"Once upon a time, there lived a vampire named Emmett Cullen. He was ugly and skinny and didn't know how to tie his shoes. Sooooooo, one day he went to the Food Pantry and bought some really big shoes with velco on them.

'Awsome! Now I can tie my shoes!' On the way home, Emmett was skipping with his new shoes on, when he spotted a frog.

'OOooooooh! If I kiss, you will you turn into a prince?' So Emmett kissed the frog and died because the frog was really a werewolf. THE END!"

Bella finished the story, standing up from Renesmee's bed. The little vampire-human smiles at me, chocalate brown eyes laughing.

I glare at Bella and she smiles back. She sticks out her tongue, and before I could reply, she races away. I follow her out of Renesmee's room and down the flights of staris. I see Bella jump down and race over to her husband, Edward, and jump into his lap. He was watching a football game with Jasper. Edward grunts and pulls Bella close. I stop and glare at Bella. Bella glares at me and smiles.

Carlisle comes into the room, his eyes darting back and foward from me to Bella.

"Emmett?"

"Bella said the irritating and mean story again!" I pouted, pionting fingers at Bella. Carlisle shrugged his shoulders sadly and shook his head.

"Bella-" He began, but Bella interupted.

"-was only making fun of you, you silly old goose." She punches me in the chest, lightly but then hard. I take her hand and flip her over. She laughs than jumps out the window. Edward follows her into the midnight, the moon shining down on them. Jasper follows them and them Alice and Carlisle and Esme. I stand back as I watch them go away to hunt. A feel a soft touch brush my cheek. I turn, seeing Rosalie. Her hair was pinned up, flowing down onto her shoulders.

"You coming?" She asks, brushing my lips with hers.

"No. I'm not that hungry. I'll stay and watch Renesmee," I shrug and sit down on the couch. I grab the remote and switch between channels.

Rosalie stands by the window, looking out. "I'll bring something," and then races off.

I stop channel surfing, landing on Sophia the First. A little girl was riding on this really demented pony. It looked intresting, so I watched it. Personally, I think James was pretty cute, for a cartoon.

I sat on the couch, watching Sophia riding the pony and listening to crickets chirping. I sigh and lean back, I close my eyes then iopen them again. A turn around, expecting to see my family. Instead I see a green frog sitting on the window sil. It stared at me and I stared back. Ok, I'm not usually scared of frogs, but their so ugly and slimy. Yikes. I bare my teeth and the frog bounces away. I bolt upstaris to my room, locking the door so the frog won't enter.

I jump into bed and turn on the tv, not feeling safe untill my family returns.