Chaotic Zoid Pilots Say the Darndest Things
Disclaimer- I don't own Zoids and no one else on fanfiction.net does!
Narrator: Now introducing the host of our show Bill Cosby
Bill: Hi everyone I'm 70 years old
Audience:.
Random Person from audience: Fuck u!!! u really suck ass
Bill: Right.
Bill: I have randomly picked 5 people to sit in my gay ass chairs to ask them questions. walks over to fiona whispers: are u a hoe?¿
Fiona: I am if you pay me and if u give me some crack and speed (15 pounds)
Bill: Deal
Narator: Achem on with the show.
Bill: right.
Bill: Ok walks over to Van What's your name.
Van: Van Shubaltz, well it will be in a few days
Thomas: I thought we agreed on Flyheight.
Irvine: U BITCH I THOUGHT U LUVED ME!!!!!
Bill: That's nice to know. Ok Van, How old are u?
Van: 20
Bill: Are you intelligent?
Van: not really
Bill: ok so if you wanted to buy a Command wolf how much would it cost?¿
Van: o about $70
Bill: And how much would a Sleeper Molga Cost?
Van: o those are awesome about $2,000,000,000
Bill: what's 2+2
Van: Your confusing me!
Bill: o.k walks over to Fiona Bill: Hey sweetie. What's your name?
Fiona: Fiona
Bill: Ok Fiona, how old are you?
Fiona: nobody knows.
Bill: Ooo I have a good question. Why do you wear so tight shirts that your breasts always show.
Fiona: it's one of the effects of crack.
Bill: C ya after the show baby walks over to Thomas
Bill: So wats your name?
Thomas: I geuss it's still Thomas Shubaltz, right honey?
Van: Yeah
Bill: Right how old are you.
Thomas: 30
Bill: so do u have a girlfriend or a wife?
Thomas: HELL NO! I have a boyfriend and we are going to get married soon!!! I can hook you up with a guy if you want.
Bill: No thanks I hired a hoe because there is no guy or girl who thinks that I'm cute.
Random person from audience: Damn right your ugly as shit!!!!!
Bill: DAMNIT FUCK U ALL I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!!!!!walks over to Zeke, pulls down his pants and shoves Zeke's tail up his ass I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT!!! walks over to Irvine pulls out his gun and points it at Van U'LL BE THE FIRST TO DIE!!!
Mobs of gay fans run over to Bill Cosby and start ripping off his cloths. And Bill Dies from shock.
One of the gay fan's threw Bill's pants and They land in Fiona's Lap. Fiona starts ripping threw his pants searching for money and drugs. She Pulls out a bag of crack and 50 hundred dollar bills. Van, And Thomas walk off hand in hand the rest stare blankly ahead Fiona is staring as an effect of the crack!
Disclaimer- I don't own Zoids and no one else on fanfiction.net does!
Narrator: Now introducing the host of our show Bill Cosby
Bill: Hi everyone I'm 70 years old
Audience:.
Random Person from audience: Fuck u!!! u really suck ass
Bill: Right.
Bill: I have randomly picked 5 people to sit in my gay ass chairs to ask them questions. walks over to fiona whispers: are u a hoe?¿
Fiona: I am if you pay me and if u give me some crack and speed (15 pounds)
Bill: Deal
Narator: Achem on with the show.
Bill: right.
Bill: Ok walks over to Van What's your name.
Van: Van Shubaltz, well it will be in a few days
Thomas: I thought we agreed on Flyheight.
Irvine: U BITCH I THOUGHT U LUVED ME!!!!!
Bill: That's nice to know. Ok Van, How old are u?
Van: 20
Bill: Are you intelligent?
Van: not really
Bill: ok so if you wanted to buy a Command wolf how much would it cost?¿
Van: o about $70
Bill: And how much would a Sleeper Molga Cost?
Van: o those are awesome about $2,000,000,000
Bill: what's 2+2
Van: Your confusing me!
Bill: o.k walks over to Fiona Bill: Hey sweetie. What's your name?
Fiona: Fiona
Bill: Ok Fiona, how old are you?
Fiona: nobody knows.
Bill: Ooo I have a good question. Why do you wear so tight shirts that your breasts always show.
Fiona: it's one of the effects of crack.
Bill: C ya after the show baby walks over to Thomas
Bill: So wats your name?
Thomas: I geuss it's still Thomas Shubaltz, right honey?
Van: Yeah
Bill: Right how old are you.
Thomas: 30
Bill: so do u have a girlfriend or a wife?
Thomas: HELL NO! I have a boyfriend and we are going to get married soon!!! I can hook you up with a guy if you want.
Bill: No thanks I hired a hoe because there is no guy or girl who thinks that I'm cute.
Random person from audience: Damn right your ugly as shit!!!!!
Bill: DAMNIT FUCK U ALL I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!!!!!walks over to Zeke, pulls down his pants and shoves Zeke's tail up his ass I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT!!! walks over to Irvine pulls out his gun and points it at Van U'LL BE THE FIRST TO DIE!!!
Mobs of gay fans run over to Bill Cosby and start ripping off his cloths. And Bill Dies from shock.
One of the gay fan's threw Bill's pants and They land in Fiona's Lap. Fiona starts ripping threw his pants searching for money and drugs. She Pulls out a bag of crack and 50 hundred dollar bills. Van, And Thomas walk off hand in hand the rest stare blankly ahead Fiona is staring as an effect of the crack!