A/N: GIR: Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom.

Invader Derp Productions Persents

"The Karma Circle: Pizza Bet of Doom"

(Pizza Pizza. Get the reference?)

Bloatey's Pizza Hog Factory

"Some folks wonder, 'Where does pizza come from? Does my belly button let out mutated belly button lint?' Well first pizza comes from the bounds of love and joy from our computer machines slaving and doing all the work for us at Bloatey's Pizza Hog. The robots make it disgusting, have a terrible taste, and make it terrible for your body at once, yet still people eat it. The magic eh? Also secondly, if it does, you should probably get help from someone." The narrator said.

Then a finished pizza was picked up by a drone with the words on it, "Easily Can Be Hacked Drone Delivery Service," it then flew all around the neighborhood known as Doomsville by all, it then lowered down to a little house with electric defenses and lay'd it down it on the doorstep. Opened the door was a purple haired girl with odd, strange, squinting eyes.

"Finally, the pizza is here," Gaz said, "I've been waiting so long."

Gaz walked into her kitchen where she saw Dib at the table with his hands folded and with a smile Gaz just wanted to whip off. She was mad, she knew he was going to take all of the pizza.

"Hey Gaz, the pizza's finally here? I'm starving." Dib said.

"And what makes YOU think you're eating this pizza!" Gaz said, "I eat the pizza and YOU know it."

Dib rolled his eyes, he's haven't had pizza since the time Gaz saved his life from Zim. And the only reason Gaz didn't allow him to eat any of the pizza then was because Membrane was there and she KNEW she would get in trouble if her dad saw her prevent her brother.

"Gaz I can't just starve to death," Dib said, "What am I supposed to eat, the rats downstairs?"

"Yeah, I heard they're REAL yummy nowadays." Gaz said sarcastically, she took a pizza and in 1 minute she ate it like it was a little sandwich. "Nom, nom."

Dib looked at her sister with horror, "WOW, you eat fast!" Dib said.

"Yeah, so?" Gaz said.

Dib had a face that obviously said, "Seriously," "Gaz I wonder if you could actually stop eating pizza!" Dib said.

"Uh, of course I can!" Gaz said, but both of them knew, she was obsessed with pizza.

"Oh really? You eat pizza like, weekly."

"That's not true!" Gaz said with a violent tone.

"Really?"

"Okay, partly true!" Dib rose his eyebrow with a sarcastic looking face with his arms crossed, "Okay you're right!" Gaz said.

"You know Gaz, I bet you couldn't survive a whole month without pizza!" Dib said.

"Dib, I'm not that pathetic." Gaz said.

"Well do the bet then, Gaz. If I lose, I'll buy a videogame for you." Dib said.

"And if I lose?" Gaz asked.

Dib thought for a moment, "You have to post a video of you doing a chicken dance on the internet."

"Deal." Gaz said.

She was doing this for her ego and pride, so she had to do it. There were 3 pizza slices left, Dib then took them and ate them. Gaz looked at Dib eating them with jealous rage. She started drooling as she saw Dib ate them, it's as if you were a dog and someone was eating bacon right up in your face but you couldn't get it.

Later that day

Gaz was on her GameSlave, mashing the buttons like it was no tomorrow. She was on the online servers, someone in the chatbox then said, "afk got 2 eat some pizza." Gaz then immeadietly shut off her GameSlave.

"Maybe there's something good on TV." Gaz said to herself.

She grabbed the remote and turned the TV, then a Bloaty's Pizza Hog commercial showed up.

"What the heck!"

She switched to another channel and saw a guy take a bite out of a pizza, she switched the channel to a scientist pointing a stick to pizza drawing.

"This is starting to get creepy."

Then she heard a knock on her door, she walked up to it and opened to it. Two pizzas were there.

"Gaz, don't you love us?" One of them asked her.

"Yeah, don't you?" The other one asked.

"Of course I do." Gaz said, "Wait did you just talk?"

"WELL WHY AREN'T YOU EATING US!?" One of them said.

"YEAH, WHY AREN'T YOU EATING US!?" The other one said.

"Stupid Dib betted that I couldn't survive a month without eating pizza!" Gaz said.

Then a bunch of other pizza slices came out, they slowly walked up to her, Gaz started to run in fear. But then the pizza slices started running faster and tackled Gaz, they crawled all over her. Gaz bursted through them and started running down to her father's lab. The pizza slices all disappeared, she was being delusional. Gaz ran down and saw her dad.

"Dad, there's a bunch of pizzas that-"

"Honey, did you catch your brother's insanity!" Membrane asked, he pulled out a little device and scanned Gaz's brain, "No, you're ok..."

"Th- there were a bunch of pizzas crawling over me!" Gaz said.

"Maybe they're is something wrong my mental scanner?" Membrane asked himself.

"No, what I'm saying is the truth!"

"Fine daughter, let's see if your insane comments are true!" Gaz and Membrane walked upstairs to see nothing, "Daughter, here's my advice. Never listen to your brother!"

"But they were there!" Gaz said, she growled, "Maybe I'm TIRED!"

Gaz stomped upstairs, brushed her teeth, got into her pajamas and slept. And she slept good that night, very good...