MY NAME IS CHEESE!!
Disclaimer: I don't own ZOIDS, or any other anime for that matter. The only characters I own are PlungerGirl (PG) and SEX-ay Lady.
It was another average day at the base as usual. Bit and Wufei were making out, SEX-ay Lady was raping Jamie, Leena was screwing Leon (she's going to hell for that!) And of course, PlungerGirl and Karl were in the back room trying out new "positions".
Brad walked into the bathroom. He was searching for a condom (he and his new friend, Mr. Oak Tree were going out that night and Brad knows he'll need "extra protection") He opened up the bottom cupboard where he saw the Digimon Kaizer stuffed inside. "Holy shit! Who the hell are you!?!?" Brad screamed. "I am the Digimon Kaizer" he answered. "Oh yeah, you're the dude who makes Digimon kill each other right?" Kaizer nodded. "Watching Digimon fight turns me on." Kaizer added. Brad shut the cupboard and ran out of the bathroom. "Oh man. but it was true." Kaizer said to himself.
Meanwhile, in front of the base. Harry was trying to open the front doors. He had been trying for the past 5 days. "NOOOO!!!! I MUST BE WITH LEENA!!" He screamed as he pushed against the doors. He started throwing himself at the doors, hoping that they'd thrust open. A tall girl walked up to the doors next to Harry. "What the hell?" she said looking at Harry who was desperately trying to PUSH open the doors. The girl grabbed hold of the door handle and pulled it open, walked in and left Harry outside in his midst of confusion. "SHE MUST HAVE MAGIC POWERS!!!" Harry screeched, still amazed that the girl was able to open the door.
SEX-ay Lady was slowly walking down the halls of the base, looking for Jamie. She turned the corner and saw her little Jamie huddled in a corner, freaking out in terror. SEX-ay Lady took out a sex strap and grinned evilly at him. Just then, the girl from before walked up. "Hey there, SEX-ay Lady" she said. SEX-ay Lady turned around. "geez, Karuteru. You scared the crap outta me." Jamie made a run for it and ran outside screaming. "Where's Aria-I mean, PlungerGirl?" Karuteru asked. "In the back room with Karl. They've been in their a while, so I don't recommend walking into there." "I see." Karuteru replied. Karuteru walked into the bathroom and opened up the bottom cupboard. 'KAIZER!" she screamed. "AAAAGH!!! DEMON!" Kaizer yelled. Karuteru grabbed Kaizer and started raping him basically. They were all like, rolling around and stuff. Just then they started to roll down a hill (even though their inside.) And eventually rolled into a tree, (even though their inside).
PG walked out of the back room in her bra and shorts, wet with sweat. "There is only one person I know who can roll down a hill and crash into a tree while inside a building.and that's..KARUTERU!!" PG screamed. "aw man.. I wanted to keep going.." Karl said under his breath. "DO NOT FEAR!!" PG said. "trust me on this, we'll get back to it tonight.."
PG ran down the halls singing the batman song.
Van was also running down the halls singing. He grabbed a broomstick and pretended it was a microphone. "NAAA NA NA NA NAA! NANANA NAAA NANANAAA NANANAAA. NA NA NA NAAAAA!!!!!" Thomas Schubaltz was raping Fiona in the back corner while Van was singing.
Leena was doing a strip dance for Leon and Brad in the bathroom. "TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT ALL OFF!" Leon screamed to his little sister dancing on the counter. Bit and Wufei were still making out on the rooftop. The ZOIDS of Team Blitz realized how stupid their pilots were and fled from the base without return, but no one cared because they were to busy screwed each other.
Thus, ending another strange story from the mind. of. PLUNGERGIRL!!! Read and review now.
Disclaimer: I don't own ZOIDS, or any other anime for that matter. The only characters I own are PlungerGirl (PG) and SEX-ay Lady.
It was another average day at the base as usual. Bit and Wufei were making out, SEX-ay Lady was raping Jamie, Leena was screwing Leon (she's going to hell for that!) And of course, PlungerGirl and Karl were in the back room trying out new "positions".
Brad walked into the bathroom. He was searching for a condom (he and his new friend, Mr. Oak Tree were going out that night and Brad knows he'll need "extra protection") He opened up the bottom cupboard where he saw the Digimon Kaizer stuffed inside. "Holy shit! Who the hell are you!?!?" Brad screamed. "I am the Digimon Kaizer" he answered. "Oh yeah, you're the dude who makes Digimon kill each other right?" Kaizer nodded. "Watching Digimon fight turns me on." Kaizer added. Brad shut the cupboard and ran out of the bathroom. "Oh man. but it was true." Kaizer said to himself.
Meanwhile, in front of the base. Harry was trying to open the front doors. He had been trying for the past 5 days. "NOOOO!!!! I MUST BE WITH LEENA!!" He screamed as he pushed against the doors. He started throwing himself at the doors, hoping that they'd thrust open. A tall girl walked up to the doors next to Harry. "What the hell?" she said looking at Harry who was desperately trying to PUSH open the doors. The girl grabbed hold of the door handle and pulled it open, walked in and left Harry outside in his midst of confusion. "SHE MUST HAVE MAGIC POWERS!!!" Harry screeched, still amazed that the girl was able to open the door.
SEX-ay Lady was slowly walking down the halls of the base, looking for Jamie. She turned the corner and saw her little Jamie huddled in a corner, freaking out in terror. SEX-ay Lady took out a sex strap and grinned evilly at him. Just then, the girl from before walked up. "Hey there, SEX-ay Lady" she said. SEX-ay Lady turned around. "geez, Karuteru. You scared the crap outta me." Jamie made a run for it and ran outside screaming. "Where's Aria-I mean, PlungerGirl?" Karuteru asked. "In the back room with Karl. They've been in their a while, so I don't recommend walking into there." "I see." Karuteru replied. Karuteru walked into the bathroom and opened up the bottom cupboard. 'KAIZER!" she screamed. "AAAAGH!!! DEMON!" Kaizer yelled. Karuteru grabbed Kaizer and started raping him basically. They were all like, rolling around and stuff. Just then they started to roll down a hill (even though their inside.) And eventually rolled into a tree, (even though their inside).
PG walked out of the back room in her bra and shorts, wet with sweat. "There is only one person I know who can roll down a hill and crash into a tree while inside a building.and that's..KARUTERU!!" PG screamed. "aw man.. I wanted to keep going.." Karl said under his breath. "DO NOT FEAR!!" PG said. "trust me on this, we'll get back to it tonight.."
PG ran down the halls singing the batman song.
Van was also running down the halls singing. He grabbed a broomstick and pretended it was a microphone. "NAAA NA NA NA NAA! NANANA NAAA NANANAAA NANANAAA. NA NA NA NAAAAA!!!!!" Thomas Schubaltz was raping Fiona in the back corner while Van was singing.
Leena was doing a strip dance for Leon and Brad in the bathroom. "TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT ALL OFF!" Leon screamed to his little sister dancing on the counter. Bit and Wufei were still making out on the rooftop. The ZOIDS of Team Blitz realized how stupid their pilots were and fled from the base without return, but no one cared because they were to busy screwed each other.
Thus, ending another strange story from the mind. of. PLUNGERGIRL!!! Read and review now.