"Why it was banned"
Disclaimer: I do not own the Transformers characters at all.
It was the middle of the evening. Halloween to be exact and Sideswipe was motioning for Sunstreaker to come and follow him.
"Well, what will it be tonight?" the latter asked.
His brother smiled "Well, remember the book that Skydive read to us called Blubber where the main character throws toilet paper all over a girl's yard on Halloween night?!"
"Oh yeah, I know what you're thinking." Sunstreaker said, grinning in a menacing way. "Spike and Sparkplug won't even notice it's gone."
So the two of them went to the supply closet filled with humans things and began tossing things onto the floor. "Tissues, shampoo, Carly's girl things,popcorn-here it is!" Sideswipe said. He handed the toilet paper to Sunstreaker and shoved the other things he had tossed onto the floor back into the closet and shut the door.
The two troublesome twins threw the toilet paper all over the furniture in the main room, then all over the outside of the Ark and all over furniture in the other empty rooms, except the bathroom. When they had run out, they went into the hallway (which was the only other empty place that they had NOT messed up) then to their room and went to sleep...
At 4:00 in the morning, Spike got up to use the bathroom. That was when he noticed that there was something missing "Dad, I need some toilet paper!!"
Sparkplug got up and looked in the supply closet. "I can't find any. That's just plain weird."
The other Autobots had gotten up and then Bumblebee looked in the main room. "Look at Teletran 1!"
Indeed the computer was covered in the white substance. Then they saw everywhere else. "Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, get in here now!" Optimus Prime ordered...
The rest as the humans said, was history. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker had to clean up the mess both inside and outside, but only after they had bought more toilet paper so Spike could finish relieving himself. Then they got the stupid idea of sneaking into the Decepticon base to "make it look more interesting". That did not go well as Starscream had seen them, and by the time the other Decepticons had gotten there, Sunny and Sides had thrown it all over everything. So it was up to Soundwave to call and complain about it, leading to more punishment which I won't even discuss....
Prowl sat at Teletran One, which was now free of bath tissue, and added to the rules...when would the list of banned substances end?
Author's note: Yeah not my best but I'm having writer's block on my other story so I had to get this out of my system.