A/N: Heyo everyone, here's a little intermission while I work on OOO's After Hours installment. Like Kamen Rider Gaim vs The Cake Monster, it's another silly story. Enjoy, and don't forget to tell me what you think!
Disclaimer: None of the characters belong to me.
It was a red hot day in Zawame City, as a familiar black haired blue wearing man dragged himself down the street. Kouta Kazuraba was very hungry, for he had just gone through a morning of dance practice without having anything. Of course, he couldn't eat his Lockseed, so he kept looking for something.
Eventually, he arrived at an alleyway. He was going to look in the dumpsters, but he decided against it and walked down, stopping at the sight that was right in front of him.
It was a giant, yellow, juicy looking, human sized...Banana!
Kouta couldn't believe his eyes! He slowly approached the hopping fruit...
"Kazuraba!...What are you doing?" Asked Kaito as Kouta approached him, drooling at the mouth.
"Come here little banana..." He said, as Kaito started to get freaked out and took two steps back, wondering why he thought he was a banana. He pulled out his Lockseed, and started to mutter the word.
"Hen-GET OFF OF ME!" Yelled Kaito as Kouta tackled him to the ground!
Kouta tackled the banana with great might, drooling on it as he did, while poor Kaito, whom Kouta saw as a banana constantly reached out for his Lockseed. The tackling went on until Kaito finally managed to get the hungry Armoured Rider off him and zipped off screaming in terror!
Kouta clenched his fist as he saw the banana disappearing around the corner, and turned around to revel in his loss, when he heard a sound behind him...
"Kouta-Kun, I saw Kumon disappearing around the corner with drool on his nose, he looked very freaked and said you were trying to eat him!" Came a voice, as Kouta turned around and saw a bunch of human sized purple grapes at the alleyway's exit!
"Yum yum! Grapes!" Said Kouta as he licked his lips and rushed towards the grapes...
"Kouta-San! Why are you chasing me!?" Asked Micchi as he raced away from Kouta with him in hot pursuit!
A/N: So tell me how it was! That was a little silly idea I had, and I hope you enjoyed it. Don't forget to review, and expect a SERIOUS Gaim Story, another chapter of RPM/Drive, another After Hours story starring the 'Greater Than Infinity' Kamen Rider, and a silly Fourze story in the next few weeks, as well as a Halloween Special.
Peace out.