hei guise

disclaimer.

i own nothing besides my personal head cannon that dick and wally are the ultimate fanboys

also.

all of the events that happen in young justice

i'm putting them in 2014 because it just fits better that way

It started out as a normal day, Robin hacking, Megan cooking, Kaldur reading, Connor watching static, and Wally and Artemis arguing. Robin winced as he heard a crash. He closed his laptop and looked over to Wally and Artemis.

"Guys, seriously, I'm tempted to push your heads together and say, 'Now, Kiss!' like one of those people on tumblr." The two blushed.

"Shut up, half-pint!" Artemis screeched, her hands in fists at her sides.

"Yeah, Dick-head!" Wally said, smirking. Robin mock-gasped.

"That's just cold, dude. It's colder that Ozai's stoney, cold heart." Robin said, his arms crossed.

"I get that reference! Did you get that reference?" Wally said, waggling his eyebrows.

"You're a big dick. Not that you have one, though."

"That stung, bro."

"Oh, Wally you need some ice for that burn." Artemis said, slapping Wally's back hard.

"There's ice in the freezer and why are you guys talking about Wally's you-know-what?" Megan said, her head cocked to the side.

"It's best not to interfere with mundane customs, M'gann." Kaldur said, resting the book on his lap.

"What do you mean by mundane, Kaldur?" Superboy asked, turning off the TV and turning towards everyone.

"It is in reference to the book series that I am reading. It is a wonderful book series to far and I really would like it if Simon and Isabelle got together. I prefer them over Clary and Jace, but my favorite pairing is Alec and Magnus." He held up the book and it was called, The City of Ashes. Robin and Wally's jaws dropped in awe.

"Kal's a fanboy." Robin whispered.

"Holy motherfucking god, he has an OTP." Wally cried.

The best friends turned to each other and grinned. "We aren't going extinct!" They shouted in unison. Robin ran over to Kaldur and hugged him while Wally sat next to him.

"What's your book series about?"

"Have you read any other book series?"

"Have you started to watch Supernatural?"

"Doctor Who?"

"Sherlock?"

"Harry Potter? The books?"

"Percy Jackso-"

"Team, report to the debriefing room." Batman's deep voice rang, saving Kaldur from these questions.

Wally and Robin looked irritated for a moment and growled, softly, "We'll finish this later."

The Team went to the room where Batman stood, opening a digital portfolio. "We have intel that the Gotham Sirens will be robbing a jewelry store, and I want you to take them out."

Most of the teens groaned. "Why do we have to deal with a robbery?!" Artemis asked.

Kaldur was as stoic as usual. "As heroes, it is our duty-"

"Kal said duty. Hehehe~"

"Shush, baywatch!"

"As I was saying before, it is our duty- quiet, Wally- to stop all evil."

"I don't care, I have to settle something with Harley Quinn." Robin said, pouting.

"Robin." Batman said in a I-am-your-father-so-you-better-not-get-into-any-trouble-or-I-will-bust-your-ass-into-a-thousand-and-one-pieces-tone. "You better not have a witty banter with her about her stock investments that you sold to her."

Connor raised an eyebrow. He looked to Megan and mouthed, "Stock investments?"

"I don't know." She replied.

"Ne pare rău, Tati, but that was an accident. And we have a score to settle. She wants a rematch on White Tiles."

"Then, do that quickly. Catwoman was babysitting your little brother, Agent A is running an errand in England, and I don't trust Red alone. She took him with her and I wanted you to get Jay-Bird as well as put the Sirens in the Bat-cave."

"Sweet, we get to save Jay! He's always the one saving my ass!" Wally said, grinning. "Wait, is he wearing his red helmet that he insists on calling his hood?" Batman nodded once. "Okay good, he's to precious to get hurt more than usual."

"Robin, mind telling us what's going on?" Artemis said, raising an eyebrow.

Batman looked taken back for a moment. "You haven't told them yet? You had my okay."

"I had something big planned!"

Batman pulled Robin close to him, spun him around, and took off his sunglasses. "Robin is Richard Grayson." He pulled off his cowl and smiled slightly. "I'm Bruce Wayne."

Wally jumped up into the air. "I knew it!" He shouted. Bruce walked over and flicked his forehead. "Ow."

"I know. You and Roy were the first people around Dick's age to know. Ever."

"Come on guys!" Dick said, putting on his mask. "I want you to meet the ladies who babysat me when other people couldn't!" He ran off to go change, leaving the rest of the team in awe.