so last year I started writing this little fic and never actually finished it. I randomly digged it out today and realized, this is one of my best works! So hopefully I will try to finish it for you guys.
Now I haven't been on in a long time, but from what I understand they do not allow things in scripted writing. I would like to protest saying playwriting is just as much a form of writing as novel writing and poetry writing. It may seem like an "easy way out" but some people, like me, use it as their style of writing. People get paid lots of money to write in scripted form. My rant being done with, lets actually type up the story!
First off, the cast list:
Willy Wonka: Michael Jackson (duh!)
Charlie: Charlie (willy wonka)
Grandpa Joe: Grandpa Joe (Willy Wonka)
Agustus Gloop: Dudley Dursley (Harry Potter)
Mrs. Gloop: Aunt Marge (Harry Potter)
Veruca Salt: Sakura (Naruto)
Mr. Salt: Kakashi (Naruto)
Violet Beauregard: One of my friends
Mrs. Beuregard: Britney Spears
Mike Tv: Inuyasha (Inuyasha)
Mrs. TV: Kagome (Inuyasha)
Oompa Loompas: My old math teacher.
Michael Jackson and the Never Land Ranch
Mr. Buckets: Honey, I'm home!
Charlie: Father, did you get anymore?
Mr. Buckets: Yes I did (hands Charlie some tooth paste caps)
Charlie: I've finally finsihed it! (shows a replica of Neverland made out of toothpaste caps) Grandpa, weren't you a backdancer for Michael Jackson?
Grandpa Joe: Yes, but that was many years ago. I still have a lot of his albums too! Michael Jackson used oto be a kind man who would let all the children into his house. But some stupid people sued him for child molestation. Nobody has come in or out of Neverland for 15 years.
The Next Day
TV: If you buy a Michael Jackson CD and it has a Golden TIcket inside, you could win a trip to Neverland Ranch!
Charlie: Wouldn't it be great if I got to go to Neverland?
Grandpa Joe: BUt you can!
Charlie: We're too poor to listen to Michael Jackson.
yeah...short but trust me, this gets better! Please Review! I'm a very friendly person and I'd love to make friends with some of you readers. If you don't review then you are emo, and anti-social and if you're male I probably want to date you! If you're female you just suck. So unless you are an emo boy who has a crush on me you should probably review. If you are an emo boy who has a crush on me, then you should review anyway so maybe we can go to the movies sometime or...
Random Guy: JUST SHUT UP!
Me: Oh...alright!