I have no intention of making a profit from this piece of fanfiction. I did it out of interest because I do get tired of hearing about Twilight so much. Edward Cullen is a character from Twilight, written by Stephanie Meyer. Blade is the property of Marvel Comics, created by Marv Wolfman and Gene Colan.

Phoenix, Arizona at night:

Eric Brooks, more commonly known as Blade, sped through the dark city of Phoenix, tracking a new nest of vamps. For the last few months, these suckheads had been poppin' up all over the place. And he and Whistler had been puttin' in overtime to keep the cases of new bloodsuckers down. But Blade had managed to go after a new vamp: this one was a pretty slick sucker. And fast.

"Whistler, have you heard of an Edward Cullen?" asked Blade over a transceiver.

"I actually have," replied Abraham Whistler. "I don't think he's ever tried to kill anyone. But..."

"He's a suckhead, nonetheless." Blade replied.

Blade gunned the engine in his Camaro, pushing it to 80 as he kept his eye on the vampire who jumped over oncoming cars to flee from the Daywalker, who was turning the safety off on his .50 cal Desert Eagle with silver bullets. The red-dot aim lined up on the vampire Cullen, and the Daywalker fired his weapon.

Edward was fast enough to avoid Blade's oncoming assault. However, he picked up an empty car and hurled it at Blade's Camaro.

Blade swerved, narrowly missing the improvised projectile.

"That does it."

And once Blade got a clear stretch of road, he pressed a button that activated the nitrous injection that increased the car's speed to almost 130 MPH. Edward kept hurling objects at Blade as he ran. The car was trying to hold together under the pressure of the N2O boost, which increased its speed. And that's when Edward came toward Blade, jumping on his hood and punching the glass in.

Blade shot at him, missing, as Edward threw a left hook that knocked him out of the car. The Daywalker fell out and rolled almost half a mile before recovering. Edward came down to the ground after a superhuman leap as Blade got up. He stared hard at the Daywalker, trying to read his mind.

Nothing.

Who is he? I can't sense anything from his mind.

Then Edward's mind became flooded with Blade's recent kills, including that of Deacon Frost and even the Vampire King, Dracula- who had been using the name Drake.

"Oh, it's you, Daywalker," said Edward.

Blade reached behind his back and drew a ninjatou. The weapon had an acid-etched titanium blade.

Edward also drew a sword, a Chinese Dao.

"I do not wish to fight you, Daywalker," said Edward. "So I will give you one chance to walk away."

"Get ready to die, motherfucker."

And Blade struck first. Edward managed to deflect the Daywalker's strike, only for the sword to slash his face and ruin his inhuman handsomeness.

The fastest of the Cullen family touched his hand to his face, only for it to come back red. He turned angry.

"Then this is how it shall be, Blade."

As Edward came at Blade, the Daywalker threw a silver stake and it hit- right between the eyes of Cullen. As Edward fell, Blade maneuvered his sword until he held it in a downward motion. Cullen looked up at Blade to say his final words.

"Remember this, Daywalker: you can fight it as much as you want....but eventually, the Thirst will win."

The thirst Edward spoke of was Blade struggling to keep his humanity. He was half-vampire, after all. With all of their strengths and none of their weaknesses.

And finally, Blade drove his sword straight through Cullen's spine and into his heart. He watched his corpse turn to ash...

Seriously, I know there's a bunch of Twilight fanigirls who are gonna spam the hell out of this story for me hating on Eddie boy...but, oh well.