The Miyazaki Thanksgiving!
Randomly made by: Inu-chan
"I would like to thank you all for attending this Thanksgiving!" Howl exclaimed to the many people at the table," Now we shall cut the turkey."
Howl raised and poked the turkey, but before he could cut it any deeper a tiny voice whispered, "Ow."
Howl raised an eyebrow and gently poked the body of the turkey.
"Ow,"
'Heh. Heh. Heh. I could have some fun with this.' Howl thought while giving the grin of satisfaction.
Poke.
"Ow."
Poke.
"Ow."
Poke.
"Ow."
Poke.
"Hey buddy. Could you stop poking me?" A sudden deep and manly voice said. Everyone's eyes widened before letting out an ear-splitting scream. Howl raised the knife and slammed it into the poor, defenseless meat.
"AAAAAAAAH!" The turkey screamed before jumping up and running up and down the table.
"Ah! Pazu! Save me!" Sheeta squeaked as she clung to Pazu.
"Get off me, Woman!" Pazu yelled, shoving Sheeta off of him.
The turkey, all of a sudden, plopped onto the table. Everyone sat their in complete, utter silence until," Is it dead?"
"I think it is."
"Good!" San yelled before she jumped onto the table and ripped off the turkey's wing. A sudden shriek made San stop. The turkey laid there whimpering.
"You, you, you big meanie!" The turkey reached it's wing over to feel the spot where it's wing had once been.
"Ah, Heck with it." Nausicaa said, "Teto go ahead."
Teto jumped from Nausicaa's shoulder and onto the table in front of the turkey. It nibbled on the leg.
"Eep!" The turkey squeaked.
Teto jumped back to Nausicaa's shoulder.
"On the count of three, everyone hold it down and I'll cut. Okay? One, Two, Thr-"
"Help!"