Your not everyeone's average guy.

Instead of having one eye color like brown, you have two different colors of eyes. Your right one is blue and your left one is green.

You only eat the green grapes. Come on' green is way better than purple.

You like your spaghetti without sauce and yet your half Italian. Screw sauce, it tastes like a knockoff of ketchup.

Most people aren't picky where they're positioned, you always have to be on the right, never on the left.

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Your not everyone's weird guy either.

You don't have a pet tarantula and name it after the person you secretly desire. Unfortunately your friend Chris does, its name is Olivia.

You don't wear shorts in the winter. Hello it's like negative cold outside!

Spending hours playing Mario is way better than Call of Duty. Doesn't anyone stick to the classics anymore?

You can actually have a decent conversation with a girl without trying to look up her skirt or down her shirt.

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Your not everyone's perfect guy.

You always end up breaking the CD's you make them.

Or the gummy bears get stale, its not your fault you have a shitty memory and forget to give them to a certain person.

You don't like to be claimed and you sure as heck aren't wearing some girl's broach.

Your life doesn't revolved around girls and your friends think your gay because of that.

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Your not everyone's typical guy.

No one would have guessed that you and Harrison had different dads. How else could he be such a player?

You like playing guitar and spending time with your family.

By the age of 10 you had your life picked out and a bucket-list already wrote.

And when Harrison was 14 he had sex with 3 girls, by the time you were 14 you were just noticing girls.

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Your not everyone's Justin Bieber.

You actually like giving your legs room to breath and not wear skinny jeans.

By the age of 16 you had hit puberty and your voice wasn't high enough to sing soprano in the school chorus

Heck you didn't even belong to a chorus, only gay guys like your best friend Derrick Harrington did that.

Your smile isn't so fake that you look like a plastic-made ken doll.

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But even so,

Your heart breaks like everyone else's.

You have that one person you desire, your just not creepy about it.

You like music and you sing in your car as loud as you can when your by yourself.

And you can't stand that one girl who obesses over you like she is a little fan. Sorry Claire, you just don't like her like that.

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But this is what makes you Cameron Taylor Fisher.

Short Drabble about Cam Fisher.

Nothing against the people who like Justin Bieber but I really don't like him or his music, they both suck in my opinion. Sorry if I affend anyone.

So... read and review please?