Disclaimer- Strangely enough, the child does not own FY. She does own graphic novels 1-6, is getting seven whenever it comes out and she notices, and she also has a pretty CD that her friend Kaylana burned for her. Such is the extent of her "ownership" of Yuu Watase's creation.

AN- Here she goes again!! Shadow priestess has started a new fic, unserious, and it's going to be more or less self-inclusion. Since this chapter is short, I'm going to babble a bit about it. I was sitting in the dentist's office one day with my notebook. On a whim, I opened it up and started writing. It's a scary fic about me hosting a party at my house. As with School of Insanity, you review, you're in. Of course, you DO have to give a brief description of what you want to do, but that's the only criteria! Ain't it great? Now I would like to babble about how OOC I happen to be acting. Skip if you couldn't care less.

I am, by nature, shy. I don't like people in general. I HATE talking in public, and there are actually delusional "humans" who think I'm mute. Ahem. Most people know better than that. (I have this tendency to go "BWAHAHAHA" after strings. In front of the teacher, who is my friend's dad.) The point is, I would never ever dream of glomping Chichiri-chan. I would make friends with him because I can be sane when I wanna, and then I would leave it at that. I would still dream though. MWAHAHAHAHA!! Now it's time for…

Chapter One- Introduction to Insanity!

"Get the door, it's Domino's!!" shadow priestess yelled happily to Miaka, who had come over for a little "girl talk", whatever that is.

"Domino's…. DOMINO'S!!!" Miaka vanished from her spot on the couch and magically appeared at the front door. With no further ado, she tore it open, totally forgetting that she had passed the keys on her way there. "PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA MUST HAVE PIZZA!!!"

"Hi. I'm selling auto insurance…" Nakago trailed off as Suzaku no miko glomped him and began to search for pizza and possibly some free breadsticks. "What the----?!"

"Insurance salesman!!" Miaka ran back to shadow priestess bawling like the baby she is. "Evilfulness!!! You told me it was Domino's! You lied to me! How could you even dream of doing such a thing to me!!"

Shadow priestess shrugged. "Pizza _is_ coming some time soon. I'm planning to have a party here with all the seishi, maybe a few of my friends… heh heh. Heh. Heh. DAHAHAHAHA!!!" She collapsed, totally cracking up. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!"

Miaka slowly edged away. "Strange, strange little person."

"We hear voices in our head, and they don't like you!!" the deranged girl announced, still hysterical. "You've been working with glue too much! You…" She pointed accusingly. "YOU ATE ALL THE COOKIES IN THE COOKIE JAR, DIDN'T YOU?! ADMIT IT, BLOCKHEAD!!" Her brown eyes suddenly went unfocused. "Block Dude…" She yanked out a TI-83 Plus Silver Edition graphing calculator from her jeans' pocket and opened up the Puzzlepack. "Must…. play… must beat…level nine… MUST PLAY TETRIS!!" (Heh heh… All in the life of a poor fanfic writer…)

And then…

Ding-DONG!!

In an instant, the calculator disappeared, the sofas that had been knocked over righted themselves, and shadow priestess sat up, totally sane. "Get the door, it actually _is_ Domino's for once."

"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!" Miaka slammed the door off of its hinges and grabbed the one hundred or so pizzas. "It is PARTY TIME!!"

Oh yes! Oh yes!! It's time for more author babble! Will it ever end…? I actually do the things in here in the presence of friends and the like. Block Dude is the stupidest, most addictive game on the planet, except maybe Tetris. Basically, the guy walks around picking up blocks and stacks them to get to the door to the next level. I'm stuck on level nine, tips? (Oh, and I forgot the password so I need that too…?) Once again, review if you wanna be a friend. You must give both a comment on the story and a vague description of what you want to do to the seishi. Chichiri is taken by yours truly. Seiryu sei appear only at your request as I don't want to keep up with too many characters. Til next time!! JA!