Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing!! Why do ya think the show's
so darn good? I don't own the G-boys and actually I don't know their parents
either for that matter! I don't know if any of em' even exist! No money, don't
sue less u like lint and gum wrappers… -_-;;
Warnings: Shounen Ai hinting / Self
insert
Pairings: 1x2 (implied), 3x4
(implied)
Feedback: dragonriderkdt@core.com
Other: My chara Koree (myself) is a
little bit of Indian/Irish/Chinese, but mostly African American and Native
American, just thought I'd mention it since it's, one: A self insert, and two:
it IS refered to in the fic.
Key:
-Blah- ~ Stressed
*Bang* ~ Sound effects / Actions
//Blah// ~ Thoughts
"Blah" ~ Dialogue duh! / Speaking
(Blah) ~ Authors notes / Rambling (U
can ignore that if u like! ^_^)
Emotion faces:
O_O
~ Shock / Wide eyed
^_^
~ Cute smile
n_n
~ Cute CHIBI smile
. / _ ~
Pain
-_-
~ "Just shoot me,"
O_o
~ "What the heck?!" / Shock
//_-
~ Trowa (Also: //_O and //_^ )
^o^
~ Kodachi laugh (Kodachi:
Ohohohohohoho!!)
Any of the above with ";;"
attatched ~ Sweatdrop (IE: ^_^;;)
Cassietwin17 and Cryingangel83;
Adventures in babysitting!
"I don't need a
babysitter!" Six year old Chang Wufei whined.
"Yes you do,
especially since your friends are staying the night. I don't want to come back
and find the house completely destroyed."
"Aw mom!"
"Bye sweetheart,
I'll see you when we get back tomorrow. You and your friends be good for the
babysitters and don't eat to much sugar."
Quatre and Duo
snickered, "Come one mom you're embarrassing me in front of the guys."
"I'm gone,
thanks again you two for volunteering on such short notice."
"No problem Miss. Chang, I'm sure they'll be perfect angels as
always." Miss. Chang smiled once more and waved as she and her friends Mrs.
Maxwell and Mrs. Winner left the house.
Once the mothers
were gone Koree and Tina turned to face their charges. (Insert evil grin ™
here) "Okay ya little rug-rats, what do you want to do first…"
"You will call
me by respectful name Onna, not rug-rat."
"And you are to
call us mama."
"Not Onna," Tina
seconded.
"Why did mom
have to get us -girl- babysitters?"
"Because my
little chauvinistic one, I'm the authors and that's how I wrote it. How else
could we get away with torturing you for a whole two days?"
The boys
sweatdrop.
"Hey, one two
three… Aren't there supposed to be -five-
of you?"
"Heero and Trowa
aren't here yet. They'll be here."
Almost as soon
as the words were out of his mouth the doorbell rang. Koree and Tina exchanged
looks and shrugged. Koree went to answer the door. "Oh hello Mrs. Barton."
"Hi dear, I just
came to drop off Trowa and I'll be on my way."
"Are you sure
you don't want to come in for a minute?"
"No, I'm in a
hurry, I have to get to…"
As Mrs. Barton
went into her twenty-minute explanation Koree thought //Where does Trowa get
his quietness from? Must be his dad, man this woman can talk… (Mental gasp) is
that a gray hair? Uh oh, she's asking a question, better nod,// (nodding)
//Okay, didn't she say she had somewhere to go?…//
Trowa meanwhile,
had wandered off into the room where Tina and the kids were currently engaged
in a staring contest. At least, Wufei was staring her in the eyes while Duo had
found some rope and was currently trying to figure out how to get her in it
before she noticed. Quatre watched with wide eyes but stopped to look up at
Trowa's entrance. His eyes lit up happily, "Trowa!" He jumped up and ran to hug
his friend. Trowa gave him a small smile before he joined Duo, he took up one
end of the rope while Duo took up the other. With a sudden battle cry they
began running circles around a totally surprised Tina…
Back at the door
Koree's eyes were about to go swirly when they heard Tina yell. "HELP!"
Koree bid Mrs.
Barton farewell and hurried back to see… that he- er, heck had broken loose
("This is a children's story! If you want profanity tough! Deal with it!")
"Oh…" She groaned, then she proceeded to help Tina out of the
ropes.
"Thanks," Tina
sighed. Duo ran, Koree chased after him and grabbed him up under her arm.
Holding him on one side.
Koree turned to
Trowa. "No more tying up the babysitters you two, or I'll…"
"Or you'll
what?" Trowa challenged.
"I'll write you
into a romance with Relena!"
"NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Duo wailed, Trowa just sort of, whimpered. "We'll be good I promise!"
*DING DONG*
Koree sighed,
"Tina could you get that. It's probably the pizza guy."
"PIZZA!!!" Duo
yelped happily.
Tina opened the
door, "Hello Mrs. Yuy,"
An exhausted
Mrs. Yuy smiled weakly. "Hello Tina. Sorry we're late but Heero refused to get
ready on time."
"That's okay,
the fun is just starting." She waved as Mrs. Yuy went back to her car. She
turned back to look down at a stone faced Heero. "Hello Heero,"
"…"
"Okay, the
others are in there."
*DING DONG*
Tina turned back
to answer the door and Heero wandered into the room where everyone else was.
Duo beamed,
still tucked under Koree's arm, when he saw his friend standing in the doorway,
"HEEERRROOOOO!"
"Omae o korosu…"
Heero growled and drew a water pistol when he saw her holding his Duo.
"Heero," Koree
said slowly, "Put that water gun down!"
*SQUIRT!*
Koree shrieked.
"-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!-"
She let go of Duo and he giggled and latched onto Heero happily. Koree,
literally, looked like a drowned cat. She sighed.
Luckily Tina
walked in carrying three pizzas in hand. Unluckily, four of the hungry Gundam
boys attacked her for them. "What have we gotten ourselves into?!" Koree
moaned.
"This was -your- idea Thomas!" Tina growled as
Wufei attempted to climb her and toss down the food.
Pretty soon Tina
was covered in six year olds. "Onna, you will give me those pizza's or I'll
remove your hair with my sword.
"You keep that
up Wufei and you will wind up in a ballet recital. Now get off of TINA!!!"
"Okay, who
wants, pepperoni?"
Five hands shot
up. "ME ME ME ME!!!" Duo screamed.
"Who wants
cheese?"
"ME ME ME ME
ME!!!"
"And who wants
sausage?"
"ME ME ME- MMPH!!!"
Duo spit out his braid and glared at Wufei.
"Such a
thoughtful little boy…" Koree picked up Wufei and gave him a thankful peck on
the forehead.
The hot tempered
six year old boy screamed; "AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ONNA KISSES!!!"
And ran from the room, they shortly after heard the bathroom door slam shut.
"One down and
four trouble makers to go…" Tina snickered.
Koree grinned
satisfactorily. "I do try,"
*DRIP SPLAT*
Tina stared at
Koree suspiciously as Wufei reentered, "What happened to you?"
"I was involved
in an incident, mistakes were made, mainly the mistake I made of being the one
holding Duo when Heero got here."
Tina's loud
laughter was heard from the floor where she had collapsed in tears of hilarity.
Duo decided to take advantage of this and screamed. "DOG PILE!!!"
Everyone piled
on, except Heero, who walked over calmly and sat on the top of the pile.
"Tina are you
okay under there?!"
"Verdamd noch
mal!!! Hol mich hier raus!!!"
"WHAT??? SPEAK
ENGLISH!!!"
The German girl's
muffled reply came from beneath the pile of kids. "I -CAN'T-, there are children present in this room!"
One by one the
children scrambled off of the girl. Only Duo stayed for a few more seconds to
stare down at a recuperating Tina. "Koree, you African American BAKA! I'll deal
with you before this story is over…"
Koree
sweatdropped. "Okay, um, you guys come over here and you can eat." She herded
the four Gundam boys to the table, "Duo. I think you'd better get over here
before Tina goes ballistic and I have to referee a three way fight." Duo
shrugged and skipped over to the table. Koree sighed and set the cheesy cuisine
onto the table. They immediately tore into it and soon there weren't even any -crumbs- to be found. Koree sighed again.
"I'll go get the
phone book…" Tina grumbled.
"You're going to
leave me alone to watch these little demo- er, children?!"
"Oh but you can
handle it Koree, after all, you're the worlds greatest babysitter remember?"
Tina laughed evilly as she left the room. The five boys turned to stare at
Koree from their chairs.
"Okay, what are
you little brats planning now?…"
Duo smiled
innocently, "Could we have dessert Koree-san? Please?"
"Well… I don't
know, you're already pretty hyper as it is. Why don't you wait until the pizza
has a chance to settle…"
Without warning
the battle cry was sounded. "We want dessert!", then all heck broke loose…
again…
~&~&~&~&~&~&~&~&~&~&~
Tina dug under
Wufei's bed, trying to find the phone book with negative results. So far she
had pulled out plastic swords, a Mulan Halloween costume, two justice sticks,
and a dozen empty bottles of hair gel. She was now half under the bed and half
not when the most horrifying, ear splitting sound hit her ears… "-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-!!!!"
Tina stood
straight, which wasn't exactly wise since she was halfway underneath a
toddler's bed. "CRAP! What the heck is that Indian baka doing out there?!"
Tina emerged
into the room and her jaw fell to the floor with a loud: *THUMP*
She saw nothing
short of chaos. Koree stood on the kitchen counter holding them back with a
carrot and a pot top, screaming, "Back you little demons, BACK!" And -they- were attacking her, chanting
"We want dessert," in either loud, emotional voices, or quiet monotone voices.
Tina smacked her
forehead once more and went to sit in the living room. //This is not happening
to me, it cannot be happening!// Little Quatre appeared behind her seat
smiling, his wide blue eyes shinning with excitement. "Did you find the phone book?
Are you going to order more pizza Tina-sama?"
"I'll order
anything you want if you'll get your friends to sit down and be quiet for just,
-five-,
-minutes-…" Quatre smiled again brightly and disappeared into the kitchen.
Shortly after five, er, four perfectly innocent looking Gundam boys and one not
so innocent looking Heero entered the room in single file, and sat one by one
directly before Tina. Koree peeked out of the kitchen, pot still atop her head.
"Is it safe to
come out?"
"No thanks to -you-."
"No fair, they
had Heero on their side!"
Tina rolled her
eyes. "Now what do you boys want,"
"Movies!"
"More pizza!"
"Dessert!"
"A lion!"
"My gun…" Koree
and Tina looked at Heero nervously and sweat-dropped.
"Um, besides the
gun and the lion what do you want?"
"A million
dollars!"
"A world without
girls!"
Koree and Tina
face-vaulted, "Somebody just shoot me!" Tina cried.
Heero raised his
eyebrow. "She was kidding Heero, jeez! Okay, we'll order some pizzas to be
made, take you to the video store, and pick up the pizza on the way home. But
you have to be on your best behavior! Duo, that means no pulling Tina's hair
while she's driving."
"Me?!"
"Don't worry
Tina, it's our fan fic, I won't let you crash."
"Well -I- feel so much better." She rolled her eyes.
"Let's go!!!"
Stay tuned for
part Two!
