Zabuza's day out-The Real Version!

By Zabuza Momochi

P.S. This is ALL true!

This is my first story, so please don't just think I'm a bad storyteller; leave comments and I'll try to make them better.

P.S. This is all true!

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Hello. My name is Zabuza. You may remember me from Episodes of naruto or from the books. Well, the story you saw or read is all wrong. In this sad tale of the mission to protect Tazuna, find out why I was not the bad guy in that whole bridge situation. Seriously, I was not evil.

Well, it all started out one day me and my friend (not boyfriend) Haku were happily having a picnic near the village hidden in the leaves.

What do you know; it just happened that it started to rain near the village. Well, Haku had made such nice sandwiches, and we didn't want our picnic to go to waste, so we just left, right then and there.

We walked for a while, and eventually we ran into a strange little fat man who promised me $1,000,000 if I could just kill this one dumb bridge-builder. Not wanting to be the one to cause trouble, Haku and I left, after all, we were pretty nice, and we would never kill a bridge-builder!

After walking some more, Haku decided to go get some berries for the picnic. But as soon as he left, that mean bully, Kakashi, and his 3 genin showed up, and started to pick on me. I tried using my words, and even tried walking away, but after a while, I knew there was no choice but to fight back.

I tried using a few weak attacks, just to see if Kakashi would get tired of fighting and run away, but to an avail. He just thought I was provoking him!

I tried talking some more, but Kakashi wouldn't listen! Every time I started talking, he attacked me! So I made a water clone and trapped Kakashi in a water prison of sorts. I thought now that he couldn't attack me, he might actually listen. But his mean genien just attacked me as soon as I started talking!

I wish that those poor genin hadn't been on his team, if they hadn't been, then maybe they wouldn't have turned out like him…

Well after a bit of beating me up, Kakashi finally broke free. I now realized that there was no other option but to fight. I started the hand signs for my water cyclone, but that cheater Kakashi used his Sharingan to copy me! Well, guess what, he beat me to the move. I lost and was pinned against a tree.

I'm sure that the poor bridge-builder they were escorting was terrified watching this battle. I would be if I knew I had to spend another day with Kakashi and his squad.

Finally Haku came back, and saved me! I think he was trying to hit Kakashi with his throwing needles, but hit me instead (he isn't a very good shot). Well after that I'm not sure what happened, because I fell unconscious. But the next thing I knew I was in a strange building with the weird little fat man again.

Sorry, but I'm still recovering from that brutal savage Kakashi's beatings, so I'll finish telling the story later. Thank you very much for listening!

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Thanks for reading chapter one (yes I know it's short). I would really appreciate it if you didn't leave bad comments, as this is my first story, so please leave helpful comments so I can make my stories better.

P.S. When I get around to it I will make chapter 2: The Fight on the Bridge!

P.S.S. I might make these things about more characters, so look for them, thx!

All Naruto character are owned by Masashi Kishimoto.