Epic Rap Battles of History: Diamond Tiara vs. Duchess Swan
Rated T for Language
Disclaimer: I don't own Ever After High, My Little Pony or Epic Rap Battles of History. Ever After High and its characters are owned by Mattel, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and its characters are owned by Hasbro and Lauren Faust, and Epic Rap Battles of History is owned by Peter Shukoff and Lloyd Ahlquist. Eeyup, wouldn't you know, it's another Epic Rap Battle fic, people! We all know you love this! But this time, we got two queen bees from two of my most favorite guilty pleasure shows of all time, Ever After High and My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic! We have the mean and nasty Diamond Tiara versus the Queen Bee of Swan Lake, Duchess Swan! Enjoy!
EPIC RAP BATTLE!
Diamond Tiara!
vs.
Duchess Swan!
BEGIN
Diamond Tiara:
Diamond T in the house tonight
I'm representing Ponyville for a fight
I make lives living heck so get used to it
Like Hammer, I'm just two le-git to quit
I'm so cool, unlike those boring blank flanks
Who think they can knock me off the ranks
Where does a swan like you stand, I must say
I'll make your happily ever after much more lame
Your storybook ending's as crap as puke
You're a swan at the end, well that's a fluke
It's just like your friendship with Sparrow Hood
It's about to be chopped down like cherrywood
I'm as rich as they come like a spoiled lass
Who's about to dance all around your ass
Your ballet's so dumb I want to hurl
Just like a fat guy pukes on a tilt-o-whirl
I'm a queen bee with some attitude
Who rocks this rap with solitude
I won this match so it's your final bow
Your encore is over, ya piece of horse chow!
Duchess Swan:
Diamond Tiara, are you on dope
Your rhymes are so bad, it makes me eat soap
It was just to wash away that horrible taste
Of your godawful rhymes that smells like horse waste
I dance all of your asses, that's no horrible joke
Your face looks like an old man who croaked
You think you're picture perfect and number one
Your ass is bigger than your brain who weighs a ton
So get yourself a forklift and take your crown
Cause I dance like the lights that light the town
Your friend is Silver Spoon, well that's a shock
Considering she smells like a smelly sweat sock
I must admit that you also smell like her
So go get fumigated you piece of turd
I'll take away stories like a thief in the night
Who screams like a tiger with all its might
So don't think you won any rap, you faker
Cause I'm a dancing swan and a history maker
I'm Ever After made, and you're just a piece of trash
So this encore's over now, ya stupid dumbass!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC EVER AFTER RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!