Chloe, you're acting psychotic
You're making it all more chaotic
Then there's your Philly boy
He's just a jealous toy
He personifies the term "idiotic"

Crazy Chloe, Brady's trying to aid
Does he need to give you a stupid serenade?
I think the chemo affected your brain
'Cause one who wants Phil is not sane
A dumb romance with Philip is overplayed

Chloe, lately you've been such a dumbass
Acted like a toddler, neurotic puerile lass
You belong with Brady, not the boy who acts dim,
But you have to get a hell of a lot smarter to deserve him
If you think you love Philip, you must be a dingbat and quite crass