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Author's Note: This is just a collection of one-shots I'm putting together. It's easier this way instead of having a bunch of random one-shots to have them all in one story. I'll keeping adding more so check back as well.

A Collection of Fluffy, Funny, Randomly Random One-Shots Volume 1

1965

(AN: This idea has been stuck in my head forever and I needed to get it out. Flame it for all I care. It's the lyrics to 1985 by Bowling for Soup, but they are changed around a bit. I also don't know if the time is right but I guessed it would be so bear with me.)

Molly Weasely, mother of seven and wife of over twenty five years just finished cleaning the dishes and sat down to enjoy some tea.

"MUM!" called her 16 year-old son, Ronald Weasly.

"What does he want now?" She thought sighing. "What Ronald?" She asked calling up the stairs.

"Ginny won't leave my room and Harry and I are going over important stuff!" He called back unaware of how immature he sounded.

"Ginerva leave his room please!" She called back and listened to hear the slam of a door or trudge of steps but none came.

"O well," she thought sitting back in her chair.

"Ouch! Good heavens!" Molly said. The chair had something under its cushion. She pulled it out and discovered a tattered old yearbook from 1965. It was a deep blue and had fancy gold lettering that said, "Hogwarts, class of '65" written across it.

"My old yearbook," Molly thought. Curiously she turned to the P's and found her name, Margaret Prewitt. Mrs. Weasly had to laugh to herself she looked so different. She still had the red hair and blue eyes but she defiantly was as plump in 1965 as she was now. Today she was wearing some common blue robes but in the old picture she was wearing a robe with flower power written all over it and tie-died. In the picture the younger Molly was putting on purple mascara where Mrs. Weasly was only wearing a bit of blush now. Under the picture it showed her achievements, which included top student in herbology and being voted as most likely to succeed. Written under that was her goal of being in a rock band.

The yearbook brought back memories that Mrs. Weasely had forgotten. What happened to her? She was no longer the cool hippie she used to be protesting for house-elf rights or flower power. She wasn't anything she dreamed of wanting to be.

Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo

Molly just hit the wall
She never had it all
One cheering charm a day
Husbands a Mugglenut
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned twenty four
Only been with one man
What happen to her plan?

She was gonna be an singer
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the Quidditch World Cup floor
Her family magic broom is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been alright since

The Beatles, The Who
Way before Voldemort
There was Bewitched and Flower Power
And music still on Wizard Net
Her seven kids who went and are in Hogwarts
They tell her that she's uncool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1965

Woohoohoo
(1965)
Woohoohoo

She's done all the classes
She knows everything
Herbology, Charms
Even Divination
She rocked out to The Beatles
Not a big Weird Sisters fan
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of Gildoery Lockhart's fan club

Where's the robes made of dragon skin
And who's the other guy that's Minister of Magic

When did reality become what she hated?
What ever happen to Hippies, Flower Power, and Grooving Times
(on the radio was)

The Beatles, The Who
Way before Voldemort
There was Bewitched and Flower Power
And music still on Wizard Net
Her seven kids who went and are at Hogwarts
They tell her that she's uncool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1965

Woohoohoo

She hates time make it stop
When did Ludo Bagman become part of the misistry?
And when did Sirius become an escaped convict?
Please make this stop
Stop!
And bring back

The Beatles, The Who
Way before Voldemort
There was Bewitched and Flower Power
And music still on Wizard Net
Her seven kids who went and are in Hogwarts
They tell her that she's uncool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 1965

Molly sighed turning to the last page of the book where it was written, "Molly- I love you more then anything in the whole world. Even Plugs! Love from Arthur"

She smiled and looking up saw her entire family had entered the room.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM!" they screamed except Harry and Mr. Weasly who said, "Mrs. Weasely and love,"

Smiling and with tears in her eyes she thought, "This is why I gave everything else up and I wouldn't change it for the world,"

FIN

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