Words needed:
Swimming,Bulldozer,swine flu,blood red,fantasy,Harry is gay.
pairing(s):any, i have chosen Blaise/Hermione/Draco
WARNING: Strong swear words and A bit of smutty slash(A kiss).
Hermione and Blaise where laid reading on their King sized bed they shared with their lover Draco,when said Draco stormed in,
"You will no believe what just happen in the Great hall"
"Well after you stormed in here like a Bulldozer,its got to be important"Hermione repiled as she set her copy of Wuthering heights down.
"It is,Potter just annouced he is gay"
"Everyone knows Harry is gay"
"Well apparently the weasleys didn't"
"What you mean" Blaise asked
"Well She-Weasel,Screams why wont you date me Harry?"Draco did a good impression of Ginny"And then he shouts 'Because Ginny I'm Gay,Homosexual,A Poofter,A Fag,A fucking Cock sucker' and thats not the best bit,the weaselette go Blood red and freckles says 'Do you have swine flu?',i almost wet myself"Draco was Able to get out between laughs"Then Potter screams 'NO!' and flies over to the slytherin table and screams 'I'm Gay' Grabs Theo by the collar and snogs the hell out of him"
"I bet the school is swimming in rumors"Repiled Blaise
"Well at least theo got his fantasy filled"
"What do you mean Draco"Asked Hermione
"Well Theo had a fantasy that Potter was Gay and would kiss him and well Potter just did"
All three started to laugh when Ginny burst in
"Hermione,you will never Guessed what just happened in the Great hall"
The end AN: so what do you think,i got bored and wrote a load of tosh but anyway if you reveiw write a bunch of words and ill write a short story using them :D laters xoxox NO FLAMES PLEASE,Can't say ought nice dont say anything at all!!!