Bugs Bunny burst out from the ground burst out of the ground with a triumphant smile. "Miami Beach at last!" he shouted. He looked down and called down the tunnel: "See, what did I tell ya', Daffy? I told you I'd get us there!" then he muttered to himself, "Eventually." Then he looked around at the surroundings. Trees, dirt, vegetation, vines. He jumped at the sound of birds and the roar of a tiger.
Daffy Duck crawled out of the tunnel, coughing. He stood up and began brushing dirt off of his feathers. "That's the last ime I'm going down a tunnel with you!" Daffy muttered.
This isn't Miami, Bugs thought. "Uh, Daffy..."
Daffy Duck was not listening. "Well, at least I get to make a sand castle and swim. Come on, let's go!" and Daffy turned and ran off into the jungle. "Let's get wet!" Bugs heard him shout.
"Daffy! Daffy, wait!" he called out after Daffy, but he did not hear. Bugs shrugged. "Oh, well. He'll realise soon enough," he muttered to himself and he pulled out a map and took a look. He face-palmed. "I knew I should've taken that right turn at Alberqurcque!"
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This is going to be so much fun! Daffy thought happily. Get to swim and-
WHAM! He ran right into a tree and fell over backwards over a log. He stood up and rubbed his head. Daffy looked around. "What's a tree doing at a beach?" He wondered aloud, scratching his head, in bewilderment. "Or, why is there no sand?" He jumped as a monkey screeched. Then a bird called out to another. "What?" Then he did a double take when she saw a deer walk nearby and the deer began eating grass. Then Daffy realized. "This isn't Miami."
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"...So, we just back track about three days travel, then we talke the right turn at Alberqurcque and after that voila!" He folded up the map and put it away. "Daffy!" he called out. Daffy came over, lookng quite mad. Bugs just pulled out a carrot and began chewing on it. "Eh...What's up, Doc?" he enquired calmly.
" ' .Beach," Daffy said slowly, emphasising each word.
"Yes. That's right," Bugs chewed on his carrot. He worked it out THAT fast?
"You got us lost again," he continued.
"Look, Daffy, I tried to tell you that I had made a wrong turn, but you ran off to quick," Bugs pointed out. "I made a wrong turn. Remember, you make mistakes, too! Remember when we tried to get to Adelaide, with you leading and we got to Russia and you lead me around for two hours before you realised it wasn't Adelaide?" Bugs added.
Daffy cringed at the memory. "Well...I thought...they were having winter," she made up an excuse.
"It doesn't snow in Australia," Bugs face-palmed. He's worse than Elmer Fudd. They both looked around at the growing shadows.
"Going to be dark soon. We should probably find a place for the night," Daffy suggested.
Bugs agreed and got the rest of himself out of the hole. He turned around and began walking off. "Follow me!"
Daffy grabbed him by the tail, halting him mid-stride. "Hold it! I'll lead this time!" and she walked off with Bugs behind, seriously regretting ever bringing him along.