WarGames/IZ crossover
(A/N: I do NOT own WarGames of Invader Zim. Metro Goldyn Mayer owns WarGames, and Jhonen Vasquez owns IZ. If the person talking is not specified, it is the same person that was talking.)
I--Teaser Trailer
"John Membrane was a master at computer games,"
Membrane POV: playing a videogame in an arcade.
"A fast thinker,"
Teacher: Ahh, Mr. Membrane. Mabye you can tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction
without sex.
Membrane: Uhh..your wife.
Teacher: Get out. Go.
"And a promising student at an old game with an electric twist."
Ann: (shocked) Are those your grades?
Membrane: (to Ann) Yep. I don't think I deserved that F, do you?
(changes F to C)
(Scene change)
Ann: You could go to jail for that.
Membrane: Only if you're over 18.
(Scene change)
This computer company is coming out with these amazing new games in a couple of months, and I
want to play those games.
Wow..
Ann:what?
Membrane: We got something
"He found the right codeword to play the games,"
We're in.
"But it was the wrong computer"
(closeup on the WOPR-War Operational Plan Response)
WOPR: SHALL WE PALY A GAME?
Ann: How can it ask you that?
Membrane: How about (typing) Global Thermonuclear War.
WOPR: FINE.
Membrane: Alright!
(Global Screen at NORAD blinking "MISSLE WARNING", Kalxxon horn starts wailing.
Genral: What the hell...
Membrane: It's trajectory headings for (takes a drink of soda) multiple impact re-entry vehicals.
Ann: (with a mouth full of soda) What's that mean?
Membrane: (Takes another drink of soda) I don't know, but it's great.
Female NORAD technician: All sattions, this is Crystal Palice.
Membrane: I wonder if I should use my subs.
Male Norad technician: We have 22 Typhoon class submarines departing Petropavlosk.
General: (off-screen) What in the hell's happening here?!
Membrane: Oh, my god..
(We hear a weird computer noise ovet the phone)
WOPR: SHALL WE PLAY-
Diffrent male NORAD tech: I have seven, correction eight, that's eight redbirds
General: Get on to SAC, tell 'em to flush the bombers.
McKittrick: (off-screen) The Russians are still denying everything, sir.
(scene change)
(To Membrane) Who are you working with?
Membrane: (Whiny) Nobody!
McKittrick:(almost whispering) Why don't I belive you?
Intercom @ NORAD: We have Soviet missle launch.
FBI agent:(to Membrane) You are under arrest, pending inditment for espionage.
Membrane: Espionage!?!
Intercom: Confidence is high, repeat, confidence is high.
Female tech: This is not an exersise..
Male tech: Repeat, this is not an exersise.
General: Get me the president on the horn.
Membrane: It's still playing the game! It's gonna start a war!
NORAD worker: Close up the mountain.
Female: We're clear, we're clear!!
Membrane: (typing) Is this a game or is it real?
"WarGames/ IZ crossover. Coming to a computer near you.."
WOPR: SHALL WE PLAY--
(A/N: I do NOT own WarGames of Invader Zim. Metro Goldyn Mayer owns WarGames, and Jhonen Vasquez owns IZ. If the person talking is not specified, it is the same person that was talking.)
I--Teaser Trailer
"John Membrane was a master at computer games,"
Membrane POV: playing a videogame in an arcade.
"A fast thinker,"
Teacher: Ahh, Mr. Membrane. Mabye you can tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction
without sex.
Membrane: Uhh..your wife.
Teacher: Get out. Go.
"And a promising student at an old game with an electric twist."
Ann: (shocked) Are those your grades?
Membrane: (to Ann) Yep. I don't think I deserved that F, do you?
(changes F to C)
(Scene change)
Ann: You could go to jail for that.
Membrane: Only if you're over 18.
(Scene change)
This computer company is coming out with these amazing new games in a couple of months, and I
want to play those games.
Wow..
Ann:what?
Membrane: We got something
"He found the right codeword to play the games,"
We're in.
"But it was the wrong computer"
(closeup on the WOPR-War Operational Plan Response)
WOPR: SHALL WE PALY A GAME?
Ann: How can it ask you that?
Membrane: How about (typing) Global Thermonuclear War.
WOPR: FINE.
Membrane: Alright!
(Global Screen at NORAD blinking "MISSLE WARNING", Kalxxon horn starts wailing.
Genral: What the hell...
Membrane: It's trajectory headings for (takes a drink of soda) multiple impact re-entry vehicals.
Ann: (with a mouth full of soda) What's that mean?
Membrane: (Takes another drink of soda) I don't know, but it's great.
Female NORAD technician: All sattions, this is Crystal Palice.
Membrane: I wonder if I should use my subs.
Male Norad technician: We have 22 Typhoon class submarines departing Petropavlosk.
General: (off-screen) What in the hell's happening here?!
Membrane: Oh, my god..
(We hear a weird computer noise ovet the phone)
WOPR: SHALL WE PLAY-
Diffrent male NORAD tech: I have seven, correction eight, that's eight redbirds
General: Get on to SAC, tell 'em to flush the bombers.
McKittrick: (off-screen) The Russians are still denying everything, sir.
(scene change)
(To Membrane) Who are you working with?
Membrane: (Whiny) Nobody!
McKittrick:(almost whispering) Why don't I belive you?
Intercom @ NORAD: We have Soviet missle launch.
FBI agent:(to Membrane) You are under arrest, pending inditment for espionage.
Membrane: Espionage!?!
Intercom: Confidence is high, repeat, confidence is high.
Female tech: This is not an exersise..
Male tech: Repeat, this is not an exersise.
General: Get me the president on the horn.
Membrane: It's still playing the game! It's gonna start a war!
NORAD worker: Close up the mountain.
Female: We're clear, we're clear!!
Membrane: (typing) Is this a game or is it real?
"WarGames/ IZ crossover. Coming to a computer near you.."
WOPR: SHALL WE PLAY--