Pick up lines the Cullens and or Bella/Jacob might use or definetly should use
Note I will limit myself to only two per character. Other than that my mind will fall completly into the gutter. Oh wait's its already there. One good/One perverted or I don't know random.
Carlisle:
1. You're due for a breast examination.
2. You're due for a proctol examination. (is that right? idk)
Esme:
1. I don't always play nice.
2. Let's skip all the bullshit, lose are inhibitions, and do what we really came here to do.
Emmett:
1. Do you have tickets to the gun show?
2. I could go all night.
Rose:
1. I can make you feel special. (lmao i saw avenue q the other night)
2. Blondes have more fun.
Jasper:
1. I can make you feel good.
2. The feeling is mutual.
Alice:
1. I saw you coming.
2. I saw you coming.
(lmao play on words ha no I'm just lazy and couldn't think of another one so live with it.)
Edward:
1. The voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
2. How would you like to make those thoughts a reality.
3(cause Edward's awesome and this just has to be in here from my other story)
PIANIST DO IT WITH ALL TEN FINGERS!!1!!
Bella:
1. If I bit my lip would you kiss it better.
2. POOF! I'm here what are your other two wishes.
Jacob:
1. Werewolves like it rough.
2. I run at a 108 all the time.
Edward: Werewolves also erupt prematurely. (lol play on words suggestive eyebrow wiggle)
Couldn't think of any for Bella so I used my favorites.