I would like to tell you if you haven't read this you are missing out on some funny stuff here so read like you never read before, but just to tell you, me and my friend (the one who wrote this with me) put our selves in it to make it more fun, I am Kasey, she is Shannon, and we put some of our other friends in it to, so don't stop reading just because you don't know who some people are. We put in Lotr, D N Angel, FF, and a lot more, but some are not in here yet because I'm not done typing it up, so enjoy the reading. And if you have any ideas or comments Review, please. Thank you.
In Zarieon every ones favorite game of the year was coming to town, there were lines of people that would never end for tickets. Well I can't really say that o.k.; the lines were long, but not ever ending. Anyway, the teams were getting off there airships and the crowds were cheering at the Blitz ball champions. The coach of the Zanarken Abes was coming forward when BAAM, he tripped over a ladybug and fell face first on the ground as everyone in the crowed stood silent.
While this was all happening Zidane was at his weekly spot at the Bar.
"Give me another pint will ya Bob." Zidane asked while he finished his first. As he said this, it caught the attention of a hobbit sitting right next to him.
"They come in pints!" Zidane having a pounding head ache and turned to the hobbit.
"Shut up Pippin!" The barkeeper gave Zidane his drink.
"Bad day Zidane?"
"Yeah, the lines for Blitz ball were to long for tickets, Gena and Rebecca said you now it's all over, and well at least it's not as bad as last week." The barkeeper nodded and giggled.
"Yeah, you were the only one in the bar, and every time you have a problem or a bad day my pay just shoots up like I have never seen before."
A few minutes later there was a pile of shot glasses right next to Zidane. "Gee, uh Zidane I think you had enough. I mean I'm responsible for this." Bob looks nervous as the Geonome tried to drink.
"I'll…tell you… when hip I had enough." Zidane lifted his head and gave the barkeep a very evil look. "You know what…I think I had enough." A puff of smoke rose above Zidane. He looked around trying to find were it came from, he looked over to Pippin and Merry and saw that the hobbits were smoking on some rather large pipes. With smoke all in his head he made a loud choking cough. Hearing Zidane coughing Merry turned and asked in a silly voice.
"You know you should really do something about that cough, it sounds like you're coming down with a cold or something." Zidane rolled his eyes, got up and walked out the door.
"I'm leaving now Bob so just put it on my tab o.k." Bob nodded and got a very large piece of paper out and put a lot of numbers on it. Writing it down Bob waved to Zidane as he walked out the door kind of banging into everything that was in his way.
As Tidus, the star player from the Zanarken Abes helped his coach up off the ground. The crowed cheered and gathered around to get autographs and just to touch him. Tidus yelled out with everyone grabbing him and shoving blitz balls in his face for autographs.
"Hold on. Hold on. Hey…let go of me!" Then the couch interrupted saving Tidus form total suffocation.
"O.k. o.k. everybody move a side. The champions are coming!" Tidus walked through the crowd and saw Yuna in the audience. Tidus didn't walk, but ran up to her. They looked deep into each other's eyes, Tidus grabbed Yuna and hugged her close to him. Yuna wrapped her arms around him and hugged him back smiling. While Tidus and Yuna were hugging and talking Garnet started to run up. Garnet is kind of like Zidane's girl and she and Yuna are very good friends like best friends. They haven't seen each other in a while. So…Garnet sees Yuna and starts skippy-a-do-daing over to her. Yuna was so surprised that she stared jumping up and down. Yuna and Garnet are skipping, jumping and screaming and it seems they can't get anymore annoying and so here there screaming in a high girly voice one by one.
"Ahhhhhhh." Then.
"Ahhhhhhh." After about 4 minutes later they were still doing the annoying scream.
"Ahhhhhhh." While Yuna and Garnet were screaming, Zidane came up behind Garnet and maked fun of them by jumping and screaming in a high girly voice too. Garnet turned around and hugged Zidane with a big fangirl squeek.
"Oh honey-bunny, boo-boo, fruity-pie, I missed you so much." Garnet put her arms around Zidane, but he rolled his eyes.
"Yeah, Yeah. Whatever. Now let go of me. Every body's looking at us. Now where's that loser of a blitz ball player who calls himself a champion." Tidus over heard and replied.
"Ha…ha, very funny Zidane. Just because you think you're the greatest at everything doesn't mean it's true. For instance when you thought you could bet meat blitz ball and, hmm. Let's see, you lost 32 to 0. That doesn't make me a loser. Now, am I right or am I right?" Zidane interrupted still thinking that he is the best at everything.
"First of all you are not always right, and it was 52 to 0…No wait, leave it to what you said!" Tidus rolled his eyes and smiled.
"I knew that it was 52 to 0, but I just didn't want you to feel bad." Just then, a gust of wind blew in their faces. The ground began to shake, and out appeared a giant bubble. There were screams in the background people running in all different directions. There was a mass of confusion everywhere.
"We gotta do something!" Garnet yelled as she and Yuna ran towards the bubble.
"Hey! Men are supposed to save the world! Right Tidus? Tidus? Hey, wait up!" With that Zidane went to join the fight. They attacked with ice magic, fire, thunder and water, but the bubble seemed immune nothing was working. Tidus got frustrated and shouted out.
"It won't die! What are we suppose to do?" Garnet and Yuna were losing there faith, Tidus and Zidane were doing all they could to kill the giant bubble, then all of a sudden Rikku came along. With her blond hair and swirly, al bed eyes, she greeted everyone with her cute, preppy, 15 year old, high, annoying voice.
"Hi, guys! Ooh a BUBBLE! I wanna pop it!" Rikku twirled up to the bubble and it popped (Bip). "Woooow…. Okay, bub-bye now." With that Rikku ran off and disappeared. Everyone was speechless, which of course was just Tidus, Garnet, Yuna and Zidane. They were staring in endless quite, until Zidane broke the silence.
"How-What! Why in the bloody, light didn't you morons think of THAT! I mean it's a bubble for crying out loud! YOU 'POP' BUBBLES!"
"Yeah. Then why didn't you pop the bubble Zidane?" Tidus added.
"I was going to, but um… Rikku beat me to it." Garnet gave a sigh. "I'm going back to the bar. Good-luck in your tournament, Tidus your going to need it."
"Hey!" Yelled Yuna. "You should get some rest for the big game Tidus." As the four of them started to leave for the best inn, there was a familiar noise.
"(Kweh)!" A old ragged, ruffled, short, little man with a frizzy, white beard, came ridding by on a chocobo. He pulled up next to Zidane and the group, and climbed down.
"Hello there." He had an old, gimpy voice. "It seems that a time has come when someone is trying to purse the 'magical magical'. I mean, that's the only reason why giant bubbles attack cities and towns."
"Or a bubble machine blew up." Tidus joked.
"Quiet, you no good, Blitz ball, blondie! There will be no smart comments from any of you. Now you, cute girl with black, ask me about the 'magical magical'." In a sweat voice Garnet obeyed.
"What's the 'magical magical'?"
"Why, it's a magical magic that does many magic, magical things, magically." Everyone stood with there mouths to the floor not understanding what the guy said. "I have a feeling your confused. Don't worry. I know everything about the 'magical magical'."
"Well then, tells us what it is." Zidane demanded impatiently. "I don't have time for little, old, gimps telling me things that don't make sense. I'm missing my hourly drink."
"I did tell you what the 'magical magical' is. Someone's trying to get it, and you must stop them. Stop them before they rule the world!" The old man replied in a rash voice.
"Why us?"
"Because I said so. I say you must."
Zidane shook his head in confusion. "Wait a minute. You didn't specifically tell us about this 'magical magical'."
"That's all I know."
"-But you said you knew everything about the 'magical magical'?"
"Oh, I do, and I just told you everything I knew about it."
"That wasn't that much." Tidus sighed
"It's more than you used to know, boy. Now, it's all four of your destinies to peruse the one that needs to be pursed."
"And who is that?"
"Sorry, geonome, no more questions. Gotta go." With that the tiny man climbed up on to his chocobo and rode quickly away.
"He's on something. Mushrooms, Coke, Weed, Diet Pepsi, yup he sure is on something." Zidane looked up into the sky and gasped. "Oh no. I'm late!"
"Zidane!" Garnet whined in her sweet little voice. "Why don't you take me out to dinner?" Zidane looked at her.
"Oh no… I mean, of course I will." Garnet smiled and planned everything out.
"Oh! Let's go eat there, have treats over there, be alone some where, look at the stars, and watch the sunset rise!"
"Umm... Sunsets don't rise."
"Quiet Tidus, you'll ruin her dream date." Yuna proclaimed.
Zidane grabbed on to Tidus' collar. "Help me! I'll do anything!"
"Come on Zidane!" Garnet said in excitement as she dragged Zidane away. "And then….."
"Aw. Aren't they a cute couple? You should do that Tidus." Yuna smiled and looked up at Tidus.
"Oh. Well, um…I gotta get some rest for the big game. Ya know, like you said." With that Tidus zipped away to the inn. For a while Yuna stood there all alone. Suddenly a black mage ran into her.
"Whoa! Are you okay?" Yuna helped the little mage up in to his feet.
"The bunny rabbit is coming!" The little guy hid behind Yuna and pointed to where he had just come from. Yuna looked down the street and gasped.
A little, fluffy, white bunny was coming towards them. It was singing a little song while it hopped:
Whittle bunny foo foo----BANG
"Duck soup!" Yuna said as she blew the smoke off her pistol.
"Duck what, but…but it's a rabbit."
