As his carnivorous, flesh eating teeth prodded at my pale, lifeless skin I felt my life flash before my drowsy eyes. The flesh which once took the prideful appearance of being exuberant flushed with pink and most of alive, was now being torn apart. I knew I was dying. But the only question I could think of was 'when is it all going to end?'...

I could hear this question being murmured around my ears. But the thing was my lips weren't moving. Atleast I didn't think they were. Forcing my eyes to blink past the spots which were blurring my now fading vision I could see a silhouette highlighted by the growing light. I could sense its presence and opened my arms so it could carry me to where I belonged. Hell.

Was Hell a place where souls were tortured until their endless screams forever vibrated across the barren lands below it? Or was it just merely a fabricated place to scare people into doing the right thing. Going back to myself, for me a true Hell would be a place where you would wander alone forever because being alone is enough to drive a person insane. That's coming from experience.

Knowing I was nearing Hell my wild thoughts about what it would be like became even more distant with every passing second, as my mind comforted me with the only happy though it could find, being that I'd atleast know how Hell really looked like. Some happy mind I had. By the way if you didn't catch that it's something called sarcasm. I would spell it for you but I'd rather save myself the trouble of laughing at your stupidity. Although at this moment in time it doesn't sound like such a bad idea even though it's the thing that got me killed.

Rule Number One: Never laugh at a vampire's stupidity or be ready to get killed.

Luckily for me I'm a 'Pureblood vampire'. Long story short as soon as I've had to explain how I died again to big, old grandfather 'Lucifer' I'm going to be sent back on my merry way straight to Daddy's office. But maybe this time I'll be lucky enough to slyly slip into Hell if Grandpa Lucifer's having a sick day. Not likely but I can dream can't I?