Okay, crossovers are the worst type of story and authors of them should be burned at the stake. That's fine by me. I like fire.

You don't need to have read/watched any of these to understand this. It's self-explanatory. Also, they're supposed to be out of character (OOC). If they weren't, it wouldn't fit, and it wouldn't be as stupid (stupidity was pretty much the point of this story). So if you like your characters to act exactly as they would in their home environment, just hit the fantastic little back button in the top left corner of your screen.

I do not own Harry Potter, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Secrets of Droon or Barney. (If you honestly believed I did, go dunk your head in ice cold water. I'm not joking. Go. Now. And get your I.Q. checked while you're at it.)

The Most Random Crossover Ever Involving Two OOC Wizards and an Attempted Peace Suggestion from a Tea Maker

Two very old, very tall wizards sat across from one another at a table drinking tea and casting occasional suspicious, hostile looks at one another. The tea maker sat between the two of them, apparently ignorant to the tension, sipping his tea happily. Across the room three boys stared at their cups warily, deciding if they should drink it or dump it in the nearby plant before it eats them… Before they settled on a decision, however, the two wizards stood up simultaneously, one drawing a wand, the others fingers begging to spark. The boys, glad for a distraction, watched them with an air of bland curiosity.

"You!" The two very old, very tall, wizards said at the same time, still pointing their, ah, weapons at one another. "You – You copy-cat!" Said one; "You ungracious rip-off!" Said the other. The tea maker, Iroh, calmly stood up and intervened.

"Now, now, I'm sure we can end this argument without fighting." Both wizards focus their anger on him. "Then again, maybe not." The two wizards, whose names happened to be Galen and A. Dumbledore, turned back to face one another and began to glare the other down. Meanwhile, Iroh slid in line with Harry, Zuko and Eric (who else could the three boys be?) and whispered, out of the corner of his mouth: "I suggest we run for the hills." The boys, not taking their eyes off the epic battle of the two wizards, nodded and the four of them quietly exited.

Five hours later Galen and Dumbledore agreed to take a five minute break to eat, drink, go pee, etc. Their backs turned to one another they both drank from their own cup of tea which was, miraculously, still warm. After this, the three boys did not understand why, the two wizards skipped out of the door to the tea room, arm in arm, singing the love song from Barney. Iroh, however know exactly what happened.

*Iroh pops on black screen that appeared out of nowhere, blocking out fanfiction*

"The tea," He said, laughing manically with an insane glint in his eye. "It make us all love one another!" Another laugh, "I shall," Laugh, "Take over the world with a," Giggle, "New force, never used before." Chuckle, "LOVE SHALL RUIN YOU ALL! MWAHAHAHAHAH!"

And they all lived happily ever after.

The End

Flames are welcome. I heart fire!