Harry and Nagini where she is human animagus. This is going to be silly as hell, I warn you.
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Pretty Parseltongue Woman
[song: Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
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The final battle had ended with Voldemort getting away, to go to live in exile in Cuba with Castro, and Harry Potter felt his body wrapped up by Nagini, Voldemort's evil snake who had been left behind. Because Voldemort, the great big idiot, forgot to pack his pet snake in his suitcases!
Plus, England was a cold climate for a snake, so Nagini needed something warm to wrap up to and after Neville had not killed her with his sword, she'd slithered towards Harry, asking the-boy-who-lived to spare her life and take care of her.
"Hey, let me go!"
"No, sssleep, little Wizzzard..."
"You work for Voldemort! I'm not taking a nap with you."
"Trussst in meee..."
"No, I don't trust in youuuuuu!"
"Harry quit being so mistrustful. I'm a cute little snake. Now obey me, you are tired..."
Harry yawned. It was true that fighting Voldemort and the Death Eaters all the time was exhausting, especially for a spindly, thin 17 year old.
"Okay, just one nap," he replied in parseltongue.
"Yesssssss," Nagini smiled widely and licked Harry's cheek with her poisonous tongue.
"Hey watch it!"
"Sorry, I forgot my tongue and fangs are poisonous." Nagini giggled. "My bad."
Harry gulped. "Just keep your tongue and kisses away from me, Nagini. No offence."
"None taken," Nagini said and began to apply some red lipstick to her face. "Hee hee, do you think I'm purty?"
Harry looked in disgust at Nagini's lipstick covered snake mouth and face. "Uhhh...sure...you are." He coughed.
"Yeah! I love you Harry Potter!" Nagini hissed happily.
"Hey, hey. Watch the tongue!"
"Oops, sorry, I forgot," Nagini giggled and slithered off Harry to her comfy anaconda bunkbed.
"Uh, Nagini, do you have a bunk bed mate?"
"T-threee actually: Ana the Anaconda, Barbra the Basilisk and little old me. We share the bed and I'm top bunk because snakes like the shared body heat."
"Well, I can keep you warm for tonight, but uh, I don't want to be here when your anaconda or basilisk friends come back."
"Sure! No problem! Let's go to a hotel!" Nagini switched back into her human form and was a beautiful, naked woman.
Harry's jaw dropped but then he remembered his manners and closed his jaw and cast his eyes downward to maintain her modesty and not look at her body. "Uhmm, Nagini,"
"Call me Gina," she said with a snakish, girlish lisp.
"Uh, right, Gina, let's just get you some clothes before we go to the Hotel..and you have to promise me you won't follow or work for Voldemort anymore."
"No problem!" Nagini laughed. "He was a boring bald guy anyways and very bossy. You are much nicer." She looped her arms around Harry's. "Let's go, we're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz!"
"Gina, that's a movie. Not a real wizard."
"Oops." She frowned sadly. "Scarecrow too?"
"Yes." Harry's eyes averted from her bare backside. "Uh, let's get you some of Hermione's clothes, I'm sure she wouldn't mind sharing."
"Oooh, bookgirl has good clothes."
"Yes, she's very fashionable and you can be too, Nagini."
Nagini tried to kiss Harry again. "You are my hero, Harry."
She tried to kiss him again on the cheek but Harry ducked out of the way. "By any chance, are your kisses still poisonous when you are in your human form, Nagini?"
"Dunno." Nagini pouted. "Want to try?"
"No. I'm good. At least, not without a bezoar on hand." Harry grinned. "Uh, let's go."
He had an embarrassing situation down below and tried to cover it with a pillow, but Nagini had already spotted it and laughed. "Harry, what's going on in your pants, why does there appear to be something pointing out of it?" She was very innocent.
Harry blushed. "Nevermind. We'll explain the birds and bees to you later. First clothes!"
He ordered Nagini to go into Hermione's room and pick up some of 'bookgirl's' clothes.
Nagini came out wearing a weird combination of flannel booty shorts and a tank top with sheep on it that said "I'm shleepy".
"You couldn't find anything more, um, fitting?"
"Is this not good?"
Harry face palmed. Somebody needed to get Queer-Eye-for-the-snake-eye to give clueless Nagini fashion tips. This girl hadn't a clue how to dress.
Harry blushed again. "Uh, it's alright. But let's take you shopping for better clothes on Rodeo Drive."
"Ohh shopping trip!" Nagini jumped up and down in glee. "Yes, please Harry buy me something nice please!"
She was like a little girl in a candy shop. And Harry Potter was Richard Gere, with all the money and credit cards.
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[prompts:
Day 63 pairing: it's up to you; Character: Harry Potter
Prompts: Harry Potter gets hypnotized by a snake and wrapped up in its coils
"Sssleep, little Wizzzard..."
parseltongue
"Trussst in meee..."
wand
snake coils
"Vipera evanesca!"]