How Naruto Got Sasuke Back

I've always wanted to give Naruto a chance to have one wish, so I decided to send my fearie friend Snix there to grant it for him.

"Hello, Naruto my name is Snix and I'm a fearie here to grant you one temporary wish!"

"Really! Cool!"

"In'nit though! So what'll it be?"

"Um..." (Naruto thinks for a long time Snix takes a nap) "I've got it!"

"Alright!"

"I want to be a kitty!"

"... A kitty... are you serious?"

"but not just any kitty whispers seceret kitty desires"

"okay I don't really see the point but whatever you want."

(Snix waves his magic pixie stick and poof kitty naru-kun! Wait where is kitty naru-kun?)

(Later that day... We arrive at the place where Hebi is staying, Sasuke is taking a walk)

" whistle, whistle, whistle Hm... Where'd that kitty come from?"

"Meow"

"I's so... KAWII!"

(Sasuke grabs the kitty and hugs it kitty chokes)

"You poor kittums ooh must be lost I will take jooh home and loves joo forever!"

"Meow???"

"KITTUMS!!!!"

(Sasuke arrives back at Hebiquaters)

"Look at what I found!"

"It's a cat..."

"Not just any cat, it's a kitty-cat"

"So?"

"I want it I want it!"

"Okay we never said you couldn't keep it Karin's allergic but..."

"Yay!"

"Why do you want to keep that cat so bad anyways?

"I dunno it reminds me of someone..."

(Sasuke falls asleep the kitty right beside him aww how cute!)

(The next morning... Sasuke awakens to find that his beloved kittums has become...)

"Naruto!"

"Hn? still asleep Sasuke your back yay falls back asleep"

"Huh? That's who the kitty reminded me of, uh-oh if the others find him here it'll be trouble...hm..."

" snores "

"but he's well blushes he's so... I mean, he's kinda cute, when he's asleep like this- Oh who am I kidding he's totally KAWII!"

(Sasuke calls a meeting of his newly formed team)

"What's this all about Sasuke-kun?"

"Yeah, why did you want us to meet up here?"

"Tell us!"

"If you'll shut up I will!"

everyone shuts up

"I'm disbanding Hebi and going back to Konoha"

"WHAT!!!!!"

"No way you can't"

"Shut up I can and I am now go do whatever!"

"Your so mean Sasu-kun"

(Hebi walks away crying. Naruto eventually wakes up and he and Sasuke go back to the village and live happily ever after)

THE END!