Horton was lazing under a tree smoking some weed when he heard a tiny noise. He looked around but could see nothing.
"Hello!" A voice called out faintly.
Horton jumped up (Yes I'm aware that Elephants can't jump but shut up, the bloody story lost reality as soon as I made Horton smoke weed, anyway the story isn't realistic anyway coz the bloody thing can talk and there are a bunch of tiny people talking……but I digress).
"Hello! Hello out there!" The voice called out again.
Horton looked around "Who the fuck is there?! I'm warning you! I know Karate!" (Yes I know Elephants can't bloody do Karate but as I stated in my last rant I don't care about reality!)
His eyes narrowed on a tiny piece of fluff "Are you are that piece of fluff that I can't really focus on properly?!"
"Yes we are! We need you're help! We're going to crash!" The voice shouted…..faintly.
"Well I'm afraid I can't little guy," Horton shrugged.
"What?! Why?!" The voice retorted.
Horton scratched his head (I know that Elephants don't have said fingers to scratch there head but he managed it!) "I'm busy,"
The fluff then floated into a nearby volcano full of lava and acid for some reason and they thusly died.
The End.
Yes this means that the Grinch is also dead because I reckon that that was the same Who village :D