloozy

Episode 1: Let's start the show!

The show begins as Hikari Shinzo, Noel Vermilion, And Ragna the Blood Edge step onto the stage. "Hello! And welcome to BlazBlooery! Im your host, Hikari Shinzo! For those of you that don't know who I am, you can read about me in Heart of Chaos! Noel, if you'd please!"

Surprised by the sudden attention, Noel begins to nervously shuffle her hands. 'Um, i-in this series, th-the ch-characters from Bla-Blazblue will perform ski-skits, act, a-and other th-things. She then lowers her head in embarrassment.

"Okay! Thank you Noel! Now Ragna, please continue! Ragna remained quiet. Hikari then turns to look at Ragna, keeping his smile. "Ragna?" Ragna, now irritated, glares at Hikari. "I already told you! I am not saying anything!" Hikari, not losing his smile, starts to try and reason with him. "Ah, come on, Rags, all kinds of people are watching (reading), at least do it for them."

Ragna, now enraged, gives Hikari a death glare. "I TOLD YOU THAT IM NOT SAYING ANYTHING YOU STUPID MUTT!" After hearing what Ragna just called Hikari, Noel gets a terrified look on her face, and then quickly backs away from the other two. Surprisingly though, Hikari just keeps smiling, but now with his eyes closed. He then pulls out a phone and presses a button.

"Yes, hello Tager, could you please ask Makoto to come to the stage please, and please tell her that it's a code crimson, okay, thank you." After a few minutes, Makoto appears on stage.

"Heya Hikari, so, who's the code crimson?" Hikari then lifts a hand and points to Ragna. "That would be rags here, Makoto." Makoto then looks at Ragna, and a big grin appears on her face, she then goes over to Ragna, and grabs his arm. "Okay Raggy! Let's go!" But Ragna quickly pulled his arm away from her grasp.

"What the heck do you think you're doing, you stupid squirrel!" Makoto looks at Ragna for a few moments, then quickly pulls out her tonfa, and slams Ragna in the gut with a level three impact, which sends him clear off the stage, CRASH! That was Ragna colliding with the props. Makoto then quickly heads off the stage to where Ragna is, she then reappears, dragging a badly bruised, and unconscious Ragna behind her.

"Okay Hikari! Im off!" With a huge smile and a wave of her tail, Makoto, and Ragna leave the stage. "Okay, as Ragna was supposed to say, we will also have guest stars, such as OC's!" Right after Hikari said that, screams started to spout from one of the back rooms, you'd think that they where those of a little girl, but in actuality, they belonged to Ragna.

Noel then quickly walks over to Hikari until she right next to him. "Hikari, what is it that Makoto's doing to Ragna! It sounds like she's killing him!" Hikari then looks at Noel with a gentle smile. "Oh, nothing really" the gentle smile on his face then turned into an evil grin that caused Noel to quickly back up "she's just forcing him to watch a never ending marathon of monster movies! No one calls me a mutt!" Noel's face then turned into a look of complete shock.

The evil grin on Hikari's face then quickly changed back to a gentle smile. "Well, anyway, we've got a lot of great things in store, so stay tuned!" Noel's expression returns to normal and she stands back on the side of Hikari. "Hey, Hikari, I ha-have a question, h-how are you able t-to memorize so ma-many lines, I mean, I h-had only a f-few, and I had tro-trouble with th-them." Hikari then looks at Noel and a sweat drop mark appears on the back of his head, he then closes his eyes and starts rubbing his head with his hand. "Well, uh, actually, I pretty much forgot all the lines as soon as we started; Aegis and Nova have been reciting them to me the whole time,"

Noel's surprised from what she just heard, face palms and then let's out a small sigh, Hikari's response, however, was quietly chuckling to himself. "Well, that's all for this episode, until next time, im Hikari!" Noel then straitens up as she prepares for the good bye, but her face still manages to become red "a-and im N-Noel Ver-Vermilion!" Then, at the same time, they both say "GOODNIGHT!" They both then walk off the stage, and the lights start to go dark, leavening the sound of Ragna's screams as the only thing remaining in the darkness.