//Eep! I can't believe I'm writing this! I can't believe that I've stooped to this level to banish writer's block! Eeeeep!
Oh well, here goes nothing. WARNING Reading this may result in extreme illness which may possibly result in death. I am not
responsible for the severe damage this will cause. I assure you that I enjoy watching every moment your suffering, however...
Oh, by the way, this is in no way serious. Its HUMOR. Yeah. I think. Actually, its just scary. But writing a serious
Mary Sue-ish fic is damaging to my ego, so there. Its scary humor. Mwhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha! (I have WAY to much
time on my hands...)
NOTE This thingy is filled with authors notes. Anything in //\\ is an a/n. I just like being different! Enjoy! :)\\
Meghan walked into Hogwarts. //Yep, my real name.\\ "Hola!" she shouted at the Great Hall. Everyone looked at her. "What??"
"Oh, nothing, just that normal people don't walk in and shout spanish words at the top of their lungs," Draco said
sarcastically. "Watch it," she snapped back, looking annoyed. "Why?" "Oh, I dont' know, 'cause I said so!!"
Dumbledore looked confused. "Erm..who are you?" "Meghan, of course! An' exchange student from A Meri Ca. No wait..."
She looked at a little piece of paper. "America. That's right. Sorry." //Have you guessed yet?! I'm an undercover agent for
Lord Voldemort!!!\\
Draco realized that Meghan was actually Meghan da EvilThoughtThinker, and was on a mission to kill Harry Potter. Oops.
He was surprised he didn't recognize her, she was his cousin, after all... "Oh! That's right. I'm sorry, I forgot" Dumbledore
said. //Yep, Dumbledore is totally out of character, the idiot that he is, but I don't care!!!\\ McGonagal tossed her the sorting
hat, which, of course, put her in Slytherin. Meghan sat down next to Draco. "Hola amigo!" "Will you stop speaking spanish!"
Draco asked exasperated because he didn't understand her. "No. Me gusta hablo espanol. Me gusta espanol mucho." //Translation
"No. I like to speak spanish. I like to speak spanish a lot."\\ Draco sighed, and started to eat his dinner.
Turns out Meghan ate waaay too much sugar, and got on a sugar high //even though I can do that w/o sugar...hee hee\\
She stayed on a sugar high for 3 WHOLE days. //I have done that before...\\ She was actually rather funny. She ran up and down the
school hallway screaming "I'm a bird! I can fly!" at the top of her lungs and flapping her arms. //I've done that too...\\
Snape decided to talk to the Dark Lord. He wasn't sure it was a good idea to have a criminally insane 12-year-old
assasin responsible for killing Harry. But Lord Vodemort was used to Meghan's frequent sugar-highs and insanity, so he told
Snape to deal with it. Meghan, however was enjoying gettin a ton of house points for Slytherin by being her usual teacher's
pet-like self.
Voldemort had given her orders to wait for a few years before killing Harry, so she wouldn't be suspected. Meghan
was having fun being wierd and American-ish, though, so she didn't really mind. She made friends with a few girls her age
in Slytherin, namely //keep in mind Meghan is 3 years younger than Harry, so that's why these people are
completley made up\\ Robin, Lizzie, Marie, Helen, Jenny, and Anne.
These girls decided that quidditch was pointless and boring without cheerleading //I really do think that!\\, so they
decided to complain to Dumbledore. He said he would let the other houses and them start cheerleading squads. THeir next
problem was that the house names were THREE sylablles, not two. So they complained about that, and the house teams became
the Lions, Serpents, Badgers, and Ravens.
Everyone thought it was cool to have cheerleaders, and cheerleading was a lot harder on broomsticks. The next
quidditch match was a lot of fun. It was Slytherin vs. Gryffindor. Of course, since Meghan already knew how to cheerlead,
and knew a lot of cheers, the Slytherin group of cheerleaders far outstripped the Gryffindors. Meghan's favorite cheers really
annoyed the Gryffindors. "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, we hate to beat you, but when we must we must, when you're up you're
up and when you're down you're down, but when you're up against the Serpents you're upside down!" and "Hey you, in the red,
check us out! DOn't mess with the best cause the best don't mess, dont fool w/ the cool cause the cool don't fool around!
Hey hey, around!" //I love those cheers...CHEERLEADING RULES THE WORLD!\\
//So, pathetic huh? Guess what...drumroll...there's another chapter! Mwhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahha!!! And cheerleading
is cool, and since quidditch doesn't have cheerleaders, I don't like it. SO there. Mwhahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha! Adios,
amigos! Camellos son fantastico! (TRANSLATION Camels are fantastic!)
Oh, and by the way, I know my spanish should have tildens and accent marks and stuff, but my computer doesn't let me do that,
so what the hey. Adios!!!!!!!!\\
Oh well, here goes nothing. WARNING Reading this may result in extreme illness which may possibly result in death. I am not
responsible for the severe damage this will cause. I assure you that I enjoy watching every moment your suffering, however...
Oh, by the way, this is in no way serious. Its HUMOR. Yeah. I think. Actually, its just scary. But writing a serious
Mary Sue-ish fic is damaging to my ego, so there. Its scary humor. Mwhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha! (I have WAY to much
time on my hands...)
NOTE This thingy is filled with authors notes. Anything in //\\ is an a/n. I just like being different! Enjoy! :)\\
Meghan walked into Hogwarts. //Yep, my real name.\\ "Hola!" she shouted at the Great Hall. Everyone looked at her. "What??"
"Oh, nothing, just that normal people don't walk in and shout spanish words at the top of their lungs," Draco said
sarcastically. "Watch it," she snapped back, looking annoyed. "Why?" "Oh, I dont' know, 'cause I said so!!"
Dumbledore looked confused. "Erm..who are you?" "Meghan, of course! An' exchange student from A Meri Ca. No wait..."
She looked at a little piece of paper. "America. That's right. Sorry." //Have you guessed yet?! I'm an undercover agent for
Lord Voldemort!!!\\
Draco realized that Meghan was actually Meghan da EvilThoughtThinker, and was on a mission to kill Harry Potter. Oops.
He was surprised he didn't recognize her, she was his cousin, after all... "Oh! That's right. I'm sorry, I forgot" Dumbledore
said. //Yep, Dumbledore is totally out of character, the idiot that he is, but I don't care!!!\\ McGonagal tossed her the sorting
hat, which, of course, put her in Slytherin. Meghan sat down next to Draco. "Hola amigo!" "Will you stop speaking spanish!"
Draco asked exasperated because he didn't understand her. "No. Me gusta hablo espanol. Me gusta espanol mucho." //Translation
"No. I like to speak spanish. I like to speak spanish a lot."\\ Draco sighed, and started to eat his dinner.
Turns out Meghan ate waaay too much sugar, and got on a sugar high //even though I can do that w/o sugar...hee hee\\
She stayed on a sugar high for 3 WHOLE days. //I have done that before...\\ She was actually rather funny. She ran up and down the
school hallway screaming "I'm a bird! I can fly!" at the top of her lungs and flapping her arms. //I've done that too...\\
Snape decided to talk to the Dark Lord. He wasn't sure it was a good idea to have a criminally insane 12-year-old
assasin responsible for killing Harry. But Lord Vodemort was used to Meghan's frequent sugar-highs and insanity, so he told
Snape to deal with it. Meghan, however was enjoying gettin a ton of house points for Slytherin by being her usual teacher's
pet-like self.
Voldemort had given her orders to wait for a few years before killing Harry, so she wouldn't be suspected. Meghan
was having fun being wierd and American-ish, though, so she didn't really mind. She made friends with a few girls her age
in Slytherin, namely //keep in mind Meghan is 3 years younger than Harry, so that's why these people are
completley made up\\ Robin, Lizzie, Marie, Helen, Jenny, and Anne.
These girls decided that quidditch was pointless and boring without cheerleading //I really do think that!\\, so they
decided to complain to Dumbledore. He said he would let the other houses and them start cheerleading squads. THeir next
problem was that the house names were THREE sylablles, not two. So they complained about that, and the house teams became
the Lions, Serpents, Badgers, and Ravens.
Everyone thought it was cool to have cheerleaders, and cheerleading was a lot harder on broomsticks. The next
quidditch match was a lot of fun. It was Slytherin vs. Gryffindor. Of course, since Meghan already knew how to cheerlead,
and knew a lot of cheers, the Slytherin group of cheerleaders far outstripped the Gryffindors. Meghan's favorite cheers really
annoyed the Gryffindors. "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, we hate to beat you, but when we must we must, when you're up you're
up and when you're down you're down, but when you're up against the Serpents you're upside down!" and "Hey you, in the red,
check us out! DOn't mess with the best cause the best don't mess, dont fool w/ the cool cause the cool don't fool around!
Hey hey, around!" //I love those cheers...CHEERLEADING RULES THE WORLD!\\
//So, pathetic huh? Guess what...drumroll...there's another chapter! Mwhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahha!!! And cheerleading
is cool, and since quidditch doesn't have cheerleaders, I don't like it. SO there. Mwhahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha! Adios,
amigos! Camellos son fantastico! (TRANSLATION Camels are fantastic!)
Oh, and by the way, I know my spanish should have tildens and accent marks and stuff, but my computer doesn't let me do that,
so what the hey. Adios!!!!!!!!\\