Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Cartoon Edition
[Quick Note - Everything In This Parody Does Not Belong To Me But To Their Respected Owners]
Week 1 Night 1
[A Spotlight is See Turned On & Shining down on a 16 Year Old Man Wearing A Black Suit & Tie with Shaggy Brown Hair & Blue Eyes His Name Was Shawn K.]
Shawn K. - Tonight for The 1st Time Ever You'll be Witnessing Cartoon History Where some Of your Favorite Cartoon/Anime Superstars you've come to know & love compete for a Top Prize of $1,000,000 & who knows it could be won here tonight... If you want to Wintness The Comedy, Drama, & The Excitment Right there at home Then Join Us From The World Of Cartoons as we play The Cartoon Edition Of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"
[The Opening Sequence & Theme Song Begins To play as The Logo Appears]
WHO WANTS TO BE A
MILLIONAIRE
CARTOON EDITION
[The Scene Changes to the Arena as The Audience is Applauding As Shawn K. Enters The Studio & Stands On A Circle In The Middle of The Set]
Shawn K. Oh YEAH, Thank You Everybody & Welcome To The World Premiere Of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Cartoon Edition... That's right The Popular Trivia seen around the world has finally Been Animated into The World Of Cartoons... Now you've Seen Millionaire, Contestants Have To Answer A Series Of 15 Questions To Win Cash Which leads up to $1,000,000 Now It May Be A Little Tough But Hey We Give it A Shot Anyways AM I RIGHT
[The Audience Applaud even Louder]
Shawn K. - I Thought So thanks For The Support now There's a Lot More Stuff I want to tell you guys about but That's Gonna Take Forever So what do you say we get Started By Playing The Game
Audience - YEAAH
Shawn K. - Very Good but Before we get to the game we need a Contestant & Right Now Allow me to Introduce you guys 10 Very Noticable Cartoons That Might Become the Next Millionaire... Who Are They Tonight Let's Find Out AND THEY ARE
[Scene switches to Player 1]
Shawn K. - Nikolai Volkoff From Russia
[Scene switches to Player 2]
Shawn K. - Timmy Turner From Dimmsdale, California
[Scene switches to Player 3]
Shawn K. - Crow Hogan From The Satelitte
[Scene switches to Player 4]
Shawn K. - Misty Waterflower From Cerulien City
[Scene switches to Player 5]
Shawn K. - Katara From The Water Tribe In The South Pole
[Scene switches to Player 6]
Shawn K. - The Red Guy From You Know Where
[Scene switches to player 7]
Shawn K. - Alicia Marquez From The Rainforest
[Scene switches to Player 8]
Shawn K. - Shaggy Rogers From Coolsville
[Scene switches to Player 9]
Shawn K. - Finn The Human From The Land Of Ooo
[Scene switches to Player 10]
Shawn K. - And Dr Eggman From Mobius
[The Camera Zooms out viewing The Entire Set with the Audience Applauding & Lights Moving Around]
Shawn K. - Pretty Cool Huh now If you wondering how they got on the show I'll explain how because maybe you could be a part of the show By Sending Postcards To Post Number 39172 TV Show Millionaire Along with your Name, Location & Phone Number & we choose 10 People at Random by calling them & if they get called then it's their lucky day just follow those steps & who knows you could be a part of Millionaire in Future Episodes just like these guys in the Studio Tonight
[The Audience Starts to Applaud along with the 10 Contestants]
Shawn K. - Thank You Ladies & Gentleman... Now then Players I just wanna say 1st Of All Congrats on making It This far.. Now were gonna find out Who's gonna play First & How were gonna do it is by Playing Fastest Finger
[The Camera Zooms In On A Nikolai's Computer Screen & Keypad]
Shawn K. - Now Players in a moment A Question & 4 Possible Answers will appear on your Screens the one of you that puts the Answers in the correct order within The Fastest Time Will be our Very First Contestant, Now Audience we Need Complete Silence Please... Thank You & Now Get Ready cause Here Come's Tonight's 1st Fastest Finger Question
[The Lights Go Up As The Fastest Finger Music Starts To Play]
Shawn K. - Put These Cartoon Sidekicks In order Of Their Debut?
[The Lights Starts Flashing Around The Set]
Shawn K. - Morocco Mole, Robin, Patrick Star, Barney Rubble
[All Of The Contestants are now seen Locking in Their Answers as The Lights Continue to Flash Around The Set for The Next 5 Seconds Then They Stop]
Shawn K. - Okay Guys Time's Up & If You Haven't Finished Tough Luck But Anywho Let's go ahead & but the answers in The Correct Order Of Their Debut And We Have: Robin The BoyHood Wonder... Barney Rubble... Then Morocco Mole & Finally... Patrick Star That's the Correct order Now let's See Who Got It Within the Fastest Time
Nikolai Volkoff - X
Timmy Turner - 6.78
Crow Hogan - X
Misty Waterflower - X
Katara - 4,13
The Red Guy - X
Alicia Marquez - 5.09
Shaggy Rogers - 2.88
Finn - X
Dr Eggman - X
Shawn K. - It's Shaggy Rogers with 2.88 Seconds
[Shaggy is Seen Jumping Out Of His Chair & Running Towards Shawn the Starts Shaking His Hands]
Shawn K. - Shaggy You Did It Your In ready to win The Million
Shaggy Rogers - Like, Let's Do It
Shawn K. - All Right... Shaggy's about to Start His Run for $1,000,000 when we Come Back Don't Go Anywhere
[Shawn Continues To Congratulate Shaggy on Winning the Fastest Finger while The Audience Started To Applaud For Shaggy]
[Commercial Break]
[The Show Comes Back on With Shaggy Rogers Sitting In The Hot Seat]
Shawn K. - Welcome Back Guys I'm here with Shaggy Rogers our very 1st Contestant Tonight & Shaggy let me just say Again Congrats on making it to the Hot Seat
Shaggy Rogers - Like Thanks
Shawn K. - No Prob Now I Gotta Ask ya What do you like to do for Your Life
Shaggy Rogers - That's an easy one [He Pulls out A Sandwich] Eating Food [He Starts To Eat The Sandwich]
[The Audience Laughs A Little]
Shawn K. - Of Course, Shaggy Rogers The Man Who Loves Food.. So Shaggy I gotta ask you something else
Shaggy Rogers - Sure
Shawn K. - What's It Like Being Part Of A Young Detective Group Which of Course Are Your Friends
Shaggy Rogers - Hmm... Well I Can Tell You Two Things, One Being Part Of A Young Detective Group did give me one thing & that's some Great Friends & Also My Bestest Pal in the world Scooby-Doo
Shawn K. - Of Course
Shaggy Rogers - And Second, Sometimes it's a little bit Uncomftroable I Mean with All The Ghosts, Monsters, Creatures, & Spooky Places (He Shivers A Little) That sort of creeps me out
A Lot
Shawn K. - I See well I Can't blame you Shaggy there are some things in the world that are just to scary to handle even I wouldn't dare to face it so uh... Yeah... Anyways what do you say we just go ahead & get to the game before I Embaress myself here
Shaggy Rogers - Like Okay
Shawn K. - Good, now then before we play the game let me explain the rules on how the game is played
[A Money Chart Is Seen On the Right Side of The Screen as Music Begins To play]
Shawn K. - Now Shaggy you are Just 15 Questions Away from Winning $1 Million Dollars But Here's The Catch The More Questions you get right the more money you win
[The $1,000 & $32,000 Milestone Symbols are Highlighted]
Shawn K. - Once you reach the $1,000 & The $32,000 Dollar Levels your guarrented to leave with at least that much money... Now Shaggy we want you to win as much money as you can but I must warn should you miss a Question at any point during the game you lose & the game is over so if you get stumped don't worry were gonna give you 3 Lifelines to help... Now We have the 50:50
[The 50:50 Lifeline is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - Now for that Lifeline will take away 2 of the wrong answers leaving you 1 Wrong Answer & The Correct one... The 2nd Lifeline is Phone-A-Friend
[The Phone-A-Friend Lifeline is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - Now with this You Can call anybody that you know & see if they can help you... & Finally we have our favorite Lifeline Ask The Audience
[The Ask The Audience Lifeline is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - Now That's where the Audience will play a Major Role by Voting On The Answer that they think is Right... So Shaggy You Got All That info Right
Shaggy Rogers - Uuuuh I Guess
Shawn K. - Good, So Shaggy You Ready To Play
Shaggy Rogers - Like, Yeah I Am
Shawn K. - Audience are you ready
Audience - YEAAAAHH
Shawn K.- All Right, Then Let's Play Millionaire
[The Lights Goes Down As The Room Turns Light Blue As the Audience Continue to Applaud]
Shawn K. - Okay Shaggy Let's get the show on the road with this $100 Question & here it is
[The $100 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - Which Of These Must Legally be worn when driving a car?, A:Driving Gloves...
B:Safety Glasses...C:Seat belt... D:Knee Pads
Shaggy Rogers - Like that's an easy One I Wear it all the time in the Mystery Machine It's C:Seat belt
[Answer C Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - Yep it's a Seat belt your right
($100)
Shawn K. - Good Start Shaggy now let's try to double that with this $200 Question
[The $200 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - Which Brand of coffee was named after the hotel in which it was first served?, A:Nescafe...B:Starbucks...C:Maxwell House...D:Folger's
Shaggy Rogers - Hmm I Kind Of Remember this one at a hotel one time I think it was Maxwell House so let's go with that
[Answer C Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - You Know What, It Was Maxwell House
Shaggy Rogers - Yes
($200)
Shawn K. - So Far So Good now for $300
[The $300 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - According to legend, William Tell shot an arrow at which fruit on his son's head?, A:Apple...B:Melon...C:Peach...D:Kumquat
Shaggy Rogers - I've heard of This, It was An Apple William shot an arrow with so I'll say A:Apple
[Answer A Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - It Was An Apple Your Right Again
($300)
Shawn K. - Your doing good Shaggy now let's go for $500, here's the question
[The $500 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - In the fairy tale,who did the mirror declare was"the fairest of them all"?, A:Sleeping Beauty...B:Cinderella...C:Snow White...D:Rapunzel
[Shaggy starts to think]
Shawn K. - Ever read any Fairy Tales Shaggy
Shaggy Rogers - Uh, I Think so hmm, Oh I Got It's Snow White I Remember
[Answer C Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - Just Like The Mirror said Snow White's the Fairest of Them All
($500)
Shawn K. - Okay Shaggy This is a very important Question you get this right & your Guarrented to leave with at least $1,000 here's the question
[The $1,000 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - Who Is Homer Simpson's mischievous son?, A:Burt...B:Brat...C:Bart...D:Bret
Shaggy Rogers - Like, I know who it is
Shawn K. - You do
Shaggy Rogers - Yeah It's Bart Simpson C
[Answer C Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - It's Bart Simpson alright you just got $1,000
($1,000)
Shaggy Rogers - Like All Right
[The Lights Go Up For A Quick Second Then Goes Down Again As The Room Turns Dark Blue]
Shawn K. - Shaggy My Man you've done it you just won $1000 now you can't leave with anything less than that how do you feel
Shaggy Rogers - Like, Hungry Man
[The Audience Laughs A Little]
Shawn K. - Ha Ha Of Course well don't worry Shaggy you'll get something to eat soon but 1st we need to go to the question worth $2,000 & here it is
[The $2,000 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - What was the name of the girl gang in the movie "Grease"?, A:Pink Ladies...B:Lavender Ladies...C:G-Birds...D:Blue Birds
[Shaggy Starts To Smile A Little]
Shawn K. - What's with the smile Shaggy
Shaggy Rogers - I Just saw this movie just last week so I Know the answer it's The Pink Ladies A
Shawn K. - Final Answer
Shaggy Rogers - Like, Final Answer Man
[Answer A Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - Boy, Does watching Movies pay off you got it right
($2,000)
Shawn K. - Were gonna go ahead & take a Commercial Break but when we come back Shaggy's gonna go for $4,000 Don't go away
[Shawn Starts To Talk with Shaggy as Music Starts to Play with the Audience Applauding as The Screen fades to black]
[Commercial Break]
[The Show Returns with A View Of Shaggy Turning His Monitor with The Audience Applauding In The Background]
Shawn K. - Welcome Back To Millionaire Everybody & if your just tuning in Shaggy here just won himself $2,000 & is now 9 Away from The Million.. So Shaggy having A Good Time
Shaggy Rogers - Sure Am Man
Shawn K. - Good, Now I Gotta Ask You Something & It Involves Your Friends Okay
Shaggy Rogers - Yeah
Shawn K. - Well I Gotta Know Which of your friends is your Bestest Friend In The World
Shaggy Rogers - Like I Know Who, The Greatest Dog In The World Scooby Doo we've been through a lot over the years possibly not just a man's best friend but the greatest pal anyone could have
Audience - AWWW
Shawn K. - Wow, Shaggy That is very touching if Scooby was here tonight I betcha he'd be happy to hear you say it next to winning the million
Shaggy Rogers - Well I sure hope so
Shawn K. - Yeah, but besides all that let's get back to the game you got $2,000 right now 9 away from a Million all you lifelines intact you ready to continue
Shaggy Rogers - Ready
Shawn K. - Okay Then, Then let's Play Millionaire
[The Lights go back down as The Room Turns Dark Blue]
Shawn K. - Here comes your next Question
[The $4,000 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - Who played the title role in the movie "Taxi Driver"?, A:Robert De Niro...B:Harvey Keitel...C:Al Pacino...D:James Caan
Shaggy Rogers - Huh Title Role, Shawn I might of seen this movie before but I can't remember who got the title role I'm stumped
Shawn K. - Okay, Any Idea of what your leaning towards to
[Shaggy starts Thinking for a moment]
Shaggy Rogers - Well I was Leaning Towards Either Al Pacino or Robert De Niro... But I'm just not sure
Shawn K. - Need I Remind you Shaggy you have 3 Lifelines so if your not so sure maybe now would be the perfect time to use one
Shaggy Rogers - Hmm, Like You know what why not let's use that 50:50 & Narrow it down
Shawn K. - Okay's Let's do it... Computer please take away 2 of the wrong answers leaving Shaggy 1 Wrong Answer & the Correct One
[Answers C & D Are Eliminated]
Shawn K. - It's Either A Or B One of your answers is still up there
Shaggy Rogers - Like, that settles it I'm gonna say A:Robert De Niro, Final Answer
[Answer A Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - Gotta love that 50:50 you just got $4,000
Shaggy Rogers - HA HAAA
($4,000)
[The Lights Go Up & Go Back Down Again with the Room Turning Dark Blue Again]
Shawn K. - Aren't you glad you used the 50:50
Shaggy Rogers - Uh Huh
Shawn K. - Me too, Now then let's take a look at this next question worth $8,000
[The $8,000 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - The ANC is a political party in which country?, A:India...B:South Africa...C:Sri Lanka...D:Kuwait
[Shaggy starts to Think with a Serious Look On His Face]
Shawn K. - Ever heard of A Political Party Shaggy
Shaggy Rogers - Not Really
Shawn K. - Ooh well that can't be good.. so what do you plan on doing
Shaggy Rogers - Uuuh You know what I'm not gonna risk wasting another lifeline & just take a wild guess
Shawn K. - Woah, Are you sure Shaggy remember 1 wrong answer & the game's over
Shaggy Rogers - Like I know but like they always say either go big or go home so why not might as well try right
Shawn K. - Well I can't argue with that so what's your answer
[Shaggy starts to think again]
Shaggy Rogers - Shawn I'm gonna go ahead & say... B:South Africa
Shawn K. - Final Answer
[Shaggy takes a deep breath]
Shaggy Rogers - Yes Final Answer
[Answer B is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - Shaggy says it's B... Shaggy, Guess What
Shaggy Rogers - What
Shawn K. - You made a wild guess & it paided off your right
[Shaggy raises his arms into the air]
($8,000)
Shawn K. - Oh Man, The Game Goes On
[The Lights Go Back Down]
Shawn K. - Shaggy I gotta admit you scared me their for a second
Shaggy Rogers - I Did, well Sorry Man
Shawn K. - No Need you got $8,000 anyhow so were good but now let's look at this 7 away from The Million & 2 lifelines now let's take a look at the $16,000 Question & here it comes
[The $16,000 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - In the 1983 film "The Big Chill" who played the corpse in the opening credit sequence?, A:Kevin Costner...B:Mel Gibson...C:Tom Hanks...D:Richard Gere
Shaggy Rogers - Like, Man I never heard of this movie before but the title of the movie sounds pretty spooky
Shawn K. - What oh no it's not a scary movie it's a Comedy-Drama Movie actually so no need to worry but what you should be worrying about is that their's $7,000 hanging on the balance of this question
Shaggy Rogers - Sheesh Don't Remind Me... Hmm What To Do, What To Do (He Snaps His Finger) Like, I Got It let's Ask The Audience maybe they can help
Audience - YEAAAAAAHH
Shawn K. - Good Thinking
[The Lights Go Up As the Room Turns Normal As Music Starts To play]
Shawn K. - Okay Audience Shaggy Needs Your Help So On your Keypads Choose Either A,B,C,or D & if you are ready vote now
[The Lights On The Floor Starts to go around as The Audience starts to place their Votes on their Keypads]
French Announcer - One Ask the Audience Later
A:26%
B:5%
C:40%
D:29%
Shawn K. - The Results Look Close But 40% of The Audience thinks it C:Tom Hanks, but it's your call Shaggy
[Shaggy starts Thinking about The Results From the Audience Poll]
Shaggy Rogers - Well Shawn I know it looks close but I was actually leaning towards Tom Hanks anyhow
Shawn K. - You were
Shaggy Rogers - Like, Yeah so If 40% of The Audience thinks it C then I might as well go for Tom Hanks
Shawn K. - Okay... I gotta ask you... Is That your Final Answer
Shaggy Rogers - Like, Final Answer
[Answer C Is Highlighted]
Shanw K. - Shaggy
Shaggy Rogers - Yeah
Shawn K. - You Had $8,000 & Now... You Have $1,000 It Was Kevin Costner
[Answer A Is Highlighted In Green]
Shaggy Rogers - Zoinks
Shawn K. - Well Shaggy goes to show you Never trust your Instincts & I gotta say for the 26% of the audience let's just say you got lucky
[Shawn Grabs A Check for $1,000 & Hands It To Shaggy]
Shawn K. - Well Shaggy you do have $1,000 that's more than what you came in here with, thanks for playing
[Shaggy Grabs The Check & starts to Shake Shawn's Hand]
Shawn K. - Oh & Shaggy Tell Your Pal Scooby I said Hi & just between you & me your a cool guy
Shaggy K. - Like, Thanks... & Don't worry I will
[The Audience starts to Applaud as Shaggy exits The Stage With $1,000]
TOTAL PRIZE MONEY
($1,000)
[Shawn makes his way back to where he 1st stood at]
Shawn K. - Well Shaggy gave it a try but it didn't pay off but despite that he still has $1,000 in his pocket & I wish him luck in the future... all right were gonna take another break & when we come back these 9 players left remaining will play Fastest Finger yet again to see who plays for The $1,000,000 Next Find Out After you watch this
[The Audience Start To Applaud as The Lights start to spin around as The Screen Goes Black]
[Commercial Break]
[The Show Returns with The Audience Still Applauding as The Camera zooms in on Shawn]
Shawn K. - Welcome Back To Millionaire Everybody glad you could stick around because our very 1st contestant Shaggy ended his game with $1,000 it's not a huge amount but it's good for something... anyways we still have 9 hopefuls left to take his place so players get those fingers ready cause here's come the next Fastest Finger Question
[The Lights Go Up As The Fastest Finger Music Plays]
Shawn K. - Starting from 2005 Put These Superstars In Order They Won Money In The Bank & Cashing it In To Become Champion?
[The Lights Start Flashing Around The Set]
Shawn K. - The Miz,Edge,Rob Van Dam,CM Punk
[All 9 of The Contestants Starts Locking in their answers as The Lights continue to flash around the set for the next 5 seconds then they stop]
Shawn K. - Well That Went By pretty Fast... But Anyways let's put these answers in the correct starting from 2005, 1st We Have: Edge...Rob Van Dam...CM Punk...& Finally... The Miz that's the correct order now let's see who got it with in the fastest time
Nikolai Volkoff - X
Timmy Turner - X
Crow Hogan - X
Misty Waterflower - 4.21
Katara - X
The Red Guy - X
Alicia Marquez - X
Finn - 5.15
Dr Eggman - 1.87
Shawn K. - And It's The Genius Himself Dr Eggman
Dr Eggman - YEEEESS
[Eggman Leaps out of his Chair with Excitment & Shake Shawn's Hand].
Shawn K. - Congratulations Dr Eggman... Let's go play for The Million
[The Audience starts gto Applaud as Both Eggman & Shawn walk towards Their Seats As The Lights Dim Down on them]
Shawn K. - So...Our 2nd Contestant to play this Game is the Main Villain of the hit Video Game Series Sonic The Hedgehog, Glad to have you here Eggman
Dr Eggman - Glad to be Here Shawn
Shawn K. - Nice Mustache by the way
Dr Eggman - Oooh Thank You Glad You Noticed
Shawn K. - So Tell me a little bit about yourself what was your History with the Sonic Series for the past 20 Years
Dr Eggman - Hmm Let's See Well What Can I Say 20 Years have gone by so fast to think it was only yesterday when Sonic The Hedgehog 1 For Sega Genesis made it's Debut in 1991 & Of Course I Was in that game but back them I was called by the name Dr Robotnik during that time
Shawn Krebs - I think we get that because some of us happen to be around for the past 20 Years involving Sonic The Hedgehog get it
Dr Eggman - (Sarcasticly) Oh Yeah, How Could I Forget
[Audience Laughs A Little]
Shawn K. - Well, besides all that what do you plan on doing if you win the million here tonight
Dr Eggman - Simple, Buy Some More Parts to help me expand my Eggman Empire that's what I plan to do
Shawn K. - Of Course & Um I Also Understand that you have an I.Q. of 275 Correct
Dr Eggman - That's Right not only am I an amazing Scientist but I'm also a smart Professor so I'll definently have no problem winning the million tonight
Shawn K. - Good for you Eggman... So anyways let's get down to buisness you know about the rules, you know about the lifelines so I gotta ask you are you ready
Dr Eggman - I Sure Am, Let's Begin
Shawn K. - Audience are you ready
Audience - YEAAAH
Shawn K. - Oh They're ready all right Let's Play Millionaire
[The Lights Go Down As The Room Turns Blue As the Audience Continue to Applaud]
Shawn K. - Let's put that I.Q. of yours to the test with this Question worth $100
[The $100 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - What is the shortest month of the year?, A:January...B:February...C:March...D:April
Dr Eggman - B:February Final Answer
[Answer B Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - He Answered very quickly there.. & It worked he got it right
($100)
Dr Eggman - Too Easy
Shawn K. - Boy I'll Say..Now For $200
[The $200 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - Which Vegetable is associated with Halloween?, A:Carrot...B:Eggplant...C:Pumpkin...D:Turnip
Dr Eggman - I Believe it's a Pumpkin so I'll say C
[Answer C Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - Pumpkins Equal Halloween
($200)
Shawn K. - So far so good going for $300 now
[The $300 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - Who is Mr Hyde's more respectable "other half"?, A:Mrs Hyde...B:Dr Kildare...C:Dr Finlay...D:Dr Jekyll
Dr Eggman - I Actually read this Novel the title says "Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde" so I'll say D:Dr Jekyll
[Answer D Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - It's Dr Jekyll Alright your right again
($300)
Shawn K. - Going for $500 here & Eggman looks smooth at the moment
[The $500 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - What is at the center of our solar system?, A:Moon...B:Sun...C:Earth...D:Mercury
Dr Eggman - Now this is too easy as well It's The Sun that's at the center of our solar system so let's go for B:Sun
[Answer B Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - It's The Sun, your right for the 4th time in a row
($500)
Shawn K. - Boy For A Evil Genius you sure are smart
Dr Eggman - Why Thank You
Shawn K. - Okay Eggman this is for $1,000 you get this right you can't leave with anything less than that might as well take a look at it
[The $1,000 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - Which of these animals grow ivory?, A:Rhinoceros...B:Elk...C:Walrus...D:Warthog
Dr Eggman - I'm gonna say C:Walrus Final Answer
[Answer C Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - Again quick with the answer... & Once Again it actually works you just won a Thousand Dollars
($1,000)
[The Lights Go Up For A Quick Second Then Goes Down Again As The Room Turns Dark Blue]
Shawn K. - Man, you really flew those Questions like they were nothing
Dr Eggman - Well What did I tell you I Have an I.Q. of 275 so of course I wouldn't have any trouble & I plan to keep it that way
Shawn K. - Good Luck with that
[The Audience laughs a little as The Money Chart appears on The Right Side of the screen]
Shawn K. - But Anywho you have $1,000 it's yours to keep no matter what, 10 Away from The Million you still have All Of your Lifelines & here we go for $2,000
[The $2,000 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - Which Actor is Shirley MacLaine's famous brother?, A:George Hamilton...B:Warren Beatty...C:Robert Redford...D:Robert Wagner
Dr Eggman - Hmm... I Believe Shirley's Famous Brother was Warren Beatty
Shawn K. - You Wanna make that your Final Answer
Dr Eggman - B:Warren Beatty Final Answer
[Answer B Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - It's the Right Answer You just Got $2,000
Dr Eggman - Thank You
($2,000)
[The Lights Go Down Again]
Shawn K. - Only 9 More Questions Left, Keep This Up Eggman cause here's the $4,000 Question
[The $4,000 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - Which of these is a vampire bat particularly attracted to?, A:Blood...B:Fruit...C:Insects...D:Birds
Dr Eggman - HA That's An Easy one it's what we have in our Body it's A:Blood Final Answer
[Answer A Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - I Must Drink your Blood... Just Kidding your Right again
($4,000)
[The Lights Go Down Yet Again]
Shawn K. - Eggman's Got $4,000 right now & here's come the next Question worth Double That Amount
[The $8,000 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - Who wrote the novel "A Tale of Two Cities"?, A:R.L. Stevenson...B:H.G. Wells...C:Charles Dickens...D:Jane Austen
Dr Eggman - It's so Obvious The Author of this Novel was The Same guy who wrote A Christmas Carol It's C:Charles Dickens
Shawn K. - Final
Dr Eggman - Final
[Answer C Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - Got this one too you just got $8,000
Dr Eggman - Naturally
($8,000)
Shawn K. - We're gonna ahead & take another break but when we come back Dr Eggman goes for $16,000 he's 7 away from The Million & still has all his Lifeline will be right back]
[The Audience Starts Applauding As Shawn Starts to Talk with Dr Eggman as The Screen Fades Black]
[Commercial Break]
[The Show Returns with A Zoom In On The Glass Floor As The Audience Continues to Applaud]
Shawn K. - Were Back Everybosy & During The Break I was talking to Dr Eggman & I was just saying how impressive he's doing right now getting 8 Questions Correct with Ease & still hasn't used a Lifeline, Now Isn't that Impressive or what
[The Starts To Applaud some more]
Dr Eggman - Oh thank You People Your To Kind but he's right you know
Shawn K. - So Eggman I have to admit That I.Q. of yours is really helping you out do you think you have a chance to win the million
Dr Eggman - What do you think
Shawn K. - (He thinks for a moment) Oh yeah ha ha silly me I think you might have a chance after all... But anyways let's back to the game all right now you have $8,000 your halfway to the million All Lifelines still so you ready to continue
Dr Eggman - Indeed
Shawn K. - Very Well then let's play Millionaire
[The Lights Go Back Down as The Room turns Dark Blue]
Shawn K. - Okay Eggman For $16,000 here's your next question
[The $16,000 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - By what name is nitrous oxide gas sometimes known?, A:Tear Gas...B:Mustard Gas...C:Methane Gas...D:Laughing Gas
Dr Eggman - Now That's A Simple Question The Answer is D:Laughing Gas Final Answer
[Answer D Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - You know I could use a good laugh right about now cause you just got $16,000
($16,000)
Dr Eggman - Go Me, Go Me, Your A Genius, Your A Genius
[The Lights Go Down Again]
Shawn K. - Nice Victory Dance Eggman, but were not out of the woods yet only 6 more questions & were gonna play for $32,000 you excited
Dr Eggman - How would I know I mean I have a feeling I'm gonna win it so why bother asking
[The Audience Laughs A Little]
Shawn K. - Rriiiiight... Let's just see the $32,000 Question okay
[The $32,000 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - Which Dickens chatracter teaches Oliver Twist how to pick pockets?, A:Bob Cratchit...B:Mr Micawber...C:The Artful Dodger...D:Bluto
Dr Eggman - I know this one cause I actually have this novel as well so my answer is C: The Artful Dodger
Shawn K. - Hold on a second, remember if you miss this you lose $15,000 & drop back to $1,000 but I'm just saying
Dr Eggman - I'm pretty Sure on this one so I'll say C:The Artful Dodger Final Answer
[Answer C Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - Well Dr Eggman I can tell you this you had $16,000... & Now...You Have $32,000
($32,000)
[Dr Eggman Makes A Huge Smile On His Face as The Lights Go Down Again with The Room going Completly Dark]
[Shawn Pulls out A Check for $32,000 as The Camera Zooms in on It]
Shawn K. - Here it is big guy A Check for $32,000 with your name on it it's all yours
Dr Eggman - Why Thank You, I'll Take it from Here
[Just before Dr Eggman Grabs The Check Shawn's Swipes it away from him]
Shawn K. - Hold It Eggman now it's true that your Guarrented $32,000 but you can't take it righ now cause we still have 5 Mire Questions To Answers]
[A Sweat Drops On Eggman's Face]
Dr Eggman - Oh Yeah Silly Me I guess I Forgot
Shawn K. - Yeeah I'll bet but anways were going for $64,000 right now & the best you have nothing to lose from here, might as well play it, so if your ready here comes the question
[The $64,000 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - Which salad is made from diced apples, celery & walnuts in mayonnaise?, A:Caesar...B:Savoy...C:Ritz...D:Waldorf
[After Dr Eggman sees the Question his Face starts to look Pale]
Shawn K. - Hey Eggman what's wrong you look a little pale
Dr Eggman - Uuuuuuh Shawn please don't laugh but Uh I actually don't know this answer
[Shawn stays silent for a second then Starts Laughing really loud much to Dr Eggman's Embaressment]
Dr Eggman - SHAWN
Shawn K. - He He Sorry Dr Eggman Sometimes I can't help myself & don't worry it won't happen again...But Are You Saying that you don't know the answer
Dr Eggman - (Sigh) Afraid Not, I'm Mostly A Scientist Not A Chef or Food Expert so yeah they're you go
Shawn K. - Well Dr Eggman Don't worry cause Remember you still have All 3 Of Your Lifelines so if you need some help I figured now's the time to get some
Dr Eggman - Hmm All Right but You Know I Have An Idea I'm gonna use The Phone A Friend
Shawn K. - Okay so who do you want to call
Dr Eggman - A Fellow Scientist & Close Friend of Mine Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Shawn K. - Heinz Huh, So What do you & Heinz have in relationship
Dr Eggman - Well Were Both Evil Scientists, Were Smart, & Heinz always help me out on some very difficult situations
Shawn K. - Oh Does He
Dr Eggman - Yep
Shawn K. - Ok well Than Let's go ahead & Hook The Cartoon Hotline & let's get Heinz Doofenshmirtz on the line
[The Phone Starts Ringing]
Heinz Doofenshmirtz - (Voice) Hello Heinz Doofenshmirtz Here What's your Evil Pleasure
Shawn K. - Hello Heinz
Heinz Doofenshmirtz - (Voice) Yes
Shawn K. - Hey There This Shawn K. From Millionaire How's It Going
Heinz Doofenshmirtz - (Voice) Oh Hello Shawn Just Fine Really But Not Doing Since I've been Defeated By Perry The Platypus yet Again
[The Audience Laughs A Little]
Shawn K. - I See Well Anyways We Have Somebody that you know in The Studio Right Now
Heinz Doofenshmirtz - (Voice) Really, Who
Shawn K. - Why Don't You Say Hi Big Guy
Dr Eggman - Hi Heinz Remember Me
Heinz Doofenshmirtz - (Voice) [Gasp] Eggman Is That You
Dr Eggman - Who Do You Think
Heinz Doofenshmirtz - (Voice) Wow What A Surprise How's It Going
Dr Eggman - Well you know Evil Buisness as Usual you Know
Shawn K. - Hmm Well Anyways Heinz Let Me Explain What's Going On Eggman's doing really good right now He's Won $32,000 & He's Going for $64,000 but he needs your help on This Question think you can Help
Heinz Doofenshmirtz - (Voice) Anything For Eggman He's My Buddy.. Evil Buddy that is
[The Audience Laughs A Little]
Shawn K. - Okay So Listen Heinz, Eggman's Gonna Read you a Question & 4 Possible Answers One of them's the right answer, Okay
Heinz Doofenshmirtz - (Voice) Got It
Shawn K. - All Right, The Next Voice you'll be hearing is Eggman & Eggman you have 30 seconds & your time starts...Now
[The 30 Second Clock Appears]
Dr Eggman - Heinz, Which salad is made from diced apples, celery & walnuts in mayonnaise?, A:Caesar...B:Savoy...C:Ritz...D:Waldorf, 18 Seconds
Heinz Doofenshmirtz - (Voice) I Know This One cause I actually made this salad it's Waldorf Salad
Dr Eggman - How Sure Are You
Heinz Doofenshmirtz - (Voice) At Least 100% Sure
Dr Eggman - Okay then Thanks Again Heinz
Heinz Doofenshmirtz - (Voice) Always A Pleasure for someone my Level so Good Luck & Don't Screw Up
Dr Eggman - Don't worry I Won't Bye
[The Phone Disconnects as The Clock stops at 6 Seconds & Vanishes]
Dr Eggman - Well if Heinz's 100% on Waldorf Then I'll go with Heinz's Choice & say D:Waldorf
Shawn K. - Final Answer
Dr Eggman - Final Answer
[Answer D Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - Heinz's Just Helped You Out Again You Just got $64,000
Dr Eggman - YES Thank You Heinz
($64,000)
[The Lights Go Up For A Quick Second Then Goes Back Down Again]
[Shawn Pulls out The Check for $64,000]
Shawn K. - $64,000 Right Here Eggman Good Job
Dr Eggman - Thank You But I should Thank Heinz for this
Shawn K. - You Should He's The One That Provided The Correct Answer Duuuh
[The Audience Laughs A Little as The Money Chart Appears On The Right Side Of The Screen]
Shawn K. - Besides That What's Done Is Done Your Now 4 Away From The Million & Still 2 Lifelines If You Need Them & Here we Go For $125,000
[The $125,000 Question Appears]
Shawn K. -What did Vice President Marshall say this country needed?, A:Revolution...B:Belief in itself...C:Good five cent cigar...D:Mcdonald's
Dr Eggman - Now This One I don't need to worry cause I actually remember hearing about this something that I'm familiar with & the thing that country needed was A Good five cent cigar so I'll make my Final Answer C:Good five cent cigar
[Answer C Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - Anybody Got A Cigar I Could Smoke On
[Audience Laughs A Little]
Shawn K. - Just Kidding But What I Do Have For You Eggman Is A Check For $125,000 YOur Right Again
($125,000)
[The Lights Go Back Up Then Back Down Again]
Shawn K. - Dr Eggman you are on fire tonight You've managed to reach The Six Figure Amount $125,000 take a look
[Shawn Sticks Out The Check for $125,000]
Dr Eggman - That Sure Is A Lot Of Money
Shawn K. - It Sure Is
Dr Eggman - Can I Take It
Shawn K. - What, No that Be Stealing besides Look how close you are to the million
[The Money Chart Appears on The Right Side Of The Screen]
Shawn K. - Just 3 More Questions Left Then You'll be a Millionaire Okay but we're going for a Quarter Of A Million Dollars & SHould you miss you'll $93,000 & Drop Back To $32,000 Okay... But you still have 2 Lifelines if you want to use them all right
Dr Eggman - I Know, I Know Don't Remind Me Sheeeesh
Shawn K. - [Sigh] Let's Forget This Weirdness & take a look at the $250,000 Question
[The $250,000 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - In which US city was the first hospital opened on February 11, 1752?, A:Philadelphia...B:Baltimore...C:Cleveland...D:Richmond
[Dr Eggman Starts Thinking About The Question]
Shawn K. - What's going through that mind of yours Eggman
Dr Eggman - I think I might of heard of this before but I just can't remember which US City opened it
Shawn K. - That's odd & I thought you had an I. 275
Dr Eggman - I Do but with this much money at risk & all this Dramatic Music Playing the Pressure's Finally Gotten To Me So I'm just not so sure about this one
[The Lifeline Chart Appears with the Phone A Friend Covered with A Giant Red X]
Shawn K. - You still have 2 Lifelines of course, you can use one of them right now or did you have something else in mind
Dr Eggman - Hmmm You know What Let's Go Ahead & Ask The Audience & gets some help
Shawn K. - Sounds like a Good Idea
[The Lights Go Up As The Room Turns Normal As Music Starts To Play]
Shawn K. - Audience Dr Eggman Needs Your Help On Your Keypads Choose Either A,B,C or D & if you are ready vote now
[The Lights On The Floor starts to go around as The Audience starts to place their Votes on their Keypads]
French Announcer - One Ask the Audience Later
A:19%
B:37%
C:28%
D:16%
Shawn K. - Again the Results Look Close but 37% of The Audience thinks it's Baltimore, Does that Help Eggman
Dr Eggman - Uuuhh Not Really, So How many Lifelines do I have Right Now
Shawn K. - Just One Actually which is the 50:50
Dr Eggman - You Know What Let's Use It & see if it helps some more
Shawn K. - Sure We can do that, Computer would you please take away 2 of The Wrong Answers leaving Him 1 Wrong Answer & The Correct One
[Answers B & C Are Eliminated]
Shawn K. - Oh My Looks Like the Audience was Wrong Again But That Leaves Answers A & D for you to choose from
[Dr Eggman Stares at The Question looking very Serious as he Starts To Think]
Dr Eggman - When I saw this I 1st Thought that it was Philadelphia then of course the Pressure kicked in you know
Shawn K. - Yeah I Know, Pressure's No Joke Especially with all this Money at stake But I Should Tell You If You Miss you'll loose $93,000 okay but you can Walk Away with $125,000 if you don't want to go for it
Dr Eggman - (Takes A Deep Breath & Sighs) No... I'm Gonna Go For It
Audience - (Gasp)
Shawn K. - Woah, Gutsy Move Your Making Eggman but It's your call... So What's your Answer
[Dr Eggman Looks Over The Answers One More Time]
Dr Eggman - I'm Gonna Go with My Gut & Say...A:Philadelphia
Shawn K. - Okay... This That Your..Final Answer
Dr Eggman - (He Closes His Eyes & Holds His Hands Together In Prayer Form) Yes
[Answer A Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - Dr Eggman
[Dr Eggman Is Seen Sweating A Little Waiting For What's About To Happen
Shawn K. - You Had $125,000... & Now... You Have...
[Dr Eggman Looks At Shawn For A Brief Second still Looking Scared]
Shawn K. - TWO HUNDERED & FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS
[Dr Eggman Raises His Arms In The Air]
Dr Eggman - YYEEEEESS
($250,000)
[Dr Eggman Now Places His Hands On His Head Knowing What Just Happened much to His Excitment]
Shawn K. - Eggman Has Won $250,000 Only 2 Away From The Million & He Goes For $500,000 When We Come Back
[The Audience Starts To Applaud As Shawn Starts To Congratulate Dr Eggman On His Amazing Triumph As The Screen Fades To Black]
[Commercial Break]
[The Show Returns With A View Of Dr Eggman All Relaxed Holding A Check for $250,000]
Shawn K. - Welcome Back & If Your Just Tooning In Dr Eggman Took A Huge Risk & Managed to win A Quarter Of A Million Dollars
[The Audience Starts To Applauid Really Loud]
Shawn K. - How Are You Feeling Eggman
Dr Eggman - Kind Of Both Shocked & Excited Because Now I Have $250,000 In My Grasp & It's all because of this Show I LOVE MILLIONAIRE
[The Audience Starts Applauding Again]
Shawn K. - There you go now That's Something We Like To See On This Show...But In Any Event Were Very Happy For You Eggman... Anyways you have $250,000 Right Away
[The Money Chart Appears On The Right Side Of The Screen]
Shawn K. - Only 2 More Questions To Becoming A Millionaire & You Have No Lifelines Left So Your On Your Own From Here, & Should you miss here you'll lose $218,000 & Fall Back To $32,000 All Right... So You Ready To Continue
Dr Eggman - Ready
Shawn K. - Nice, Then Let's Play Millionaire
[The Lights Go Back Down As The Room Turns Dark Yet Again]
Shawn K. - This is for A Half A Million Dollars Eggman Take A Look
[The $500,000 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - Who was the first "White Anglo-Saxon Protestant" born in the New World in 1587?, A:Virgina Dare...B:Abigail Adams...C:Ben Franklin's mother...D:Betsy Ross
[Dr Eggman starts to look At That Question & Smiles a Little]
Dr Eggman - You Wanna Know Something Shawn
Shawn K. - What
Dr Eggman - I may Have an I.Q. Of 275 so I'm pretty sure I know this Answer
Shawn K. - That's Good
Dr Eggman - But Then Again I Can't Always Be Right So If My Instincts are Wrong it'll cost me $218,000
Shawn K. - Now That's Bad
Dr Eggman - And You know What $250,000 is a lot of Money for me & it can really help me out... So Shawn Hand Me The Check for $250,000 I'm gonna Walk Away
Shawn K. - Final Decision
Dr Eggman - Yep I'm outta Here
[The Audience Applaud As The Lights Go Back Up]
Shawn K. - I Don't blame you Eggman $250,000 is A lot to risk on but just for the heck if you had chosen to go for it what would you have said
Dr Eggman - Hmm... I Would've Said D:Betsy Ross
[Answer D Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - Okay & Had you have Gone On & Said D...You would've lost $218,000 it was A:Virgina Dare
[Answer A Is Highlighted In Green]
Dr Eggman - (Whew)
Shawn K. - So you did The Right Thing & Now Your Walking Out Of Here with $250,000
[Shawn Grabs The Check For $250,000 Hands It To Dr Eggman & Starts Shaking His Hand]
Shawn K. - Good Luck With Life Eggman
Dr Eggman - Don't Worry I Will, Catch You Later
[Dr Eggman Exits The Room As The Audience Continue to Applaud]
TOTAL PRIZE MONEY
($250,000)
[Shawn makes his way back to where he stood at The Start of the Show]
Shawn K. - Oh Boy You Talk About Making Some Big Money Dr Eggman Made A Huge Bundle Of It by Winning A Quarter Of A Million Dollars The Highest Amount Given Away Thus Far & This Is The 1st Episode so Isn't That Amazing...But Anywho We still have 8 More Players ready to start their Run for The Million & After The Way Dr Eggman Played there really gonna try their best to make it so let's not keep them waiting here's the next Fastest Finger Question
[The Lights Go Up As The Fastest Finger Music Starts To Play]
Shawn K. - Put The Following Disney Movies In Order Of Their Release Date?
[The Lights Start Flashing Around The Set]
Shawn K. - The Fox & The Hound, The Little Mermaid, Peter Pan, Snow White
[The Remaining 8 Contestants are seen Locking In Their Answers for The Next 5 Seconds Then The Lights Go Back Up]
Shawn K. - Again It Went By Fast...But Any event Let's But the Answers in Order Of Their Release Date & We Have... Snow White... Then Peter Pan...Followed By The Fox & The Hound & Finally...The Little Mermaid, Okay That's The Correct Order Now Let's See Who Got It Right Within The Fastest Time
Nikolai Volkoff - 4.66
Timmy Turner - X
Crow Hogan - X
Misty Waterflower - 3.89
Katara - X
The Red Guy - 3.07
Alicia Marquez - 3.12
Finn - X
Shawn K. - And the Wiiner Is The Red Guy with 3.07
The Red Guy - Oooh ho ho ho ho Glory
[The Red Guy leaps from his seat & butt walks towards Shawn]
The Red Guy - Why Helloooo Shawn
Shawn K. - Hi Red, Ready To Play For The Million Dollars
The Red Guy - YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT
Shawn K. - Very Well Let's Go
[Both Shawn & The Red Guy Walk Over to the Hot Seat As The Lights Shine Down On Them]
Shawn K. - So, The Red Guy is The 3rd Contestant Of The Night & Red you know what they say 3rd Time's The Charm Right
The Red Guy - You Talking To Me
[The Audience Laughs A Little]
Shawn K. - Oo-Kay Well I Know Your Really Eager to Play The Game So I Just Want To Ask Are You Ready
The Red Guy - Oooh Why Yes I'M READY
Shawn K. - Ouch A Little Loud, Audience Are You Ready
Audience - YEAAAAHH
Shawn K. - Then let's Play Millionaire With The Red Guy
[The Lights Go Down As The Room Turns Light Blue As The Audience Continue To Applaud]
Shawn K. - For $100
[The $100 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - In which state is the city of Las Vegas?, A:California...B:Nevada...C:Texas...D:New Jersey
The Red Guy - Ooh I Actually Know this One It's Nevada that's Home to LAS VEGAS so I'll Say B
[Answer B Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - It's Las Vegas, Nevada You Are Correct
($100)
Shawn K. - Now For $200
[The $200 Question Appears]
Shawn K. - Which of these flowers is not planted as a bulb?, A:Tulip...B:Daffodill...C:Marigold...D:Narcissus
The Red Guy - I know this one The Flower that's not Planted as a bulb is C:MARIGOLD
[Answer C Is Highlighted]
Shawn K. - Your Right Again For $200
($200)
[Just Before They Could Start The 3rd Question The Lights Go Up As A Huge Horn Goes Off]
The Red Guy - AAAAHH What Was That
Shawn K. - Sorry Red But That Means Times Up For Today So Were gonna have to finish this game Tomorrow
The Red Guy - AWW Nuts
Shawn K. - But In Any Event Not Only Will The Red Guy Come Back He Will Also Be Joined By 10 New Cartoons Randomly Chosen from all over The Cartoon World, & They Are
[The Scene Switches To The 10 Names For The Next Episode]
Shawn K. - Anne Chan...Professor Utonium...Heffer Wolfe...John Darling...Lee Clark...Mung Daal...Meg Griffin...Leshawna...Thristan Taylor...& Dick Dastardly
[The Scene Switches Back To Shawn K. Now Standing Next To The Red Guy]
Shawn K. - So Be Sure You Check Out The Next Episode As The Red Guy will Continue His Run For $1,000,000... Will He Do It Or Will He Get Sidetracked... You'll just have to wait & see but until From The World Of Cartoons I'm Shawn K. Saying Thanks For Watching & Good Night
[The Audience Starts To Applaud As Both Shawn & The Red Guy Wave To Everybody As The Credits Starts Rolling On The Screen]
Shawn K. - Remember Folks This Is Just A Parody Of The Show Millionaire So All The Things You Just Saw Does Not Belong To Me But To Their Respective Owners...Thank You For Your Time
[Shawn Fades Out Of The Scene As The Screen Goes Black Thus Ending The Episode]
[Quick Note - There You Have It Ladies & Germs The Very 1st Episode Of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Cartoon Edition Is Complete & Boy it Took Me A Month To Finish So I Hope You Guys Enjoy This But For Now I'm Gonna Be Taking A Little Break From Fanfiction Writing But Just For A Little While cause there's A Lot More Projects Needed to be done so until then Read & Review & I Hope To Hear From You Soon]