Halo:2007

"Everybody, clap your hands!" said Craig Kenning, the dance instructor. Everybody, as you can infer started to clap their hands.

Little did Mr. Kenning know that today's dance class would be a LITTLE crazier than it would ever be.

a bunch of years later...

"We stopped the Covenant and the Flood. Chief, for that I am proud of you, and I owe you a beer" said Sergeant Johnson, as he offered Master Chief a glass.

"No thanks, Johnson, I don't drink," said Master Chief, as he shook his head. Master Chief had once again saved the universe by stopping the Covenant attacks on Earth. He and the Arbiter had found the ark and destroyed it, thus shutting Halo for eternity. The Covenant was forced to retreat and had not been seen for months. Still something seemed to be missing.

The Arbiter scoffed at Sergeant Johnson and Master Chief. Foolish humans. Why did they drink? Was it for the need to be drunk? He could never understand humans.

Worse for him, the one they call "Master Chief" had gotten all of the recognition for the fight against the Flood. For people, the Arbiter was just another Elite who they despised. Though he never got into fights, he could see that people disliked him immensely.

Even that human, the one they called Sergeant Johnson was an arrogant and pompous person. He would occasionally joke about something called "racism" something that the Arbiter didn't understand. What was racism? Was not everyone equal on this planet?

"Oy! Arbiter! Something wrong?" said the Sergeant, as he drank his swig of beer.

"No, Johnson, but everything has been too quiet," said the Arbiter, as he looked off into the distance. It was very unlike the Covenant to stay away for too long. They would want revenge.

500,000 Miles Into Space

About 500,000 miles into space, the Prophet of Truth's plan had succeeded. Soon that traitor, The Demon, and that pompous sergeant would be gone forever. There would be no interruptions this time. Although The Great Journey had ended, "the Great Revenge" had started.

500, 000 Miles into Earth

"Hey, Johnson, what the hell is happening?" yelled Master Chief, as the three men were walking through an unusually dangerous hurricane.

"I don't know, but whatever it is-WHAAAAA!" screamed Johnson, as this portal like thing (WTF?) sucked Johnson in.

"AVERY!" yelled The Chief as he was sucked in the portal after Johnson.

Avery? What kind of name is that? Strange enough Johnson was, but Avery? A better name would be something like Killamee, or JawFgreaftm. Those make more sense-OH HOLY HIERACH- though the Arbiter ashe was sucked inside the portal.

"Now, I want everyone listen to this! F is or Fitness! U is for Understanding fitness! C is for Coordination! K is for Kooling off! What does that spell? It spells-OH SHIT!" yelled Craig Kenning, as a mysterious portal appeared through the air. Some strange people came flying through the portal. They looked COOL!

Instinctively, the Arbiter drew his energy sword. Unfortunately, a man walked by and was impaled by the sword.

"What the….where are we?" asked the Arbiter, as an impaled head dangled from his energy sword.

"From what it looks like, we're in Earth 2007. Oh no. 2001-2008 was known as the Stupid Ages for time. Looks like we're stuck here," said Johnson, as he investigated the area.

"Hey, this is a cool looking toy," said a man, as he pressed the button on the blue, bright, sticky, thing. For kicks he put it on his head.

"NO, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?", yelled Master Chief, as he threw him out of the window.

"OW! What was that-" yelled the man before an explosion in air occurred. As his brain flew through the air, an unfortunate couple was walking by.

"Here's your gift honey…" the boyfriend of the couple said, when all of a sudden, a random brain(guess where, this came from) flew into the girl's face!

"AAAUGH!" yelled the girl, as she ran around into the streets.

A car ran her over, as her corpse went flying through air.

The driver of one car was surprised to find a dead carcass on his shield.

"ZOMG I CAN'T SEE!" yelled the driver, as he crashed into a gas station. HE unfortunately drove into the gas tanks causing a huge explosion, as burning cars flew through the air into the traffic, causing a gigantic car wreck. Unfortunately, the car wreck, caused a pipe to leak out carbon monoxide. As carbon monoxide spread over the city, millions were slaughtered. Sad face

"HEY WEIRD LOOKING DUDE, NICE SWORD!" yelled Craig, obviously unaware of the situation(he was wearing a gas mask for no reason. Go figure).

Master Chief and the Arbiter were shocked in horror at the sight they saw in the city, as they could hear screams, explosions, and utter chaos happen. Master Chief's helmet protected him, while the Arbiter was simply immune to the effects of the gas. Sergeant Johnson died, but as we all know, he was a gigantic pompous asshole. Oh wait, that's not what I meant. As I was saying, Johnson always dies and comes back, so the Chief and Arbiter weren't worried.

"Listen mister, I don't know what's wrong with you, but in case you haven't noticed, the whole city has been slaughtered," said Master Chief as he put a hand on his face in shame.

The Arbiter looked at his sword, and was shocked to find 5 impaled heads dangling on it. He passed out.

Master Chief, finding out he was stuck in this city full of morons and slaughter just bashed his head against the wall and was knocked out.

Craig, being the dumbass that he is, stood there saying-

"C'mon guys, what's happening? I hope I didn't make you sad…."

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Well, that's our story. Some stuff might be EXTREMLEY UNREALISTIC, but that's the point. Later chapters are to come! How will the Chief and Arbiter survive(Johnson is immortal, so don't worry bout him)?

Btw, Johnson owns.