Disclaimer: Ok, so you really think I own Nintendo and their characters? What kind of dro are ya'll smoking?

A/N: Well after being in retirement for 3 days, I've decided to start writing again, this story will be different from the older version. So this brand-new content for each chapter but it will still have the same chapter names.

Trouble King 3

At Final Destination, December 31,2001 11:35 PM…

Mario and Bowser stood on the platform that was drifting through the virtual space. Bowser let out a loud roar and Mario cracked his knuckles. The two rivals started staring a hole into each others chest until the PA system interrupted their little contest.

"WELCOME TO THE FINAL MATCH OF THE 2001 SUPER SMASH BROTHERS TOURNAMENT! IT WILL BE A VERY INTENSE ONE- STOCK BATTLE BETWEEN MARIO AND BOWSER! 3...2...1...GO!!!" yelled the announcer.

"This is what I've been waiting for." Mario said as he adjusted his trademark cap.

Bowser let out a quick laugh "Yes, my day has finally arrived…the day when I whooped your fat Italian ass and get rewarded for it!" the Koopa King smirked.

Mario heard enough and ran to the King of all Koopas and gave him a baseball slide which caused the over-sized Koopa to fall down on his back. Bowser jumped right up and tried to hit Mario with his tail. Mario did a backflip to dodge the spiky tail. Bowser then grabbed the plumber and began to headbutt him rapidly in the head. Mario thought his skull was cracked as he felt Bowser pound harder and harder into his head. Then the Trouble King got tired of assaulting Mario, that way, and threw him over to the other side of the huge platform. Mario hit the ground hard and laid there to regain some strength. Then Mario started to hear footsteps, loud footsteps. He knew Bowser was coming so he had to quickly come up with a plan. Mario then noticed out of the corner of his eye a weapon that could help him, a Bob-omb. So the native from Brooklyn rolled back and grabbed the Bob-omb like a loose ball in the middle of the Super Bowl and threw it like a star-QB (Quarterback). Bowser now acted like a star-WR (Wide Receiver) and caught the lethal weapon and threw it back at the unaware Mario. The Bob-omb hit Mario with tremendous force and sent him into the air in flames.

Bowser then spat a rather large fireball up at the flying plumber. Mario saw this and used his cape to send it back to it's owner. Bowser tired to dodge it, but being the 500lbs. Koopa that he is, this was an impossible task. The fireball gave Bowser a lot of serious burns. Bowser let out a furious roar and jumped up into the air to give Mario a taste of his Whirling Fortress attack. The chubby plumber then used this to his advantage and gave Bowser a big powerful fist to send him flying back down to the platform below. Bowser fell to the ground and stared up into the starry sky.

Mario landed next to the Koopa and grabbed his tail. Mario found it hard to grip Bowser's tail since it had spikes on it. The plumber tried to grab the tail only to get his hand cut up by the spikes. Mario quickly let go and yelled out in pain. He noticed he had 3 deep holes in his right hand. Bowser chuckled and punched Mario right in the nose, also causing that to bleed. Bowser then clotheslined Mario almost causing him to break his neck. Bowser couldn't help but smile.

Meanwhile at the SSBM (Super Smash Brothers Megaplex)

"C'mon Mario, you can't lose to him!" yelled Peach, watching her boyfriend get destroyed on national TV.

Ganondorf looked at Peach and laughed "Sure he can, I mean c'mon! What dumbass grabs someone with a spiked tail?"

"You did, remember in the first round?" Samus chuckled.

Flashback

Ganondorf runs up to Bowser and grabs him by the tail…

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THAT SHIT HURTS!!!" Ganondorf screamed with tears coming out of his eyes.

Bowser grinned and replied "Dumb…Gerudo…moron…"

End Flashback

"Err…" Ganondorf said as he walked away.

"Would all you please be quiet! This is a very important match!" E. Gadd yelled at the Smashers.

"Oh Mario…" Peach sighed.

"Oh…hotcakes…" Zelda sighed.

"Is that all you think about?!" Samus asked.

"No, I care for all living things." replied Zelda.

"Oh really, so why did you make a national holiday in Hyrule for hotcakes?"

"Shut up! This is the match of the freakin' century!" E. Gadd said rudely, as he smacked the bounty hunter with a fan.

Samus grabbed Gadd with her grapple beam and yelled "Look bitch, just because you're a old geezer doesn't mean I wont slam your ass through that wall!"

"I'm s-sorry!" E. Gadd gulped.

"You better be…" Samus replied coldly.

Back at Final Destination…

Mario was holding his neck and panting very hardly, Bowser however was doing push-ups trying to mock our (most of our) hero. Bowser then swung a violent jab at Mario and nailed him in between the eyes. Bowser then decided to release his ultimate weapon. He simply snapped his fingers and his Koopa Klown Car came down from the sky. He got in and flew high up into the sky. Bowser then typed in a bunch of information in his dashboard and then let out a terrifying laugh.

Meanwhile on the ground, Mario just got up and noticed Bowser in his infamous vehicle and ran for cover, even though there was nowhere to hide…

Bowser now for some odd reason has army apparel on "Now to destroy the enemy!" Bowser said proudly as he fired 10 heat-seeking Bullet Bills at Mr. Nintendo.

"MOMMA-MIA!!!" Mario panicked.

Meanwhile at SSBM…

"Why did you allow Bowser to have that?!" Peach screamed as she was choking E. Gadd.

"How the hell was I suppose to know!" E. Gadd coughed.

"You're the goddamn chairman, you should know stuff like this!"

"Man, c'mon I didn't know!"

"Whatever" Peach said as she dropped the little old man "please don't get hurt…Mario."

Back at Final Destination…

To Mario's luck a item that could truly help him, A Super Mushroom! He ate it and became very big, so big he was at the same height as the Klown Car. Mario gave Bowser a devilish grin and grabbed him and the Klown Car and crushed it to pieces. Bowser had a tear in his eye due to the fact that the Klown Car caused a lot of money, but he could always get Gadd to fix it. Mario then grabbed the King and started to kick him around like a soccer ball. Mario finally returned to normal size and continue his assault on Bowser. Mario threw a powerful punch at Bowser and connected his fist with the big Koopa's jaw. Mario then gave him a Super Jump Punch which gave tore up Bowser's chin and then grabbed a weapon to seal a victorious K.O.

"Ah ha, just what I needed!" Mario said, keeping his eyes on his target.

"Dammit, this isn't how it well end" the Koopa panted.

Mario then threw the weapon at full speed, 125 mph to be exact and hit Bowser with the Green Shell. This caused Bowser to fly up into the sky, so far that he ended up flying into the now computerized horizon.

"GAME!!!" the announcer said as the two warriors were transported back to SSBM.

A/N: Well ppl I'm sorry but I'm ending it here. School has started back, which means less updates than normal so excepted an update in the next 3 weeks.

So Mario has won the 2001 Championship, how will his fellow Smashers act towards this? Find out in the next exciting chapter of The True Champ: Screwed and Chopped. (extended version)