AN : Wow, my first Furuba fanfic! I came up with this idea in French class, my last class of the last day of the school year! Yay! So, this is a oneshot (most likely) and has no romantic pairings! So, yay! On with the story! Yay!
Rated for character death.
Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket, of course.
Ayame moaned and clutched his stomach. "Ooh… I'm so hungry!" He was on his way to Shigure's, but he was so hungry!
POOF!
A small white snake slithered out of the feminine clothes now lying on the ground. "Drat… I'm even hungrier! Ugh! Well, I guess maybe I should wait here? So I'll have my clothes when I turn back… but I'm so hungry! They have food over at 'Gure-chan's house, Tohru-kun always has food… but if I try to go over there, by the time I make it, I'll be naked, and Kyokyo and Yuki-chan would kill me for that… guess I'll stay here." Dying in pain and hunger by the hands of his brother and cousin did not seem like his idea of a good time.
Suddenly, Ayame was stuck by an alarming, astonishing, awe-inspiring, awful, beautiful, breathtaking, daunting, dreadful, exalted, far out, fearful, fearsome, formidable, frantic, frightening, grand, hairy, horrible, horrifying, imposing, impressive, intimidating, magnificent, majestic, mind-blowing, moving, nervous, overwhelming, shocking, striking, stunning, stupefying, terrible, terrifying, wonderful, wondrous, zero cool, just plain AWESOME idea! (This is taken out of the thesaurus!)
HE
COULD HUNT AND EAT LIKE A SNAKE!
"How smart am I! Oh so smart! I
don't have to even leave my clothes, I can just hunt here!" He
mentally congratulated himself.
Suddenly a small grey mouse darted in front of the snake.
ATTACK! The snake brain shouted. Ayame complied, swallowing the small mouse whole. "Well, that wasn't bad. Tasted like cheese." Ayame 'smiled' (if that's even possible for a snake). Then he realized…
HE WAS STILL HUNGRY!
Suddenly, another animal darted in front of him!
ATACK THE PIG! The snake brain shouted. Ayame agreed, and ate the pig. "Toffee, not, bad, not bad" thought Ayame, not wondering where all these animals were coming from.
Another small animal darted in front of him!
This time, Ayame needed no urging, and ate the monkey all on his own. "Mm, bananas! I'm not full yet… I guess all these years the snake part of me has eaten nothing!" Ayame pondered this, until again…
Another animal ran in front of Ayaa!
Ayame ate the sheep. "Cotton-candy!"
Another animal! Down in the river!
Ayame ate the sea horse. "Caramel!"
A cat!
Ayame ate the cat. "Oranges!"
A baby tiger!
Ayame ate the baby tiger. "Butter!"
A horse!
Ayame also ate the horse. "Chestnut!"
A rooster!
Ayame ate the rooster, too. "Pomegranate? Weird.
"Man, I'm starting to get full!" Even though he had just eaten a lot, Ayame was still his normal size. "I guess part of this curse is that the snake can never be full…" Ayame thought.
A cow!
Ayame ate the cow. "Cream!"
A dog!
Ayame ate the dog. "Chocolate!"
A rabbit!
Ayame also ate the rabbit. "Lollipops!"
Suddenly Tohru came along the path. "Ayame-san? Have you seen everybody? There was this huge parade, and they all got hugged, and they came this way."
Ayame's eyes opened wide. "They… came this way? Oh. My. Akito."
Akito came running along the path towards Tohru and Ayame. "Why are you just standing there! We must catch those… those things!" Without a second thought, Ayame ate Akito. "Brussel sprouts... odd.
"Ay..aya…ayme-san! What did you do!" Tohru gasped. "I ate him. Her. It." Ayame replied. "And I'm going to have to eat you too…"
Tohru never saw it coming.
Ayame sighed, and turned back into his human form. Slipping his clothes on, his face fell. "Yuck! I thought she would taste better than that…Guess she really is a bad egg."
AN: So howdja like it? Reviews are good for me!