Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Hyperdimension Neptunia and the characters that appear in the series. They rightfully belong to Compile Heart and Idea Factory! respectfully. I am just borrowing Nep-Nep and the girls for fun and enjoyment. The male character that appears in this story is mine and original.
Author's Notes:
Well, start panicking and say the world is ending! I have returned! My last so-called return completely fizzled out like a cheap match from a dollar store. This time, a video game series called Hyperdimension Neptunia has kicked my Pokémon fanfic muse to the curb and buried it under mounds of Dogoo dung! And thanks to Neptune, Noire, Blanc and Vert, I made this new story that actually has a male non-player character as the lead. After reading a few fics from the Neptunia section that did this, it was too good to pass up and I had to do my version.
In short, these are non-related stories about a male OC meeting with one of the CPUs and amazingly, does something to win their heart. An act that is VERY UNLIKELY in the actual NepVerse since we all want to see Neptune and Noire admit their true feelings for each other and just kiss for once. Other than that, I hope you all enjoy this and I hope I got the fourth wall demolished and made Neptune as herself as best as I can.
P.S., trying to write a story on a tablet that likes to autocorrect itself every thirty seconds is a pain in the ass. Added Note, 10-28-16:
This chapter has now been edited and fixed
My Girlfriend is a CPU
Chapter 1: Neptune, the dizty, pudding loving purple goddess
I should have listened to the others at the Guild HQ when they all said don't take the chocolate pudding. I never dreamed of the trouble I got myself into when I took that bowl of pudding and had an opinion on the subject of main characters. Why am I complaining about pudding and main characters? Allow me to explain.
My name is Asahi. I live in this crazy world called Gamindustri, a world full of broken fourth walls, hot and cute girls that become sexy goddesses, jelly like monsters and video game references every ten minutes. I happen to make my home in the nation called Planeptune, the land of purple progress.
If you're wondering, yes. I am a male and I am a Non-Player Character. Or NPC for short. However, I am not a silhouette of a generic male as the others in this world. I happen to have a face, hair color, eye color and everything else that makes me me. But do I want to spend a few minutes telling you what I look like? It would bore the readers and the author doesn't want that.
As for what I do for a living, I work as a field agent for the Planeptune Guild. I'm mainly a person who takes on monster slaying quests in order to protect the people in the more vulnerable parts of Planeptune, like villages tar from the safety of any of the major cities. Fetch quests bore the hell out of me and I like the sight of enemy blood spilled all over the place. I'm nowhere near as good an agent as the famed IF but I can hold my own against a whole horde of Dogoos and the occasional Ancient Dragon or Fenrir with my trusty longsword. I made it myself and designed it so it can be taken apart and stored in a suitcase for ease of convenience.
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On this particular day, I was returning to the Guild HQ after a trip to a town near the Lastation border where a Heavy Dragon was reeking havoc there. It was a long trip to and from the far away town but the difficulty and reward for taking out the dragon was worth it. When I returned to the HQ, the place was nearly filled to capacity for one reason. It was buffet day.
Every month, the guild HQ officials throw a big feast for the agents to show their appreciation for the hard work. It was something that every one who does jobs for the guild looks forward to. Recently, the CPUs of the four nations show up because they try to drag the CPU of Planeptune back to our Basilicom and do some work for once. The people do enjoy seeing their CPU stuff her face with food along with the other agents since it makes her seem she is just like us and enjoys human activities and such.
I was exhausted and hungry as I submitted my report on the hard quest and collected the huge reward. The huge amount of credits will surely help out with that darn cell phone bill I got last week. I blame that on those same free games and purchasing crap to play said games. I made my way to the large dining hall and wondered if they were still serving any food since I noticed the people there just chatting and bragging about their fictional conquests. To my relief, the people running the feast had made a lot of fresh food for people like me who were returning from long missions away from Planeptune.
I quickly filled my plate with a lot of tasty food and when I got to the desserts, I noticed that there tons of pudding just sitting there for no reason. I did hear that nobody wanted to take any in case the CPU shows up since there was a rumor saying that the CPU loves pudding like nothing else. I didn't know if it was true or not but that chocolate pudding looked very tasty. I took a bowl of pudding and finally sat down at a far away table. For some odd reason, other guild agents kept looking at me like I had a Dogoo on my head or something. I pushed that thought out I found my head and began eating my collected food. I savored the taste of the well cooked food as I swear I feel like I'm being watched by the others.
I hear some sudden commotion going on at the front of the HQ but I suspected that some big shot agent decided to brag about killing a few robotic targets with just a lighter and an aerosol spray can while eating a burger. I paid no mind to whatever was going on until I felt like something or someone was hovering over me like a Gargoyle ready to kill a Hyena. I made the decision to turn around and face who was looking at me with an unknown intentions. It was then that I was face to face with Planeptune's CPU, Lady Purple Heart. Lady Neptune or "Nep-Nep" as her close friends usually call her, was mere inches from my face just as I was about to grab my pudding.
"Heya, hiya. So... uh, are you gonna eat that?" The purple haired, hoodie dress wearing goddess asked bluntly as she kept eyeing the chocolate pudding in my hand. While I struggled to come up with an answer, the CPU quickly snatched the pudding from my hands and began to devour it like it was the first meal she had in weeks. I turned to check out the dessert section and I was surprised to see that all the pudding that was there when I walked past there was all gone. A giant pile of empty bowls and spoons lay all over the table as the Planeptune CPU already devoured my pudding in record time.
"My god... do you have the bottomless stomach of bottomless stomachs or something? I wanted that pudding, woman." I said in an annoyed tone as the purple haired ditz let out an unladylike belch after downing all that pudding.
"Well, everybody should know me. I am the main character of this story, after all. I can eat a ton and not lose my sexy figure." Neptune said confidently as she sat back in her chair and just enjoyed going into a food coma of sorts.
"Just because you're appearing in the first chapter of this story doesn't mean you'll play an important part in later chapters. You might not even appear again in this story." I answered in a rational way. Not everything has to revolve around her all the time. But what. Why am I breaking the fourth wall?
"What kind of an author doesn't give the main character, meaning me, the majority of the spotlight? It wouldn't be a Neptunia fanfic without the Nep in the starring role." Neptune complained as she began a long, four-hour rant about if she's not in the lead role, the story was doomed to fail. At least I thought it was four hours long. By now, a group of other guild operatives have begun to crowd around the table just to listen to Neptune ranting about how the author was prejudice against main characters. Now that is kind of uncalled for.
"Don't be silly, will you? It's always good to give others the spotlight every once in a while. It keeps everything from getting stale." I said in all honesty. However, that seemed to set off some, if not, just about everyone that was listening in on Neptune's rant.
"What?! Taking away Lady Neptune's main character status to others?!"
"That's blasphemous!"
"Neptune will always be our CPU!"
"You anti-pudding ASIC supporter!"
Anti-pudding ASIC supporter? That's a new one. Suddenly, a much bigger mob showed up and they all wanted to do one thing; beat the living cap out of me. All Neptune did was just sit there with a confused look on her face as if she was wondering why everybody wanted to act violent. Before the mob attacked me, I quickly beat a retreat and nearly flew out of my seat and raced out of the HQ. I didn't bother to look behind me in case if I was being chased by and CPU worshiping mob, listing for my blood to be spilled all over Planeptune. I don't think I'll be staying in my apartment tonight just in case of a break-in.
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It was early the next morning as I made my way to the guild with one thing in mind, get everybody there to stop giving me a hard time about the whole main character fiasco. It wasn't even my fault to begin with and I was being treated like I kicked a puppy or something. The harassment from the others was so bad that I turned off my phone and removed the SIM card as I hid out in a place nobody knows about. I had an idea on how to shut everybody up but only the stupid and or desperate would try it. And I was willing to try it. As I turned from the walkway to the wide street that passes by the guild HQ and the Planeptune Basilicom, I ran into one of the very few people I wanted to see at the moment, IF.
"There you are, Asahi. I've been trying to reach you since yesterday." IF said as I only looked at her for a second before resuming my walk to the guild.
"If you're going to bust my chops about last night like everyone else, just save it. I've got enough flak from the rest of the idiots to last the rest of the year." I answered harshly as I noticed that IF was walking beside me in an attempt to try to talk to me and probably get everything smoothed over. That wasn't very likely.
"Look, I'm sorry for what Nep did to you yesterday and how everybody was giving you a hard time. I tried to call you but you didn't pick up your phone." IF said,
"You're one of the people I seriously DO NOT want to see right now. I'm still pissed off about yesterday that I need to just get out of this damn city and away from everybody!" I answered harshly and began to run toward the guild HQ with IF telling me to wait and listen to her. I didn't care about her excuses since she's one of the CPU's close confidants. I finally arrived at the guild HQ and quickly went to the job board. Since I arrived well before the other seasoned guild operatives began their day, a lot of high difficulty jobs were already posted. These jobs are mostly A and S ranked fetch and monster hunt quests in which operates deal with killing powerful monsters and finding some of the rarest items and materials in all of Gamindustri. These missions sometime last for a few days due to how hard these missions can be since they tend to take place in far off places.
However, there are those missions where nobody in their right minds would take unless they are a CPU, pilot a giant robot, are an egotistical son of a bitch or asking for a death wish. And honestly, I want that mission. Fate must have been feeling bad for me because I spotted an incredibly rare dual hunt and fetch quest that had an A ranking to it. Those types of missions are the first to go because they have excellent rewards and offer TONS of credits. I instantly ripped off the paper from the board, took out my ID and quickly went to the registration desk to sign up for the mission. I slammed my hand with the request down on the desk which startled the clerk on duty.
"My, my. Someone's eager to go on a measly quest this early in the morning." The snarky clerk said as she took the slip and my ID and began to register it, only for her eyes to nearly pop out of her head at the type of request I wanted to take on.
"Just process the request so I can take it, okay?" I answered as she looked at me like I clearly lost my mind,
"Look, if it's about us making your life hell yesterday for Lady Neptune's main character fiasco, we're sorry." The clerk said apologetically. I wasn't buying the explanation whatsoever since I know people can be two timing assholes.
"Just process the request, goddammit!" I nearly yelled out, which seemed to scare the heck out of her because she immediately sent the request through the system and seconds later, I was officially awarded the request. With that, I need took my ID from her and quickly headed out of the guild as the higher ranking members rushed to a big monitor that shows which member is on what mission. I guess they all saw which person just got assigned one of the rarest missions. I quickly rushed back to my apartment, which luckily wasn't broken into and ransacked, to get my gear ready for my date with destiny.
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An hour later, I was far away from the city heading to where the location that was specified on the request. I was near the border to Lowee in the north of Planeptune. From what I was able to research, I'm looking for something called "headlight fluid", liquid considered priceless and is only found from a very, VERY powerful mechanical monster that makes the feared Zeta Herobo look like a puny Pixelvader. This powerful machine monster is a major danger to all and needed to be taken care of.
My trek to this area was long and arduous with many enemy hordes all over. Lucky for me, the enemies I defeated dropped plenty of healing items that I sorely needed and used. After many hours of fighting and trekking, I was exhausted and this Zeta Herobo type enemy was still nowhere to be found. My long sword was starting to lose its sharp edge and I needed to rest. I arrived at a clearing and I sat down on a large rock at the edge of the clearing. I took out my blade sharpening stone from my long sword's suitcase and went to work on sharpening my long sword. I take great pride in meeting a well maintained weapon and I could swear someone else was admiring my weapon maintenance.
"Ooh! Your sword is so shiny and sharp looking." An air headed female voice next to me said happily, causing me to freak out and nearly leap many feet in the air. I fell to the ground and pointed my newly sharpened long sword at whoever appeared next to me, ready to kill. And to my shock and annoyance, it was Neptune.
"What the hell are you doing here, woman?!" I asked as I swear I nearly had a heart attack. I lower my sword and sat back down on the rock as I caught my breath.
"Hey, chill out dude. I'm here to take out a very powerful monster because Histy threw me out of the Basilicom again." Neptune answered as she stretched out her body after leaping off the large rock and sat down next to me as if we were bosom buddies or something. I wanted nothing of it and I stored my stone into my suitcase and hopped off the rock, eager to resume my journey.
"Don't steal my thunder." I said angrily as I began to continue my trip deeper into the darkness. I turned around to see the air headed CPU catch up to me like we were on a quiet walk through the park. I swear I could see that Neptune was very deep in thought about something, a different side of her that is NEVER seen before.
"Asahi, was it? Um, I'm sorry about what be did to you yesterday with the whole main character fiasco. I didn't consider how everyone would react like the way they did. It's the author's fault, y'know." Neptune apologized to me but I didn't want to hear it.
"You don't know how I felt after you humiliated me all because I had an opinion. Are you making Planeptune into a dictatorship where people like me get lynched or something?" I yelled angrily at the CPU, who actually seemed to be taken back by my accusations. I know I'm being a dick but if you were in my shoes, you'd be upset too if you were in my position.
Before Neptune tried the puppy dog eyes look in a effort for me to forgive her, the ground shook violently for no reason. Seconds later, a group of large tress crashed to the ground and what seemed to be a rusted and much larger Zeta Herobo appeared. The machine monster had more back spikes and a more aggressive look to it thanks to the rust seeping into its internal workings and making malfunction into attacking everything in its sight. A moment later, a flash of light from my left blinded my sight for a moment. I turned to see what that flash was and instead of seeing the ditzy teen looking CPU, Neptune quickly activated HDD instantly changed into Purple Heart. Instead of the tiny, pudding-loving, small and cute girl that popped out of nowhere, I was now gazing at a sexy, elegant, powerful (and busty) woman in a black and purples skin tight suit with multiple processor parts floating all around her. While I would normally try not gaze at Purple Heart with naughty thoughts in my mind, the large Zeta Herobo had other ideas. This suddenly shook me back to reality as Purple Heart was ready to fight.
"Find a place to hide and stay there! I'll handle this!" Purple Heart ordered out to me as she immediately drew her enhanced sword but I wasn't in the mood to listen to anyone, even Planeptune's CPU. I readied my long sword and rushed toward the hacked Zeta Herobo.
"Don't get in my WAY!" I screamed out as I charged at the target monster as one of its blade arms swung at me. My fast reflexes allowed me to dodge the strike and the blade arm impacted the ground where it actually got stuck. Seeing an opportunity to deliver a strike that could disarm the demonic machine, I swung my sword at the stuck arm. My blade made good contact with the arm but I was shaking from the impact as the armor this robot was barely scratched. The resonance of the hit made me fall to the ground and I instantly retreated before the machine counter-attacked me.
"This thing has much stronger alloy armor than the normal machine! Your sword won't do much damage!" Purple Heart called out as she charged at the machine, which freed it's bladed arm and tried to slash at the CPU. With amazing dexterity, Purple Heart dodged the slash easily and with her sword, cut off the hacked Zeta Herobo's blade arm. Sparks flew out from the inner workings of the arm as the large robot reeled from the shock of Purple Heart's attack as I just looked on in embarrassment and shock. The Planeptune CPU easily had no trouble dodging the machine's erratic attacks in what seemed like a vain attempt to hit the overpowered main character. While this was going on, a horde of Next-gen Bits and A2-is materialized out of nowhere, most likely summoned by the large robot to get rid of me and Purple Heart. I knew that Purple Heart had her hands full as she sliced off one of the large robot's back spikes with such grace, so it was up to me to take the army of robotic fodder mooks.
The battle continued to rage on for what seemed like hours. At least it was to me. I was gasping for air as the last Next-gen Bit dropped to the ground, split in two and dispersed into data. The mook machines were a nightmare even for me and I swear that my long sword's edge was duller than a butter knife after slicing through tough robot alloy for such a long time. I looked for Purple Heart and saw something I did not expect. Through seer power or maybe it just got lucky, the large, heavily wounded Zeta Herobo swung its remaining arm at Purple Heart, smacking her right into a large tree with the flat end of his huge blade. I was surprised that the CPU didn't transform back into human form from how hard she hit that tree. Purple Heart's wings processor parts sliced through the tree and the large trunk crashed to the ground, its big branches pinned her against the rest of the tree.
I could easily see Purple Heart barely moving around as she tried to reach for her sword, which was out of her reach. Nothing like setting off a event flag to ratchet up the tension. The big robot just stood there as it seemed that its internal repair systems were busy trying to repair as much as it could. But when the machine turned its head to see if any more cannon fodder were around, it saw Purple Heart still struggling to free herself. My mind was racing on what I could do to take some of the heat off of Purple Heart and maybe buy her a few seconds to get herself free. And maybe I'll get myself killed in the process like I thought about before this shit began. Dying an hero's death seems to be worth it.
Lucky for me, the damage the big Zeta Herobo was very significant and I saw one of its legs without any protective armor. With its attention on Purple Heart and not on me, I rushed towards the machine and I hoped that my sword could do any damage on the unprotected leg. I yelled out as I slashed diagonally upward at what seemed like some hydraulic flu tube and a knee joint. My sword managed to cut through the tube and heavily damage the knee joint. The Zeta Herobo immediately fell to the ground as the knee joint exploded and it lost its leg. However, the exploding knee joint broke my long sword in two and metal shards dug into any exposed parts of my skin, cutting me very badly and the force of the explosion knocked me to the ground. The pain of the shards hurt like hell and when I looked at my sword, all I had left was the bottom part of the blade and the hilt I was still holding.
"Asahi! What are you doing?! Get away from here!" Purple Heart panicked as I struggled to get up. I was bleeding heavily and when I did try to stand, the wounded Zeta Herobo whacked me away with its busted blade arm. I screamed out in pain as I swear that I broke a bunch of bones from that hit. I saw that my right leg was broken from the hit and the pain was excruciating. The Zeta Herobo managed to turn its attention towards me and it wanted to finish me off. I began to lose focus as the machine raised its arm, ready to smear me into human paste. I closed my eyes and waited for it to happen... but it didn't.
I thought I heard Purple Heart yell out "Neptune Break!" and the telltale sound of a powerful sword cutting through metal and the agonizing cry from a robot being destroyed. Seconds later, there was silence. Only a few electrical speaks were heard as I managed to open my eyes and there I saw it. The Zeta Herobo that gave us a hard time lay in a smoking, twisted heap. It was nothing but scrap metal and I saw Purple Heart standing in front of the wreck. She turned to look at me and quickly rush to my side just as I finally passed out from the pain. As I faced from consciousness, I thought I heard her call out to me...
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I woke up after what seemed to be a very long nap. My first memories were of me in a hospital bed, wrapped up tightly in bandages. I had a feeling that a certain pink haired nurse in training was responsible for me being a mummy. I was told from the doctor that I was lucky to be alive after hearing what happened to me. I noticed that my leg was in a cast and the bone will heal normally. The bad news was that I would be out of action for a few months, so no guild missions for me for the foreseeable future. And that got me worried. How will I pay my rent and bills when they are due if I'm useless?
After being cooped up in the hospital for a few days, I was released and went back home. When I arrived at my apartment, I saw numerous "get well soon" and "we're sorry" cards at my door, along with what seemed to be a post mission report from the quest I was on and noticed that it was labeled "clear" and a very large sum of credits were deposited into my account, solving my money problem for the next couple of months. I had a feeling that Purple Heart found the headlight fluid and told them that the monster was defeated. Right now, all I wanted to do was to relax and recover since I now had a lot of time on my hands.
I entered my apartment after collecting the mass of sympathy cards and sat down on my couch. As I sat back on my couch and dropped the crutches I was given on my coffee table, there was a knock on my apartment door. I let out an annoyed groan as I gingerly got up and headed for the door with the help of one of my crutches. I opened the door and to my surprise, there stood Planeptune's CPU, Neptune. She had a sad and worried look on her face and was holding something behind her back.
"Hi... Asahi. Um, I heard you just got out of the hospital and... I was worried about you." Neptune said quietly as she kept looking away from me. It seemed like she was worried for my well-being after what happened to me. All I did was give her an opening to take out that machine with her awesome game breaking skills. Or something. I was about to be a smart as but decided not to and motioned for her to come in since my leg was starting to hurt. I was secretly glad that I always kept my apartment clean since I'm not a NEET and I get out of the place when boredom or work sets in. Neptune entered my apartment carrying what seemed to be a suitcase that was very similar to the one that I used to store my now broken long sword. I once again sat down and let my leg rest as Neptune seemed upset over something and I'm not very good at breaking the ice, so to speak.
"What brings you here to see me?" I asked, groaning a little bit from discomfort. This whole situation right now reeked of love confession, which I find extremely crazy and unbelievable. I doubt that a CPU like her would go for a guy like me, a meek human.
"Thank you... for trying to save me from that machine. I couldn't have beaten that thing by myself." Neptune said quietly. I had a feeling that she had a hard time accepting the fact that our almighty CPU actually needed some assistance, especially from a "useless" male NPC like me. I decided not to make any smart ass comments since I had a feeling that Neptune was being sincere with me. But I was curious about the suitcase Neptune brought with her.
"Hey, Neptune. What's with the suitcase? You planning on getting away from your Oracle?" I asked curiously. Neptune's attitude did a 180° as she had a big smile of her face and placed the suitcase on my lap.
"When I told Histy and Nep Jr. what you did to save me, they wanted to give you a little something as thanks for saving lil' ol' me." Neptune answered cheerfully as I shrugged and opened up the case. My eyes went wide in surprise when I saw the contents.
There laid inside the case was a disassembled longsword that was brand new, fresh from a modern blacksmith that I probably thought would be excited to make a sword for the CPU of Planeptune. The first thing I noticed was that the blade was purple with the fuller colored black. The handle was black with the guard and pommel purple with the Planeptune logo engraved on it. I took the guard and attached it to the bottom half of the blade, hearing the telltale snap of a secure connection. I carefully attached the handle which had the pommel already attached at the bottom and that easily snapped tight. When the top half of the blade slid and connected with its bottom counterpart to complete the sword, I noticed an instant improvement over my former weapon.
"This sword us much lighter than the one I had before." I said as I carefully handled the new sword, getting used to how light it felt in my hands. The person must have used some strong, lightweight metals that I would never have been able to source by myself.
"Yup yup. Nep Jr. knows a few friends who knows a thing or two about swords and stuff. Even my weapon was made by Nep Jr's friend. Thanks to the metal he uses, it doesn't need to be sharpened all the time and you'll have no problems slicing up the baddies." Neptune replied happily as I decided to disassemble the sword and stored it back in the case for now. There would be plenty of time for me to get used to the new weapon since I will be out of action for awhile.
"I don't know what to say, Neptune. Thank you." I said to her sincerely as I sat back down my the couch with her doing the same. Neptune simply smiled as she began to fidget around a bit next to me, as if she wanted to say something but was worried about how I would take it. Before I could ask what was on her mind, Neptune leaned towards me and planted her lips on mine. My eyes went wide open at the shock of Planeptune's CPU kissing me out of nowhere but I just enjoyed the moment. I returned the kiss as she wrapped her arms around my neck and the two of us enjoyed our long kiss. Sadly, all things have to come to an end as we broke away to get some air.
"Y'know, I never dreamed of kissing a guy before. Everybody believed, even the author, thought I would be making out with Lonely Heart like this." Neptune confessed to me as she was blushing madly. While I was secretly excited to get a kiss from this airhead, I was curious on why she would do something THIS random.
"Neptune, why me? I'm just a normal NPC trying to earn a decent living here in Planeptune." I asked,
"Well, you acted like the stereotypical hero saving the princess from certain doom. And said hero should be rewarded for his bravery." Neptune answered happily,
"I honestly don't think it works that way. The hero doesn't get anything for his work and the princess keeps getting captured by the same villain." I replied,
"Aw, don't think that way. I'm not some pink dress wearing princess with mushroom like people who I rule over and a giant lizard trying to kidnap me. I'm Nep it right in its Nep if it ever tried to kidnap me!" Neptune said confidently. I was actually beginning to like this ditz. At least she's smart enough to get out of jams herself. However, the next thing she said to me nearly blew my mind.
"Besides... you'll be there to protect me, right?"
If I was drinking something, I would have done the spit take of spit takes. Does Neptune believe that I could protect her like how I nearly killed myself and getting hurt?
"You know I'm just some useless male NPC. How could I protect you from all the dangers you face in gathering shares for Planeptune?" I questioned,
"True... but I would be lonely out there without my hero by my side." Neptune answered as I saw her starting to blush with every word she said.
"Huh?! You want me to be with you?!" I asked, completely surprised yet again with this sudden, unexpected confession. This was all new to me. I never had a girlfriend before and now here was Neptune somewhat asking me to be with her!
"Well, confessing seriously isn't my style so..." Neptune leaned towards me and kissed me again, which I returned as I wrapped my hands around her waist to hold her close to me. You know... this might not be so bad, having a CPU as my girlfriend. Both of us broke away and Neptune had a silly, goofy grin on her face.
"Since I'm now your unofficial hero, are there any other benefits I should be aware of?" I playfully asked. Again, that pervy side just had to pop up. I hoped Neptune didn't take it that wrong way and thought I only wanted her for sex. Neptune thought about what I asked for a few seconds before she got an idea in her head and suddenly transformed into her HDD for with me still holding her. A second later, I was face to face with Purple Heart, amazing wearing the same hoodie that somehow grew to fit Purple Heart perfectly. And honestly, she looked damn sexy in it.
"I'm sure I can think of a few good benefits. But right now, how about this?" Purple Heart said with a hint of seduction in her voice as this time, I was now kissing a beautiful goddess as she sat in my lap and we just continued to kiss.
Yeah. Having a girlfriend who is a CPU might be very interesting. At least my life won't be boring anymore. I only hope that I can be the hero she now expects me to be.
Well, I hope whoever reads this will like my first ever offer into the Hyperdimension Neptunia universe. Since I pretty much own all the major games for the series for my PS3 and PA Vita, fanfics from me were inevitable. That said, the fact that I was able to write something and put it on here us no less a miracle since I procrastinate like there's no tomorrow, much like Neptune herself not doing anything to raise Planeptune's shares.
There is one thing you can thank for getting me back into writing, my new Samsung Galaxy Tab 4 tablet. Now I don't have to count on getting to my laptop to write things when an idea appears suddenly. And thanks to TextMaker Mobile Free, an amazing text editor I discovered on Google Play, I can write stuff again! Now I just have to deal with the on screen keyboard always trying to autocorrect me all the damn time.
Next time (if I can get a good idea and work on making endings better) is everyone's favorite loveable tsundere, Noire!