Would you like Marriage with that?
The 23 year old blue jay got out of his bed and got changed. He told himself this is the day he'll win her over. Hopefully she says yes, hopefully.
"I'm gonna go out for a bit, dude. I'll be back in an hour, okay." Mordecai told his friend Rigby. The raccoon just shrugged his shoulders while playing on the game system. The blue went out the door and out of park to the coffee shop. His day off and hopefully a chance with the girl of hi dreams can make this day even better!
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Coffee Shop
"Hey Margaret." Mordecai said, waving his wing over to Margaret. The red bird smiled at him.
"Hi Mordecai." She said.
Mordecai looked back at her and went through with it. "Uh, Margaret. Can I tell you something?"
"Sure, Mordecai, what is it?"
"I was thinking if you and I can do something later." Mordecai said.
"I'm sorry Mordecai, but I'm getting married tomorrow. I need to be ready." She said.
"You're getting married?!" He said in disbelief.
"Yeah. Sorry we didn't have a chance to get to know each other."
Mordecai sighed. "Yeah. Well, bye Margaret. I need to get things at the bar."
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Bar
"I see your drunk." a cat said, taking a sip out of her drink. Mordecai looked back at her lazily.
"I'm not drunk! Uh, you don't know that. You're not a doctor," Mordecai said, gulping down the rest of his drink, "Are you?" He finished. The cat just chuckled back.
"What's so funny?" Mordecai asked.
"You are too drunk!"
"I'm not drunk, I just had a bad day."
The cat looked back at him quickly. "You did? I had a bad day too. What happened to you?"
"I liked a girl and she married somebody else. I don't care about that bitch." Mordecai retorted.
"That happened to me too! I had a crush on this guy and he married somebody else. I'm sorry that happened to you."
"She's a bitch. A bitch with the letter uh, what was I saying?"
"You were saying your crush was a bitch. Don't you think that's a bit too much?"
"I don't care. She's just a bad person."
"I think you drank a little too much." She took the drink out of his wings and put it on the counter. "I still want my drink."
"Lets go to my place. I don't think you're too good to drive." She took his wing and helped him outside of the bar.
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"Where am I? Am I being abducted?" Mordecai said, falling to the sofa in the living room of the cat's apartment.
"You did drink too much. How bout you get up and drink some water." The cat tossed him a water bottle. He didn't catch it or even attempt to catch it. It hit him right in the stomach. "Ow! Stupid thing!"
She chuckled again.
"Why are you laughing?" Mordecai sat up. She took a seat next to him. "You're drunk! Its funny how you're acting."
"Well, I think you look amazing. I think you look hot." Mordecai said, chuckling back at her. The blushed a bit. "That's just the drunk side of you."
"No its not. Well, actually, a bit but I think you look awesome!"
"Nice use of words. I don't think you look that bad."
"I think you look amazing. Anyways, I need to go before my boss goes insane."
"Are you sure you can't stay a little longer?"
"You're right! Screw my boss! I can stay here a bit longer. Is it okay if I stay here over night because I'm kinda drunk."
"Yeah, you can. I'll get a blanket for you from the cabinets."
"Thanks. By the way, what's your name? I'm Mordecai."
"Hi Mordecai, I'm Evelyn Frankfurter." They bird and the cat greeted each other.
"Frankfurter, is that German?"
"Yup, its German. My dad's German."
"Awesome."
"Yeah, pretty awesome."
"Hey, I just want to thank you for letting me stay here for the night. You're really nice."
"Well, I'm not going to let your drunk ass sleep on the street with hobos."
"I wasn't that drunk! I just had a few drinks to drink."
"You called your crush a bitch."
"She's no longer my crush. I'm over her, ever since she married some other loser."
"Its okay. The same thing happen to me a month ago."
"How ironic, huh?" Mordecai looked back at her and she looked back at him. They both got up close and kissed each other. Evelyn licked his cheek and got even closer to him. Both of them dropping to the couch. Mordecai started grabbing her blouse. She helped him take it off. Exposing her body in front of Mordecai.
"Your turn." Evelyn said as she grabbed Mordecai's shirt. He grabbed her waist with his wings and took off her jeans, leaving her red panties and her red bra.
"Wow." Mordecai said, looking at her body in awe.
"Come on, Mordecai. How bout you show me your legs?" Evelyn said, gripping onto his pants. "Wait up. I'll help you." Mordecai got up and the pants came off right away. "You wanna go in the room?"
"Sure." Mordecai said.
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"Come on! Stupid bra!" Mordecai said, gripping and tugging on the back of the bra. Evelyn giggled. "Uh, Mordecai," Mordecai looked at her, "How to open it is on the front."
"Oh, okay. God this is embarrassing."
"Its alright." She said.
Mordecai finally released the bra, revealing the special package. "You're so pretty." Mordecai said, still staring at her lovingly.
"Come here and show me that you really think I'm pretty." The cat said.
Mordecai went down and kissed her neck. He moved up to her face and kissed her on her lips, slipping his tongue inside her mouth. Evelyn got up and cuddled with Mordecai a bit more.
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Next Morning
Mordecai woke up from the bed with a headache. He looked at a clock at the counter next to him. It read 6:32 am. "What happened last night?"
He felt something on his head. He took it off and looked at it. A red bra and to the right of him were red panties. "What did I get myself into?"
He then realized something else. "Why am I naked?!"
Mordecai took the blanket and covered his body immediately. Evelyn moved her head out of the blanket. "Good morning." She said, smiling at him.
"Uh, good morning." Mordecai said.
"I'm going to get something to eat. Want anything?" Evelyn asked.
"No, I'm good. How come I'm naked?" Mordecai said, still keeping his end of the blanket covering his body.
Evelyn laughed.
"Don't you remember anything?"
Mordecai's expression changed to confused. "Uh, no."
"We both got butt naked in bed. It was amazing."
"So you're telling me we, um, well, did it." Mordecai said.
"Exactly." Evelyn said, giving Mordecai a kiss. She got out of bed still in the nude. Mordecai dropped his jaw, seeing her amazing body. "She has an amazing body."
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Mordecai looked at the time.
"Evelyn I got to go now." He said, picking up his boxers and jeans. She turned a bit tear eyed. "So we're not going to see each other anymore." Evelyn said, looking down disappointingly. Mordecai felt a bit concerned for her. He did like her. "Of course we are, I just need to get to work before my boss goes nuts."
"When do you need to get to work?" Evelyn asked him, putting a bathrobe on. He looked at the time again. "In an hour or maybe two."
A smile came on Evelyn's face. He looked at her questionably.
"Why are you smiling?"
"Well, I was thinking we can do something before you go to work."
"Like what?"
"Enough questions." Evelyn dropped the plate of food and jumped on Mordecai. His face was up against her chest. (No guy could ask for more!)
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"Why are you thirty minutes late?! How come you're sweating?!"
"My new friend Evelyn and I were working out."
"Well, tell your new friend Evelyn that work comes before the gym, got it?!"
"Yeah, I got it."
"If you don't show up next time, might as well not show up at all!"
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"Where were you last night?!"
Mordecai started to think about Evelyn and him in bed. He stopped thinking of that immediately. "The coffee shop."
'Why would you go there?"
"Maybe because I wanted coffee!"
"Margaret's there."
Damn! Rigby got him there.
"At the bar. I got drunk, okay!"
"Alright, dude. I get it!"
"What's up with the bandage on your head? You really got to stop drinking."
"What bandage?"
Rigby pointed at his head.
"It wasn't there when I woke up." Mordecai ripped the bandage off. A small paper fell down to the floor of the room.
"What is it?!"
Mordecai picked the paper up.
1818-552-7529
-Call me, birdie
"Its nothing, Rigby."
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