Greetings fellow readers and writers! This is my seventh Kingdom Hearts fic and I hope you like it! Okay, this time around the action is taking place on the Earth that Sora, Riku and Kairi live on. This is an Earth that also includes Ranma ½, one of the funniest manga and anime shows ever, as well as Hannah Montana, one of the funniest live action shows on Disney Channel. This takes place after the end of the series for Ranma ½, while taking place just before the episode 'He Could Be the One' in Hannah Montana. For Sora, Riku, Kairi, and their new friend Aiden Mackenzie, about a month has passed since their wild world-hoping adventure that ended in Volume 6.
You should know that I started writing this fic before the start of the fourth and final season of Hannah Montana, and even though said events of said season changed everything so far for that show, I won't be using said events in this story. Eventually they will play a part in the future of my Kingdom Hearts series, but not in this fic.
Now I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Ranma ½ or Hannah Montana. I do own the rights to the character Aiden Mackenzie, as well as the other original characters that will be seen in this story, so please don't sue me.
On another note, some of you may feel that my story will deviate from the way things work with Ranma ½, with character interaction and such. This story is my way of venting my frustration at certain characters in that manga/anime who have had their way for far too long. In this fic, six characters will finally have some sense pounded into them, while one, whom should be ranked among the Disney Villains, if only for being a pervert and an overall pain in the ass, will finally get his just deserts. And there will be one character who, having suffered through 36 manga volumes (38 in Japan) seven anime seasons, 13 OVA episodes, two feature films and god knows how many cannon fan fiction stories of abuse from those around him, he will finally say 'Enough!'
I'm sure there's plenty of readers out there who won't like what I've done with this story. They may also be annoyed by the changes I've made in the back-story of Ranma ½ so that it'll fit more with Kingdom Hearts. That's your opinion if you don't like it, but if so then don't read it. Just remember, THIS IS FANFICTION!
And now, without further delay, please enjoy…
Kingdom Hearts: Beyond the Door to Light
Volume 7: The Tournament of Light
By AndrewK9000
Chapter 1: Sensei's Return
"A kangaroo," said Kairi.
"No, it doesn't," said Sora.
"It so does look like a kangaroo," said Kairi as she and Sora sat on the beach of Destiny Island, looking at the clouds. It had been a month since the two of them and Riku returned to their world after their world-hoping adventure where they met their new friend and fellow Keyblade Wielder, Aiden Mackenzie, as well as discovered the identities of two of the new seven Princesses of Heart.
"I'm looking at that cloud," said Sora, "and I'm telling you, it doesn't look like a kangaroo."
"You have to look past it," said Kairi, "let your eyes get unfocused, then it'll look like a kangaroo."
Sora did as Kairi asked, "oh, it does sort of look like a kangaroo." he then pointed to another cloud, "now that one looks like a Little Pony."
"No it doesn't," said Kairi.
"It does," said Sora, "you see the mane and the tail? And that empty spot in the back could be a symbol for her name. Roxas, tell me that looks like a Little Pony to you."
:How should I know?: Roxas asked, :It's all clouds to me:
:Well I think it does look like a Little Pony to me: said Naminé, :A unicorn Pony at that:
"Oh now I see it," said Kairi as she tilted her head, "it does look like a unicorn Pony."
"Thank you," said Sora.
:Any time: said Naminé.
The last world Sora and his friends visited was an alternate Earth, where in a parallel Tokyo, they encountered a creature that was part Heartless, part monster that had the power to steal their essences in the forms of crystal hearts. Sora and Kairi were left catatonic, while Riku and Aiden were left standing to get the stolen heart crystals back.
They had help in the form of the Sailor Senshi, five female warriors of love and justice who had had experience battling such monsters. Also helping was Roxas and Naminé, whom emerged from their 'somebodies' after Sora and Kairi were struck down.
Afterwards, with the hybrid Heartless destroyed and Sora and Kairi revived, Roxas and Naminé went back into their original forms, but they left Sora and Kairi with the knowledge that they could communicate with their Nobodies anytime they wished, assuming they ever learned how to listen for them, which they eventually figured out.
:I still don't see it,: said Roxas.
:Well maybe you're just not looking right,: said Naminé.
:I see whatever Sora sees,: said Roxas, :if he sees a unicorn Pony, then he sees it, but for some reason, I don't.:
"I guess I'm just special," said Sora.
"That's clearly true," said Kairi.
"And you're just as special," said Sora. He kissed her then, and she kissed back.
Finally they stopped kissing and stood up, "so, what do you want to do next?" Sora asked, "We have the rest of the afternoon to ourselves, and of course there's still the rest of vacation."
"Anything I do with you is like the best vacation," said Kairi.
:Aren't they so cute together?" Naminé asked Roxas.
:Makes you wonder why they waited as long as they did before they got together,: said Roxas.
"I can hear you both, you know," said a slightly annoyed Sora.
"We still need to work out some privacy issues," said Kairi. One of the downsides of being able to communicate with their Nobodies was that they could now hear everything Roxas and Naminé said. But it also had its benefits that Sora and Kairi found very enjoyable.
:But we have our own privacy now,: said Sora to Kairi.
:And it's something Riku really doesn't like,: said Kairi. She then spoke aloud, "and neither did Aiden like it. You saw how green with envy they both got when they realized that we can now communicate telepathically."
"I couldn't stop laughing when they nearly passed out from trying to talk with their minds," said Sora. He then got serious, "I really do hope they can learn to do it. Even though I love our silent talks, it just wouldn't be fair to keep that power to ourselves."
"You're right," said Kairi, "we're all in this together. We're all Keyblade Wielders, so we should all stand together evenly."
"Yeah," said Sora, "but there's really nothing we can do to help them. We had a huge head start."
:Ourselves you mean,: said Roxas, referring to himself and Naminé.
:Riku and Aiden will be able to talk silently,: said Naminé, :just give them time.:
:Time isn't something we don't have a lot of,: said Kairi, "I feel like Maleficent is just itching to attack us."
"She can't," said Sora, "I sealed our worlds' Keyhole. The Heartless can't attack our homes ever again." He then switched to silent speech, :and I will never allow anything to happen to you, Kairi, I promise.:
:And I won't let anything happen to you either, Sora,: said Kairi.
Just then Sora's cell phone rang, the caller ID showing that it was Riku, "what's up?"
"Something really big, Sora," said Riku, "you and Kairi should get back to town and meet me and Aiden at my house. You'll never believe who just showed up."
"The King?" Sora asked, while Kairi listened intensely.
"No," said Riku, "this someone is definitely from our world, and is someone we both haven't seen in a long time."
"Then who is it?" Sora asked.
"Yeah right," said Riku, "like I'm going to spoil the surprise. Just come over and see for yourself, you won't believe your eyes." With that he hung up.
"What was that about?" Kairi asked.
"I don't know," said Sora as he tried to think of someone he hadn't seen in years, someone that he and Riku knew, but no one came to mind.
"Well I guess the only way to find out is to go to Riku's place and see who it is," said Kairi, "I am invited to, right?"
"That's what Riku said," said Sora, "and Aiden is coming to."
"Then let's go!" said Kairi, "last one to the boat has to swim to the mainland!" with that she ran towards the rowboat that brought them to the island.
"Hey!" exclaimed Sora as he took after her.
:No way we're letting her win!: said Roxas.
:Just try and catch us!: said Naminé.
As Sora chassed after Kairi, he thought back over the past month, his dates with Kairi, each more memorable than the last, his occasional practice sessions with Riku, Kairi and Aiden, just to stay in shape, and of course, just enjoying the peace and quite of not having to save a world.
Yet despite the good times, Sora and the others knew that it wouldn't last, that it would be only a matter of time before The Heartless would mad their next move, that Maleficent would unleash her latest diabolical scheme on the universe, and that they would have to once again stand against the darkness.
As if this wasn't enough to potentially ruin a good day. Twice since they came home, Sora, Riku and Kairi, and Aiden now, all had a shared dream where they were chasing after a very cute and very fast girl through some rain soaked forest, a girl who ran with a pack of very large wolves.
Sora and his friends were convinced that the dreams meant something important, that this girl, whom they dubbed 'The Girl Who Runs With Wolves,' is someone they have to talk to, assuming they ever catch up with her.
But that was a concern for another day. Our heroes were determined to enjoy what time they had before they had to get back to the business of being heroes, or rather, Junior Heroes.
Sora managed to catch up with Kairi just in time to make the race a tie, so both of them remained dry on the trip back to the mainland. But then the second they tied the boat up at the dock, Sora then ran for Riku's house, "last one there buys pizza for dinner!"
"You're paying for an extra-large with the works!" Kairi shouted after him as she ran to catch up.
:Hold the anchovies,: said Naminé, :I hate anchovies:
:And make sure there's extra green peppers and mushrooms,: said Roxas.
It was a tie again as they reached Riku's house, "looks like we're splitting the bill again," said Sora.
"I'll let you pick the side orders," said Kairi, "curly fries or cheese fries?"
"Buffalo Wings," said Aiden as he ran up to them, "with extra sauce."
"How's the apartment search going?" Kairi asked.
"Not well," said Aiden, "money is not a problem, I can make as much gold as I want, within reason that is, and then sell it for cash and put that in my own bank account. The trouble is that I just can't find a place that I really like."
"Well I hope you find a home of your own real soon," said Sora, "not that I don't mind you as a house guest, but you should have your own place."
"I know," said Aiden, "so, what's this about someone that Riku wants us to meet?"
"We're about to find out," said Kairi as she rang the doorbell.
"Door's unlocked!" shouted Riku from within.
Sora, Kairi and Aiden went inside and found Riku in the living room. With him was a woman in her late 30's to early 40's with long reddish brown hair tied back in a bun with a blue bow. She had brown eyes and wore a pale blue kimono. Next to her was a large katana sword.
Sora's eyes went wide with recognition, "Nodoka Sensei!" he hastily bowed in respect.
"Hello, Sora," said the woman, Nodoka, as she bowed in return, "I'm glad you remember me after so long."
"It's been nearly four years, Sensei," said Sora.
"And I do regret not visiting my two favorite students," said Nodoka, "I trust that you and Riku are well."
"I'm well enough," said Riku, "as for Sora, well, let's just say he's had more than his fair share of trouble, both getting into and causing it."
"Hey, part of those troubles are your fault to, you know!" said Sora.
"Who is this person?" a confused Aiden asked.
"Oh, now I remember," said Kairi, "you're the one who taught Sora and Riku."
"Aiden Mackenzie," said Riku, "this is our Sensei, Nodoka Saotome, one of the best swords masters in the world."
"I'm not that special," said Nodoka, "just a gifted woman who wishes to teach the beauty of swordplay to a world that has become obsessed with guns and bombs and other horrific ways of killing each other."
"Where as killing someone with a sword is more personal but less messy, so to speak," said Aiden.
"Oh, he can banter," said a smiling Nodoka, "you've found quite the clever friend on your travels, Sora."
"He sort of found us," said Sora, "wait, what do you mean my travels?"
"While I had been kept away from this town because of various matters," said Nodoka, "I have kept tabs on you and Riku, and from what I heard, you two, and Kairi, are quite the heroes."
"Junior heroes," Sora said automatically, filling in for Goofy, whom was with Donald back at Disney Castle, helping The King and Queen keep a watch out for movements of The Heartless.
"But your skills in the art of the sword are surely beyond that of the junior level," said Nodoka, "or have you allowed yourselves to slack off in my absence?"
"Definitely not, Nodoka Sensei!" said a determined Sora, "just let me find my old practice sword and we'll see who's been slacking off!"
"Count me in to!" said Riku as he walked over to the hall closet where several of the old wooden swords he and Sora used to practice with were in storage.
"Leave those there, Riku," said Nodoka in a present but serious tone, "I wish to see you both at your best."
"You mean…?" Sora asked in a slightly nervous tone, "you know about…?"
"That you both have the legendary weapons known as Keyblades?" Nodoka asked, "yes, I've heard rumors about them, and I wish to see if they are true. Let's take this to the backyard, so that I may test you both and see if you are truly worthy of being my students," she stood up an picked up her sword, "and afterwards, I also wish to test young Kairi and Aiden, for I have heard that they are accomplished in the arts as well."
"What do we do?" Aiden asked.
"Well we can't refuse a sparring offer," said Kairi, "not from a great teacher like Nodoka Saotome."
A minute later found the four Keyblade Wielders and Nodoka in Riku's backyard.
"Let us begin then," said Nodoka as she drew her sword from its sheath and assumed a fighting stance, "you've seen my keen blade, now I wish to see yours."
"I never wish to disappoint my teachers," said Riku as he summoned his Keyblade, while Sora, Kairi and Aiden summoned theirs.
"Fantastic!" said an amazed Nodoka as she relaxed from her stance at the sight of the four Keyblades "absolutely fantastic! May I…"
Smiling at the usual reaction of someone seeing a Keyblade, Sora handed his to Nodoka.
"Perfectly balanced," said Nodoka as she held the Keybalde up and looked at it from different angles, "and it hardly weighs a thing. I can sense the power this Keyblade possesses, and how it can help focus the power of its chosen wielder," she looked at Sora, "is it true that a Keyblade can never be separated from its wielder?"
"I don't know," teased Sora as he summoned his Keyblade back to his hands out of Nodoka's, "maybe."
"Fantastic!" said Nodoka again. Her face then grew serious, "and now, Sora," she raised her sword, "let us see just how far the student has progressed."
"Ready when you are, Sensei," said Sora as he took up a fighting stance.
"Sora's got this won before it's even started," said Aiden, "a normal sword doesn't stand a chance against a Keyblade."
"You'll find that Nodoka Sensei isn't your ordinary swords master," said Riku.
Just then Sora, Riku, Kairi and Aiden all sensed an incredible power surging through Nodoka, a power that she channeled through her sword, causing the blade to glow bright blue.
"Ki energy," said Riku, "something Sora and I couldn't figure out when we were kids, but Nodoka Sensei is about to see that we're not the same kids as before."
"Let's go!" said Sora. He then ran headlong at Nodoka.
"Always so reckless," said Nodoka calmly. Sora then swung his Keyblade at Nodoka, but she blocked it easily. Sora tried a multiple strike combination, but each of his attacks were blocked by Nodoka. The teacher kept blocking the student's attacks effortless.
"How much longer are you going to hold to this futile course, Sora?" Nodoka asked, "I told you before that you'll never get anywhere if you keep banging your head against a brick wall."
"What?" Aiden asked.
"She's referring to Sora's headlong, straightforward method," said Riku, "and how it is useless against a well-grounded defense."
"Well if the straightforward won't work," said Sora as he smiled, "I'll try something else!" He then dashed to the left and feinted a stab to Nodoka's side. She didn't try to block, already anticipating the ruse.
Sora then tried feinting to the right, then the left again, but Nodoka refused to take the bait. Finally, Sora tried to attack for real. This time he struck from the left, then shifted to the right and then back to the left. Each time he tried to find an opening, Nodoka blocked it.
"Much better," said a smiling Nodoka as she kept blocking Sora's attacks, "you've grown in mind as well as body."
"That's not the only thing that's changed about me!" said Sora. He jumped back several paces, aimed his Keyblade at Nodoka and shot a Fireball at her.
Nodoka calmly sliced the Fireball in half with her sword, "so you have learned magic, excellent!"
"I've got plenty more where that came from!" said a smiling Sora as he shot a Blizzard spell, then a Thunder Spell. Nodoka dodged both the frosty blast and the barrage of lighting bolts.
"Come on, Sora," said Nodoka as she blocked another Fireball, "is this all you've got? What did I tell you about fighting beneath your abilities?" She then went on the offensive, forcing Sora back several paces as he barely managed to block her lighting-fast strikes and thrusts.
"You said that an enemy would always find a way to exploit an opponent who fought while holding back," said Sora
"Exactly," said Nodoka. She then kicked Sora's legs out from under him, knocking him to the ground.
"That's cheating!" exclaimed Kairi as Sora managed to get back up before Nodoka could attack him in his venerable state.
"With Nodoka Sensei," said Riku, "anything within reason goes. If you have the chance to knock your enemy down, take it."
"Just what kind of teachers do you have running around on this world?" Aiden asked.
"Most of them are decent educators," said Riku, "while some are pretty lousy. But there are some who are exceptionally great at their jobs. Nodoka Sensei is the best of the best, and that's saying something."
"You're still holding back, Sora!" said Nodoka as she tried to knock Sora down again, but he managed to stay on his feet this time, "I want to see you at your fullest!"
"You want my best!" Sora asked in a daring tone, "you got it!" Sora then moved so fast that he seemed to vanish. He in fact jumped up and over Nodoka. He turned around in midair just as he began falling back to the ground.
Nodoka sensed that Sora was about to attack from behind and above. She turned around just in time to raise her sword and block Sora's downward strike. But Sora was now on the full offensive, attacking much more fiercely.
Nodoka was barely able to keep up with Sora's intense strikes as he forced her to give ground. Finally, Sora swept his Keyblade up and dislodged Nodoka's sword from her hands. It landed point down in the ground several yards away.
"Is that what you were looking for, Nodoka Sensei?" Sora asked as he smiled, aiming his Keyblade an inch from her face.
Nodoka then smiled, "well done, Sora, very well done."
"Thank you, Sensei," said Sora as he vanished his Keyblade and bowed in respect, while Nodoka returned his bow with one of her own.
"That was amazing!" exclaimed Kairi as she ran over.
"Awesome!" said Aiden as he and Riku walked over.
"I'm glad you approve of Sora's progress," said Nodoka as she retrieved her sword and wiped the blade clean with a cloth.
"You were no slouch either, Nodoka Sensei," said Riku, "you're amazing as always."
"I'm happy you feel that way," said Nodoka as she smiled at Riku, "because you're about to get the same treatment."
"Lucky me," said a reluctant Riku.
A minute later found Sora with Kairi and Aiden as they watched Riku and Nodoka spar.
"Riku said something about Ki energy," said Aiden as he saw Riku block a side attack from Nodoka, then countered with a thrust attack, "is that like magic and Alchemy?"
"Yes and no," said Sora, "from what Sensei taught us, Ki is a latent energy that exists in all life forms. With the right training, one could use this energy for just about anything."
"Example," said Aiden.
"Ki can be used to heal yourself from nearly any kind of wound," said Kairi as they watched Riku parry a thrust from Nodoka, "and can be used to enhance speed and physical strength, as well as charge weapons with energy that can make them stronger and more effective," she winked at Sora, "remember, while you and Riku were constantly challenging each other, I was studying."
"How come you and Riku can't use Ki?" Aiden asked.
"It's not that we can't," said Sora, "not really, but…"
"It depends on the person trying to use it," said Kairi, "some people are naturally able to tap into Ki, while others need years, sometimes decades, to use even a hint of it," she looked at Sora, "my boys just happen to be in the category of those who need more practice."
"And we would have had it by now," said Sora, "if it weren't for a little problem called The Heartless."
Just then Riku succeeded in disarming Nodoka. "Outstanding, Riku!" exclaimed Nodoka, "and you won the match nearly twenty seconds faster than Sora did." She and Riku then bowed to each other.
"Being a year older helps sometimes," said Riku while Nodoka retrieved her sword.
"Well at least I got my Keyblade first," said Sora.
"Yeah," said Riku, he then gave a smug grin, "but you're still shorter than I am."
"That's enough, boys," said Nodoka, "now, Kairi."
"Yes?" Kairi asked as she nervously stood up.
"Yes, Sensei," said Nodoka, "I would have had you as my student before, but your parents insisted that I leave you alone. I wish to see what I could have done had they relented."
"Yes, Sensei," said Kairi in a nervous tone as she stepped forward with her Keyblade.
"Relax," said Nodoka as she gave Kairi a reassuring smile, "I only wish to see what you can do. Think of this as just another practice bout."
Kairi did loosen up a bit at that, but she was still nervous.
:I understand why you're so strung out,: said Naminé, :This is the woman who taught Sora and Riku after all.:
:I want to make a good impression,: said Kairi, :But I've been fighting for only a few months, while Sora and Riku have been at it since they were little. They're on a whole other level than I am.:
:Just do your best,: said Sora to Kairi, :You'll be fine, trust me.:
:He knows what he's talking about,: said Roxas.
Kairi looked back at Sora and saw him smile at her. Kairi smiled back, :Thank you.:
She then faced Nodoka and bowed, "Okay, I'm ready, Sensei."
"Then attack me with everything you have," said Nodoka as she raised her sword, "show me what a Princess of Heart is made of!"
Kairi blinked in surprise, but then shrugged it off as she attacked, first taking the direct approach, then feinting to the left before jumping to the right for the real attack, which Nodoka blocked of course.
"She knows that Kairi was a Princess of Heart," said a stunned Aiden to Sora and Riku, "how'd she know that? You told me that nearly everyone on this world has no idea that the other worlds exist."
"It's obvious that Nodoka Sensei has some pretty reliable sources," said Riku.
Sora was silent as he watched Kairi duel Nodoka. The two of them seemed to be evenly matched, but in truth Nodoka had the upper hand. It was all Kairi could do to defend herself while still trying to seek an opening to exploit. But Nodoka's defenses were perfect against Kairi's best efforts.
"You can do it!" shouted Sora, "I believe in you!"
Kairi heard Sora's words but didn't take her eyes off of Nodoka. She then jumped to get behind Nodoka, but the older woman stepped to the side. Kairi nearly lost her balance as she landed, but quickly recovered, only to trip on a loose clump of grass as she tried to attack Nodoka. She fell to the ground and quickly tried to get back up, only to find Nodoka's sword barely an inch from her face.
"Good," said Nodoka as she smiled, "you always kept your eyes on your opponent and didn't let an outside distraction break your concentration. You're well balanced in both offense and defense, and you're ready to change your tactics to meet a changing situation."
Nodoka then sheathed her sword and bent down to look Kairi face to face, "but the reason why you lost wasn't because of inferior skill or strategy. Do you know why you lost?"
"I didn't believe in myself enough," said Kairi.
"You saw a superior fighter and you didn't think you could win," said Nodoka, "your heart said yes, but your mind said no, even though the purpose of the fight wasn't to win, but to try," she held out her hand to help Kairi up, "now, I want you to try, and try harder this time."
"Yes, Sensei," said Kairi as she took Nodoka's and she got back up. They then face each other again with their weapons out.
I can do this, thought Kairi, I know I can do this.
:You can do this,: said Naminé.
"Okay," said Kairi, "here I go!" she then vanished, moving faster than the eye could see.
But then, Sora and his friends had eyes that weren't normal. They were able to keep up with Kairi as she moved behind Nodoka. The older woman bright her sword around to block and face Kairi.
But Kairi was fighting with renewed passion now, and within three strikes she had disarmed Nodoka.
"Fantastic!" said Nodoka as she smiled, "absolutely fantastic!" She bowed to Kairi.
"You were fantastic to, Sensei," said Kairi as she also bowed.
"You were both fantastic," said Sora as he ran over and hugged Kairi.
She hugged back, "you were no slouch yourself," said Kairi. She and Sora then kissed.
"I always knew you two were meant for each other," said Nodoka. She then looked at Riku, "just as I knew that your heart belonged to someone who was somewhere else."
"I'm okay with being single," said Riku, "I'll find true love whenever true love wishes to find me."
"Yes," said Nodoka, "sometimes it's best to let nature take it's course, even if that course tends to wind about for a while."
"All too true, Sensei," said Riku.
Nodoka then looked at Aiden, "and now for you, young Alchemist."
"Before we do anything else," said Aiden as he stood up, "with all due respect, Nodoka Sensei, but how do you know I'm an Alchemist? And how did you know that Kairi was a Princess of Heart? And how do you know about Keyblades? What's the deal?"
"Can you keep a secret?" Nodoka asked.
"Well…" said a slightly confused Aiden, "yes, I can keep a secret."
"So can I," said Nodoka as she winked.
"Okay," said Aiden in a hesitant manner. He then gave a look to Sora and Riku that said 'your sensei is nuts!'
But Aiden nonetheless stood on the field a few paces from Nodoka. He rubbed his wrists in his special manner, "alright then, let's do this!" he summoned his Keyblade and bowed to Nodoka, while she drew her sword and bowed back.
"Riku," said Aiden, "I hope you don't mind if I remodel your backyard a bit in this fight."
"Just put it back the way it was afterwards," said Riku.
"Easily done my friend," said Aiden. He then smiled at Nodoka, "I'll bet you've never had a fight like this!" he then jumped up. Reaching the full height of his leap, nearly twenty feet, he aimed his Keyblade at the ground under Nodoka and transmuted it into mud.
But Nodoka jumped to the side before the viscous mud could trap her up to her thighs. She then jumped up to strike at Aiden as he was falling back to the ground. He blocked her attack.
They both landed and rushed at each other. They met in the middle and traded sword strikes, both of them trying to take the advantage.
"Aiden sure has gotten good," said Kairi.
"He's truly one of us," said Riku, while Sora nodded in agreement.
"Outstanding!" said a smiling Nodoka as she and Aiden continued to trade strikes, "always seek the initiative when initiative can be found!"
"And always respect your opponent," said Aiden, "whomever of whatever that opponent may be!" He then lunged to the side, then jumped up. Nodoka jumped with him and they struck at each other in midair.
Just before they both landed, Aiden transmuted the air directly beneath Nodoka into a heavier gas, so she wound up dragging her feet for a second, but that second was enough for Aiden to slide in and disarm Nodoka.
"How's that for a slice of apple pie?" Aiden asked.
"I like my apple pie with vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce," said a smiling Nodoka, "you are a worthy opponent, and a worthy friend of Sora, Riku and Kairi." She bowed in respect, while Aiden bowed back.
"I also like ice cream with my pie," said Aiden, "but without chocolate sauce."
"To each their own," said Nodoka as she retrieved and sheathed her sword, "Now that that's taken care of, let's get down to business. First of all, I know your secrets because your parents told me, while Sora's mother told me about Aiden."
"Why would our parents tell you things we asked them to keep quiet?" Riku asked.
"Because I asked them nicely," said Nodoka, "I knew you and Sora were up to something incredible and something incredibly dangerous when I realized that for a year I had forgotten about you. And then I heard that Kairi had vanished, only to return with you both some time later.
"I contacted your parents as a concerned teacher, and they told me the truth. When I contacted them to tell them that I was coming to visit, they told me about Aiden. I must say, from what I've heard about your adventures on other worlds and your battles against The Heartless, I am very proud of all of you."
"That really means a lot to us, Nodoka Sensei," said Kairi.
"But why did you come back, Sensei?" Sora asked, "and why did you leave when you did?"
"I had affairs of a personal manner to take care of," said Nodoka, she sighed as if remembering something painful, "but let's not talk outside. If I am to tell you my story, let it be told in a more comfortable setting."
They all went back inside, and after preparing tea and snacks, sat down to hear Nodoka out.
"I suppose it began many years ago," said Nodoka, "when I realized that I had made a terrible mistake."
"What mistake was that, Sensei?" Riku asked.
"You're aware of the phrase 'it seemed like a good idea at the time?'" she asked. Sora, Riku, Kairi and Aiden nodded, while Roxas and Naminé nodded in Sora and Kairi's minds.
"Well, marrying the man who is my husband seemed like a very good idea at the time," said Nodoka, "until I fully realized that my husband, Genma Saotome, is one of the most unscrupulous, most unethical, most dishonorable men in the world. Always he would come home from martial arts practice, or drunken brawls as I would soon learn, having dishonored the family name in one manner or another. Oh, he never cheated on me, he had enough honor to be faithful to our marriage, but in other matters he brought shame to our family on a regular basis.
"But I always forgave him for his drunkenness, for his reckless brawling, for his cheating honorable people just to get a free meal, and for everything else, all out of love. He and I adored each other in those years, and while we had our differences, we were happy.
"We were even more happy when our son, Ranma, was born. Even more so when an old friend of Genma, Soun Tendo, made an arrangement for Ranma to marry one of Soun's daughters when they were of age. I was on top of the world; I had a loving, if unscrupulous, husband, a beautiful son who, like his father, expressed a natural talent for martial arts at a very, very early age. He was practicing the family style; Saotome Anything Goes Style, within hours after Ranma first learned to walk. And as if to put icing and a cherry on the cake, Ranam's future as the heir to the family style, and a loving wife, was assured."
Nodoka sighed, then grew serious, "and then Genma had to ruin everything for me. He told me flat out that Ranam could never be the heir to the family style, could never be a true martial artist, could never be a real man, if he remained around me. He told me that my influence as a woman would corrupt Ranma's fighting abilities and make him unworthy to be any woman's husband. I thought Genma was drunk again when he said all of this; as if a mother's love would corrupt her only child. My husband had to have been drunk.
"But Genma was completely sober at the time and adamant about his resolve to take Ranma with him on a training journey that would last several years and traverse the world. I flat out refused, saying that a boy Ranam's age, barely more than a toddler, needed his mother more than ever. Genma wouldn't back down, saying that I had to give him up.
"Then Genma offered me a pact; in return for allowing Genma to take Ranma with him on the training journey, he would return with Ranma as a true martial artist, worthy to inherit the family style, worthy to be a husband, and most of all, to be a man among men.
"I still refused, but then Genma, remembering how skilled with the sword I was, said that if he failed to make Ranma a man among men, then they both would commit Seppuku."
"No way!" exclaimed a shocked and outraged Sora, Riku and Kairi, "no freaking way!"
"What's Seppuku?" Aiden asked, "is it bad?"
"It's ritual suicide," said a still outraged Riku, "long ago, when a samurai was confronted with an impossible situation, be it facing capture by an enemy, mortally wounded but still not close to death, or just overwhelmingly shamed, he would then commit suicide in a manner that preserved his honor.
"He would take a knife and stab himself in the belly, that being the place where the essence of the human soul resided, and then cut from one side to the other."
"Good gods!" exclaimed a shocked Aiden, "and they did this all the time!"
"Only when facing great shame," said Kairi, "to a samurai, honor was more important than life. The stabbing in the belly was called Hari Kiri. The Seppuku ritual involved a second samurai who decapitated the first samurai after he stabbed himself, thereby delivering a quick death after the initial agony."
"I was to be the one to put my husband and son out of their misery," said Nodoka. She placed her hand on her sword, "and this was to be the blade to do the damned deed. I still refused to agree to the pact, but Genma eventually wore me down; in those days he had a way of getting what he wanted through constant whining.
"Despite the wrongness of the situation, I still loved my husband enough to trust him. I signed the pact, believing that Genma would uphold his end of the bargain to the letter, if only to save his own life. He took Ranma, leaving me devastated."
She sobbed once, allowing a single tear to fall from her eyes. She then looked at Sora and the others, "you must think me a terrible mother to allow my own son to be taken away from me in such a manner."
"It is terrible," said Kairi, "but…I'm sure you thought it was for the best at the time."
"Another idea that seemed good then," said Nodoka. "yes, I still believed in my husband at the time, and I believed in the potential in my son, and I still do. I received letters from Genma regularly, all of them telling me of their wild escapades across the world and how Ranam was progressing as a martial artist and a man. I knew that Genma kept getting into trouble, while getting Ranma involved with his troubles as well. But I held out hope that Ranma wouldn't completely take after his father, that he would return not only as a man among men, but a man of honor.
"To alleviate my despair, I went on my own journey, traveling the world to teach swordsmanship to any child willing to learn," she looked at Sora and Riku, "I've taught hundreds of students all over the world, but you two were my favorites. I knew when I first saw you that you were more special than you realized," she looked at Kairi, "you as well," and then at Aiden, "and you to now that we've met.
"I kept returning to my home in Tokyo to read the latest letter from my husband and son, always wincing at their latest brush with dishonor, yet always smiling, for each letter brought me closer to the day I would see my son again.
"But then some time after Ranma's 16th birthday, while he and Genma were heading to a famous training ground in China, the letters stopped. For months I heard nothing, not a whisper of where they were, what they were up to, or even if they were alive.
"I nearly went mad with worry that they had gotten themselves into an impossible situation, or worse, killed. I then set out to find them myself. I took my sword with me, not just to protect myself, but to remind Genma, when I saw him, of the pact he forced me to sign."
"You wouldn't have done it, right?" a nervous Kairi asked, "carried out the Seppuku pact if you found out that Ranma wasn't a man among men, right?"
"Of course I wouldn't have!" exclaimed an outraged Nodoka, "what kind of heartless monster do you think I am?" Her saying the word 'heartless' caused Sora and the others to wince a bit.
"Forgive me," said Nodoka, "a bad example. I forgot that you four have been through hell and back many times over."
"We've had plenty of near death adventures," said Sora, "but we've always pulled through."
"Indeed you have" said Nodoka, "anyway, I only indented to remind Genma of the pact, not to go through with it. There are some things that transcend honor, and one of those things is a mothers' love for her child. I would have accepted Ranma even if he turned out to be another John Waters."
"Now that's stretching it!" said a giggling Kairi.
Riku saw Aiden's confused look, "I'll explain later."
"I eventually learned that Ranma and Genma were in Tokyo," said Nodoka, "that they were living at the Tendo Dojo for Anything Goes Martial Arts. Soun Tendo is the man whom promised one of his daughters to Ranma when they both came of age, and I learned that the one whom Ranma was engaged to was the youngest daughter, Akane.
"I arrived at the dojo and got acquainted with the Tendo family, but when I tried to find my husband and son, I only found a very large panda and a young woman with red hair, blue eyes and a very sensual figure."
"You've lost me," said Riku, while Sora, Kairi and Aiden nodded with agreed confusion.
"I was confuse myself as well," said Nodoka, "but I could sense that my son was near, call it mother's intuition if you will. I soon found out, through back channels, that the girl, who called herself Ranko, was indeed my son Ranma, and the panda, Mr. Panda, was Genma."
"How'd that happen?" a shocked Aiden asked, while Riku and Kairi sat with opened mouths.
"Did they meet a sorceress in China and got trapped in an enchantment?" Sora asked, thinking about what happened to The Beast.
"If only it were that simple," said Nodoka, "they weren't enchanted, but rather, cursed. That training ground they told me about in their final letter, Jusenkyo, has several natural hot springs, each containing it's own similar and unique curse. Anyone that falls into a spring is cursed, taking on the form of whatever creature, be it human or animal, that drowned in that spring long ago.
"Genma, whom is completely inept in Chinese writing by the way, landed in Shonmaonīchuan, 'Spring of Drowned Panda,' and Ranma fell into Nyannīchuan,'Spring of Drowned Girl.' Ever since then, whenever they touched cold water, the curses would activate and they'd become their cursed forms. Hot water would turn them back to normal."
"That must have terribly humiliating for both of them," said Kairi.
"Excruciatingly embarrassing," said Nodoka, "but it's worse. Genma still believed that I would uphold my end of the pact and force them to commit Seppuku if I found out about Ranma's curse. He thought that Ranma could never be a man among men if he kept turning into a girl. But again, I would have accepted my son even if he was cursed.
"But Genma had apparently added cowardliness to his list of faults. Every time I visited the Tendo house, he'd turn himself into a panda and turn Ranma back into a girl. I feigned ignorance, acting like I was in the presence of a pet panda and a real girl, in hope that my husband and son would eventually tell me the truth on their own, but secretly I was screaming on the inside at my husband's shame and my son's fear, for Genma had Ranma convinced that I would kill them both if I knew the truth.
"I left them to visit some of my students, then returned a few months later, hoping against hope that my husband had regained his backbone, but always he took the path of the coward, taking Ranma with him.
"But eventually the truth was revealed, and I assured my spineless husband that I was willing to accept my son, curse or no curse. Everything seemed to be heading for a happy ending, especially since Ranma and Akane decided to push their wedding ahead, with the parents consent of course.
"But I had failed to take into account just how terrible a situation my son was in. Not only had he had Akane as a fiancée, he also had acquired the affections of other girls, all of them hell-bent of having Ranma as their own. Some of these other girls, all of them highly accomplished martial artists in their own right, were nice enough, and some of them showed genuine affection to my son, while others merely wished to have Ranma as a trophy husband, thinking him as nothing more as a possession to show off to their peers.
"And then of course there was Akane, whom I now know to be completely unacceptable as Ranma's wife. I learned that Akane has an irrational loathing of boys in general, she even said out loud on several occasions that she hated Ranma.
"Akane and my son have been on several wild adventures since their engagement. Several times Akane has had her life threatened in one way or another, and Ranma always risked his life to save hers. But was she ever grateful? Not likely. Akane usually blamed Ranma for getting her into such a deadly situation, when most of the time it was her fault to begin with.
"Akane is also unable to fully trust Ranma. She is constantly accusing Ranma of being unfaithful, always saying that he flirts with other girls and has no right to be with anyone else, though she flirts with other boys. She is abusive, calling Ranma a pervert and a letch.
"As if these weren't enough faults to make her an unworthy wife, Akane is completely inept in the kitchen. As God as my witness, she is the worst cook in Japan, if not the world. Every time Akane tries to cook something, she ruins it, whether it's adding ingredients that make the concoction inedible, border lining on poisonous, or by completely ruining the recipe itself with her own ideas of what to make it better. She can't even boil rice without ruining it. And as always, she blames Ranma for her faults, as if he had anything to do with it.
"Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that Akane Tendo is a bad person. She can be a very nice, very sweet girl most of the time, when she's not blaming Ranma for her own faults. She's always willing to try harder to be a better cook, even though I'm convinced that endeavor is a lost cause. And she always, eventually, forgives Ranma for whatever it was she believed he did to make her angry, and deep down, she does care for him, yet she would never admit it public.
"All of this, being laden with an abusive fiancée and other fiancées who just won't leave him alone, would be more than enough for Ranma, not to mention such an embarrassing curse and an unscrupulous and dishonorable father. But my son also has the rotten luck of attracting male rivals, all of them also highly accomplished martial artists, whom are obsessed with defeating my son, if not destroying him completely."
"Good grief!" said Aiden, "I'd go crazy if I had to put up with all of that."
"Anyone should have went mad a hundred times over," said Nodoka, "but my son always pulled through whatever challenge he faced, always emerging victorious, always overcoming his enemy. My son has an uncanny ability that allows him to learn a new fighting technique in a fraction of the time it takes to learn it normally. And if that technique proves too difficult to learn, he invents his own technique to counter it. No matter what the challenge, even if it's a really embarrassing one, my son always faces it head on and emerges victorious."
"You son is quite the guy," said Kairi.
:I wouldn't mind dating him,: said Naminé.
:Ahem,: said an annoyed Roxas.
:Just kidding!: said Naminé as she smiled mentally.
"You said that Ranma and Akane tried to get married," said Riku, "I take it that it didn't work out."
"For which I'm eternally grateful," said Nodoka, "I'm now completely convinced that Akane is unacceptable for my son. As his mother, it's within my authority to annul the arrangement, my husband's behavior alone has proven him completely irresponsible as a father.
"I could step in at any time and end the relationship before it gets worse, but my son feels himself responsible for Akane to the point that he was willing to do the right thing and marry Akane. If I step in it would only make things worse for him.
"Fortunately for everyone, Ranma had his friends, other fiancées and rivals, to help, in their own strange ways. The wedding was a complete fiasco and was called off before the actual ceremony could begin. Ranma and Akane said they were willing to wait to get married until they had settle their affairs.
"That was a few months ago, and since then things have been getting steadily worse for my son. Akane has become more and more abusive towards Ranma, regularly insulting him and hitting him with various blunt objects, ranging from a mallet to a schoolbag to a teakettle."
"She hits him?" a shocked Kairi asked.
"She's been doing that ever since they first met," said Nodoka, "ever since Akane discovered Ranma's curse. But she'd hit him only when she was really mad at him. Now she lashes out at Ranma at the slightest provocation. Sure, they're civil to each other in public, but whatever affection they had for each other, I'm sure it's gone now.
"I'm convinced that the only reason Ranma is staying with Akane is out of honor, that he feels obligated to remain with her, if only to protect her. But at the same time, Ranma's other fiancées, and his rivals, have become more hostile towards Ranma as well, either trying to win him for themselves or to destroy him.
"All of this is beginning to be too much for my son. He's slowly but surely sinking into a depression that will surely result in his own self destruction. He's losing his will to live, and there's nothing I can do to help him, not without making things worse that is."
"This is terrible," said Sora, "nobody should be in such a miserable situation."
"I'm starting to seriously dislike this Akane Tendo," said an irate Riku.
"And the others who have made Ranma miserable," said Aiden.
"What can we do to help?" Kairi asked.
"That," said a smiling Nodoka, "is the real reason why I've come to visit. I believe that if Ranma were presented with a real challenge, the likes of which he hasn't had for a long time, he will snap out his depression and regain his love for life. Even more, he will finally see Akane for what she is, an unacceptable girl who doesn't truly care for him at all, and will walk away as an independent man. There are some things that transcend honor, and ones own wellbeing is one of those things."
"You think that we could be that challenge?" Riku asked.
"That's only part of it," said Nodoka, "I don't know if you've heard, but in two months, there's going to be a grand tournament in Los Angeles, a competition for young martial artists from all over the world; The Tournament of Light."
"I've heard a bit about it," said Kairi, "it's supposed to be an attempt at world peace, where teenagers and young adults from all over the world get together and have fun kicking each others butts. The tournament is open to all forms of fighting; barehanded and with weapons, but no edged metal weapons, only wooden or plastic copies."
"That's the general idea," said Nodoka, "the winner will be hailed as the best young martial artist in the world. I tried to get Ranma interested, since being the best has always been an ambition of his, but his depression was too deep for him to care. Of course, Akane, whom is also obsessed with being the best, will be entering, as well as the other fiancées, and the rivals, which is one reason why Ranma doesn't want to compete, if only just to get a chance to be left alone for a while.
"However, if I were to tell Ranma that some of my best students would be entering, whom also managed to defeat me in a duel, I'm sure he'd want to see if he was better than them, if only to defend his mother's honor."
"So you're asking us to enter a tournament, just out of the blue," said Aiden, "just to help your son get a grip on his life?"
"That," said Nodoka, "but I was also hoping you'd accept the challenge. This tournament will be viewed around the world, with an expected audience of nearly 500,000,000. The winner will be haled as the greatest young martial artist, with the bragging rights and trophy to back that claim up."
"And you think we'd stand a chance against fighters from around the world?" Riku asked, "kids whom surely have years of professional fighting experience behind them?"
"I'm sure that the four of you," said Nodoka, "whom have stood against impossible odds several times, have a decent chance to make it to the final rounds. The top 32 fighters will get to fight in a grand arena that will seat nearly 200,000. Just making it to the final 32 will earn you incredible honors, and a sizeable cash prize. And think of the grand prize."
"I'm starting to like this idea," said Kairi, "to be one of the best fighters in our age group in the world, and a chance of being the absolute best, I'd take that chance."
"And if we'd get to help Sensei's son at the same time," said Sora, "it'd be totally worth it."
"I don't know about this," said Riku in a doubtful tone, "this isn't like a Heartless battle. We'd have to hold back a lot; some of our techniques could get someone hurt."
"I agree," said Aiden, "if we were to fight with our full abilities, with magic and alchemy, someone might accuse us of cheating."
"So we won't use magic or alchemy," said Sora, "not unless they say we can't."
"And we could easily make wooden copies of our Keyblades," said Kairi, "I'm willing to hold back a bit."
"I guess I could try it that way," said Aiden, he looked at Nodoka, "exactly what kind of prizes are we talking about?"
"The top 32 each receive a certified check for $10,000." said Nodoka, "those who make it to the 'Sweet 16' receive an additional $10,000. Those that make it to the 'Elite 8' receive fifteen thousand, the 'Final 4' get twenty thousand, the two finalists get another twenty grand and the winner of the tournament gets twenty-five thousand. Add it all together, and the winner walks away with not only bragging rights and a huge trophy, but with $100,000 in his pocket," she looked at Kairi, "or her pocket."
"That is a lot of money," said Riku in an appreciative tone, "with the right investments, it's an almost assured college education."
"Or just about any house one could want," said Aiden.
"I thought you said you didn't have to worry about money," said Sora.
"I can use Alchemy to turn led into gold," said Aiden, "but only in small quantities, like three or four ounces at a time. If I try to make any more than that, I risk paying a higher price than just energy. Remember, Equivalent Exchange applies to more than economics.
"And of course, once I have the gold, I have to be careful about who I sell it to without attracting attention. The last thing I need is for someone to think I'm a thief, or for someone to know I'm an alchemist. You guys told me that very few people in this world believe in magic, so how do you think someone would react when they learn that I can make gold?"
"They'd be on you like flies on garbage," said Nodoka.
"Exactly," said Aiden, "so count me in, Nodoka Sensei. I'll show your son what fighting is all about."
"And we'll show Ranma a thing or two that'll get his spirit back up," said Kairi.
"And who knows," said Sora, "maybe we could figure out how to get his other fiancées and rivals off his back. It couldn't hurt to try."
"I'm sure you'll do your best," said Nodoka. She then looked at Riku, "and you, Riku? Will you try to help my son, while also trying to win fame, fortune and glory?"
"I really don't know about this, Nodoka Sensei," said Riku, "I'd like to help Ranma, honest. And being recognized as the best in the world would be great, and a hundred-grand wouldn't be a bad addition either. But I just don't feel comfortable with this being watched all over the world.
"I'm not saying that I'm camera shy, because I've never been in front of a TV camera before, so I wouldn't know. But to have nearly half a billion people watching me? I…I just don't know."
"I understand," said Nodoka, "these events aren't for everyone." She sighed, "I'm sure your friends can handle it, and they'll be back to tell you about the guest commentator."
"What guest commentator?" Kairi asked.
"The final matches will have a celebrity commentator," said Nodoka, "someone known the world around. This guest will meet the top 32 at a special party before the final rounds begin."
"Who will the guest commentator be?" Sora asked.
"I'm sure you've heard of her," said Nodoka, "her music is on the radio all the time. The celebrity commentator is Hannah Montana."
"Hannah Montana?" exclaimed Riku as she stood up like a bullet, "Hannah Montana will be there!"
"I grantee that if you make it to the to 32," said Nodoka, "you'll get to meet her, shake her hand and receive an autograph CD of her latest album."
"Oh yeah," said Kairi, "I almost forgot that Riku is a Hannah Montana fan."
:He never struck me as the type,: said Naminé.
:Me neither,: said Roxas, :but then, every somebody has their own tastes.:
"I'll do it!" exclaimed Riku, "I'll enter the tournament!" he looked at Nodoka, "I'll help your son get a grip on his life Nodoka Sensei. But just so you know, if Ranma stands between me and meeting Hanna Montana, then Ranma is going down!"
"I'd expect nothing less from you, Riku," said Nodoka, "but I have every confidence you all will make it to the top 32 along with Ranma. The tournament is expecting to have thousands of contestants. The preliminaries, which also will be broadcasted on TV and seen through websites, will be large enough so that you probably won't get to meet my son until the party for the top 32.
"Oh, I almost forgot, you won't have to worry about getting hurt during a match. The sponsors for the tournament have their own medical experts on hand who guarantee that each fighter that advances to the next round will be completely fit to compete."
"How are they going to do that?" Sora asked.
"That's something you'll have to see for yourself," said Nodoka, "wouldn't want to spoil the surprise. So, will you four do this? Will you help my son?"
"You'd better believe we'll do it!" said Kairi, while Sora, Riku and Aiden nodded in agreement.
"I can't tell you how happy this makes me feel," said Nodoka as she smiled, "I'll go back to Tokyo immediately and tell my son. I'm sure he'll be interested enough to enter the tournament. As for you four, the registration deadline is tomorrow at noon, but you can register online," she wrote down the tournament website, "and the tournament is in two months. Leave all the arrangements to me, just focus on getting into shape for the tournament. I will be back in a week or so to help with your training. Remember, you'll be facing the best in your age group around the world, so work hard."
"We will, Nodoka Sensei," said Sora as he, Riku, Kairi and Aiden stood up when Nodoka stood up. They all bowed to each other, then Nodoka left.
"That was unexpected," said Aiden.
"And here I thought we would have some quiet time before our next adventure," said Sora.
"We still can have some," said Kairi, "the tournament isn't for another two months. We'll still have time for us after training."
"We won't have to worry about that if we don't register for the tournament," said Riku, "come on!" They hurried to his computer, found the website, entered their information into the online forms and sent them. Naturally they had to wait for their parents to come over to Riku's house in order to give their permission, which they did, thanks to another talk on the phone with Nodoka.
"We're now officially entered as contestants in The Tournament of Light," said Kairi as she read the response emails, "we've got just over sixty days to get into the best shape of our lives."
"With Nodoka Sensei helping," said Sora, "that tournament is as good as won."
"We'll plan out a schedule later," said Aiden, "but right now I could use some shuteye," he looked out the window and realized that it was past sunset, with the moon already up "that sparing match with Sensei really wiped me out."
"I think I'll turn in as well," said Sora, while Kairi yawned in agreement.
"Where are you going?" Riku asked as Aiden, Sora and Kairi headed for the door.
"Home," said Sora, "we'll start training in the morning."
"You won't make it to the top 32 with that attitude," said an annoyed Riku. He rushed to the hall closet and grabbed several practice swords, "come on, we're going to the island to train."
"But we just had that big sparing match with Sensei!" whined Sora.
"Haven't you had enough for one night?" Kairi asked.
"Not nearly enough," said Riku in an adamant tone, "now come on, we're wasting moonlight."
:He must really want to meet Hannah Montana,: said Naminé as Sora, Kairi and Aiden reluctantly followed Riku out of the house and towards the beach
"Gee, is it that obvious?" Kairi asked in a sarcastic tone. She then stopped, "oh, Riku, you mind if I went back and emailed a few people? I've been chatting with someone overseas and I'd like to let her know that I won't be able to talk to her for a while."
"Be my guest," said Riku, "but don't take too long, we've a lot of work to do."
"Yes, master," said an annoyed Kairi.
"Who's this girl you've been chatting with?" Sora asked curiously
"Just a girl from Tennessee," said Kairi, "who now lives in California. You'd like her, her name's Miley."
…Los Angeles, California, USA. 9:00 AM…
While Sora, Riku, Kairi and Aiden toiled the night away in training, across the world, the object of Riku's admiration was on her way to a meeting that would determine the course of her future.
Hannah Montana sat in the back seat of a limo with her manager and former country music superstar, Robbie Ray. As usual, Hannah looked absolutely fabulous with her long hair gleaming like gold. Today she wore a fuchsia top with designer jeans and hi-healed sandals, while Robbie Ray wore his usual outfit, completely with his trademark hat.
Unknown to but a bare fistful in all of the world, Hannah Montana's real name is Miley Stewart, a girl from Crowley Corners, Tennessee, whom achieved superstardom with her voice. Miley assumed the identity of Hannah when her popularity took off like a runaway train, so that she would have the chance of a normal life. Her father, Robbie Ray Stewart, simply added a hat and moustache as a disguise so that he could blend in as the manager of Hannah.
"You really should take this more seriously, darlin'," said Robbie Ray, "a stalker is a serious thing, especially when you're famous."
"I am taking this serious, daddy," said Miley, "but those emails Hannah got really didn't look all that threatening. I mean…look," she took out from her designer purse a printout of an email and read, "'Dear Hannah Montana, I'm coming to get you, and I will make you mine at the award ceremony of the Tournament of Light. Enjoy your last months of being alone, for after the tournament, you will never care for anything else again, because I'll take care of you forever. Signed, a friend.'"
Miley sighed with annoyance as she held up two more emails with similar wording, "I've gotten three of these this month. Whoever or whatever this guy is, he's clearly nuttier than that fruitcake Uncle Earl made for Christmas and wound up using as a doorstop."
"Which is why we asked the FBI to help," said Robbie Ray, "They're used to dealin' with stuff like this. They'll catch this maniac faster than Aunt Pearl chasing after a pig on bacon day.'"
"I'm sure they would," said Miley, "but they'll also have to stay close to me all the time to keep me, as Hannah, safe. I'd have to stay as Hannah all the time."
"I'm sure it won't come to that," said Robbie Ray, "but if they say that Hannah has to go into somethin' like a witness protection program, well, we'll just have to bare with it."
"Well, I guess so," said Miley reluctantly, "but if it comes to that, no way are we taking Jackson with us."
"Believe me," said Robbie Ray, "the last thing I want is for you, your brother and I to be hunkered up in a cabin in the mountains for a couple of months."
Just then the limo driver spoke on the intercom, "we're almost there, Ms. Montana."
"It'll be alright, Miles," said Robbie Ray, "somehow, some way, things will work out, they always do."
"I know," said Miley. She smiled brightly, "and thanks, daddy."
"Any time, bud," said Robbie Ray. The limo then pulled to a stop at the front entrance to the Los Angeles FBI field office.
With the ease of years of practice, Miley slipped into character as the car door opened and emerged as Hannah Montana. She and Robbie Ray were escorted into the building and were met by a man in his late 40's with graying black hair. He wore a gray suit that had an official looking badge with his identification on it.
"Ms. Montana," said the man in the suit, "you do the FBI honor by coming to us for help. I am Supervisory Agent Warren Hoffman, assigned to your case." He then indicated three people with him, a man with a black suit and gray tie, "this is Special Agent John Baxter," a man with a brown suit and black tie, "Special Agent Travis Bachman," and a woman wearing a gray and white suit, "and Special Agent Rebecca Covington."
"My daughters are such big fans," said Special Agent Travis Bachman.
"And my little girl simply adores you," said Special Agent Rebecca Covington.
"And my niece dreams of being on stage with you," said Special Agent John Baxter.
"I'm sure your kids are all wonderful," said Hannah as she smiled, "and thank you so much for bothering with little old me."
"It's our pleasure," said Special Agent Rebecca Covington.
"If you'll come this way," said Supervisory Agent Warren Hoffman. Hannah and Robbie Ray were then shown to a meeting room were they sat across the table from John Baxter, Travis Bachman and Rebecca Covington. Warren Hoffman sat at the head of the table, a copy of the threatening emails were in a folder in front of him.
"We've gone over the emails you've sent us," said Warren Hoffman, "and we're convinced that they are genuine. Someone, some lone maniac, wishes to do you harm, Ms. Montana."
"Call me Hannah," she insisted.
"Are you sure that this is just one guy?" Robbie Ray asked.
"There'd be identifying phrases in the threats that would tell if this was an organized group," said Rebecca Covington, "we've also ruled out the theory of someone with a grudge. No, this is not the work of someone who hates you, Hannah, nor are the threats from a terrorist group who wishes you harm."
"Until we receive information otherwise," said John Baxter, "we're treating this unknown suspect, or unsub, as a lone, obsessive fan who wants you for himself, Hannah, and we're certain that this is a man we're dealing with."
"So some nut job wants to keep Hannah like she's a piece of merchandise?" Robbie Ray asked, "That's ain't right at all."
"I figured this guy was crazy," said Hannah, "But I think my bodyguard can handle this creep. 'Cause my bodyguard, Roxy, she's like a puma!" She formed her hands into cat claws, reminiscing over all the times Roxy had been there for her.
"I'm sure your regular bodyguard is highly competent," said Warren Hoffman, "but this maniac intends to make his move during the upcoming tournament, and from what we can tell so far, he's the kind of person that nothing short of death can stop."
"This is a man on a mission," said Rebecca Covington, "and the unsub's mission is to collect Hannah in front of hundreds of millions of people. He wants this to be public. He wants the world to know who he is and what he will do when he does it, and making your acquisition in front of the world will give him that much more power, in his mind that is."
"So what should I do?" Hannah asked, "call the tournament officials and tell them that I won't be coming? It'll disappoint nearly half a billion people around the world, but I'll do it if it'll keep this maniac away from me," she then gritted her teeth, "even if it means letting her be my replacement at the tournament."
"Canceling your appearance at the tournament would be the wrong move," said Travis Bachman, "the unsub wants to make your abduction a public spectacle, and denying him his moment in the spotlight would only aggravate him into moving against you sooner."
"If you carry on as if nothing was happening," said Rebecca Covington, "then the unsub would move ahead with his plan, but we would be ready for him. Naturally we'll be doing everything we can to find and catch this nut job before he ever gets close to you, but if we can't by the time of the tournament, then we can set a trap for him."
"He'll get his moment of glory alright," said John Baxter, "A perp walk in front of half a billion viewers."
"So let me get this straight," said Hannah, "you want me to go about normally and act like everything's okay with this maniac is still out there?"
"I think you have what it takes," said Rebecca Covington, "since you gave such a fantastic performance in 'Indiana Joanne.' I should know, my daughter has it on DVD and Blu Ray."
"From a parent's point of view," said Robbie Ray, "that's sayin' something."
"Before you decide anything, Hannah," said Warren Hoffman, "we'd like you to hear out our plan. Since the tournament will be taking place on American soil, it's the responsibility of the FBI to ensure the safety of the participants. To be thorough, we've also been gathering information on the fighters, and from that information, we've selected several potential candidates."
"Candidates?" Hannah asked.
"To be your protectors," said John Baxter, "we're in the process of selecting a dozen or so fighters who, based on their known skills, are almost guaranteed to make it to the top 32, where they'll be in position to defend you if and when the unsub makes his move."
"For secrecy's sake," said Travis Bachman, "we'll will wait to choose until the last minute, so the manic doesn't get wise of our plan."
"Again, we will try our very best to catch this lunatic before he ever get's close," said Warren Hoffman, "this is only a last resort, but we at the FBI like to have a backup plan nonetheless. And as a further redundancy, Special Agent Covington will be operating undercover as an 'assistant' bodyguard."
"You'd be surprised how young I can act and look," said a smiling Rebecca Covington.
"Naturally we wouldn't go forward with this plan without the approval of you and your manager, Hanna," said John Baxter, "the final decision is yours."
Hannah and Robbie Ray looked at each other in a silent discussion, "we'll do it," said Hannah.
"Great," said Warren Hoffman, "we'll let you know when we've selected your new protectors among the contestants, and Special Agent Covington will be on hand in order to get acquainted with your schedule."
"I'm really looking forward to working with you, Hannah," said Rebecca Covington.
"I'm sure you'll do your best," said Robbie Ray.
"We'll try," said Travis Bachman as everyone got up from the table.
"I can't thank ya'll enough for helping me in this," said Hannah.
"It's our pleasure," said John Baxter, "but there is one thing. My daughters would be…"
"Say no more," said Hannah as she got her pen out from her purse, "what are their names?"
"Willow and Ashley," said John Baxter as he handed a piece of paper to Hannah, "they're going to go completely wild when I come home with your autograph."
"And could you make one out to my niece?" asked Travis Bachman as he handed Hannah a piece of paper as well, "Her name is Candice."
"And my little Jessica would be on top of the world if you could sign one for her," said Rebecca Covington.
"Not a problem," said Hannah as she signed the autographs. "Oh, Agent Covington? Since you're going to be my 'assistant' bodyguard, if you hear my manager or my friends call me Miley, just ignore it. It's kind of like a nickname."
"I understand completely," said Rebecca Covington, "and please, call me Rebecca."
Afterwards, Warren Hoffman escorted Hannah and Robbie Ray back to the limo, "I can promise you this, Hannah, we'll catch this maniac, one way or another." He then held out his hand
"I know you will," said Hannah as she shook his hand, "and thanks again for helping."
"Thank you for coming to us for help," said Warren Hoffman. He held the door open for Hannah and Robbie Ray.
Once the door was closed and the limo began driving away, Hannah slipped back into Miley, "those guys were nice, very nice. I really think they're gonna catch this nut job."
"I hope so," said Robbie Ray, "I really hope so. Oh, and nice going with covering up your name. Lord knows we'll have a dilly of a pickle if Agent Covington find out the truth."
"I just wanted to make things a little easier for later," said Miley.
"Well you did a good job, bud," said Robbie Ray.
A while later the limo delivered Miley and her father to their beachfront house in Malibu. Waiting on the front porch was Miley's best friends in the world, Lilly Truscott and Oliver Oken.
"What'd they say?" Oliver asked anxiously as he and Lilly stood up.
"They said that the emails are a real threat," said Miley. Everyone went inside. Once the door was closed, Miley removed her blond wing, revealing her natural brunet hair, "there's this manic out there who wants to kidnap me at the award ceremony of the tournament. The FBI are gonna try to catch this guy before that, but they've got a plan in case the worst should happen."
"What kind of sicko would want to hurt Miley?" Lilly asked.
"He's not after Miley," said Robbie Ray, "he's after Hannah, which means he's still after Miley."
"Oh," said Lilly, "but that's just as bad," she then gave Miley a reassuring hug, "to think there's a psychopath out there who wants to hurt you. I'd throw myself in front of him if it would keep you safe."
"It's gonna be okay," said Miley as she hugged Lilly back, "they'll catch this guy way before the tournament."
"She's right," said Oliver, "everything will be okay. Besides, even if this sicko gets past the FBI, he'll still have to deal with Roxy."
"You're right, Olly-pop," said Lilly in an affectionate manner, "he'll never get past Roxy, 'cause Roxy like a puma!"
"Like a puma, Lilly-pop," said Oliver.
"You two youngin' mind keeping the sweet talk to a minimum?" Robbie Ray asked, "you're gonna make me lose my lunch."
"You think they're all too sweet now, daddy?" Miley asked, "try going to school with them." She looked around as if noticing someone was missing, "where's Jackson? You'd think he'd be all over this like bees on honey."
"That's the thing," said Lilly, "Jackson's been acting weird all morning. He's been doing chores."
"Best friend forever say what?" said a shocked Miley.
"He dusted all the furniture and scrubbed the kitchen floor," said Oliver, "and he cleaned the bathrooms and mowed the lawn, all while you were gone. And you won't believe what he's doing now."
Just then, Miley's brother Jackson came in through the side door, looking rather dirty and nearly exhausted, "Hey, dad, Miley, how'd it go at the FBI?"
"They're taking care of the problem," said Robbie Ray.
"What have you been doing?" Miley asked.
"Oh, you know me, Miles" said Jackson in an unsteady tone, "I just love to do my part in keeping the old homestead fit as a fiddle."
"That's my boy," said Robbie Ray, "so, you'd clean out the gutters yet?"
"Just now," said Jackson, "they're as clean as the day they were made. Oh, and I made your bed and organized your shower, because I know how much you like your hair to look its best, dad."
"Has he lost it or something?" Oliver asked Miley.
"Knowing my brother," said Miley in a suspicious, "he's up to something."
"So, dad, apple of my eye, source of wisdom and guidance in my life," said Jackson, a hopeful look on his face, "how about those VIP tickets?"
"Told you so," said Miley, "and knowing my daddy, he's still got an ace in the hole."
"Depends, son," said Robbie Ray, "did you clean your room yet?"
At that, Jackson's expression fell, "umm, well, about that…I was going to get to my room, but then I remembered how much my daddy loves blueberry pie!"
Just then the timer for the oven dinged. Jackson rushed to the oven and pulled out a large and tasty looking pie, "and here it is, all for you, my favorite dad in the world."
"Oh yeah," said Lilly, "he did bake a pie."
"Yee dogies!" said Robbie Ray as Jackson brought the pie over to him, "that sure looks mighty tasty!" he then glared at Jackson, "but you're still going to clean your room if you want those tickets to the tournament."
Jackson looked shocked as he tried to say something that would get him out of such a horrific task, but then he reluctantly accepted his fate, "you are a cruel, cruel father!" he then hurried off to, hopefully, clean his room.
"He must really want those tickets for the tournament," said Lilly.
"VIP seats," said Robbie Ray as he got a knife to cut the pie, "and the worst part is that he's gonna have to keep that room of his clean up until the last second before the tournament, if he ever wants to see those tickets. Ain't that right, Jackson?"
"I'm cleaning my room already!" shouted Jackson from his room, "what more do you want?"
"Just checking!" said Robbie Ray.
"So, Miley, you're still going to be a guest commentator for the tournament?" Oliver asked.
"Well I'm not running away, that's for sure," said Miley, "I'll definitely be there as Hannah, maniac or no maniac."
"That's my girl," said Robbie Ray as he sliced several pieces of the pie, one for Miley, one for Lilly, one for Oliver, and an extra large slice for himself.
"Besides," said Miley, "if Hannah doesn't do the show, then they're gonna ask you know who."
"You mean Mikayla?" Oliver asked.
"Who else do you think?" Lilly asked.
"Ain't no way I'm letting that no-talent, tone deaf, hat wearing meanie get the best of me," said an irate Miley, "not today, not tomorrow, not ever, maniac or no maniac. And speaking of maniacs," she took her slice of pie over to her laptop on the dining room table, "might as well check to see if he's sent Hannah any more 'love notes.'"
"I still can't believe there's someone out there who wants to hurt Hannah," said Oliver between bites of pie, "I mean, she's Miley, and Miley's the nicest girl on the planet."
"Ahem!" said an annoyed Lilly.
"But not as nice as you, my little sugarplum," said Oliver.
"And you're nice to, my big, strong Oak Tree," said Lilly. They then kissed.
"Think I'm gonna lose my appetite," said Robbie Ray. He almost pushed his pie away, but then reconsidered. It was pie after all, and to Robbie Ray Stewart, pie was sacred.
"Oh, that's good news for a change," said Miley as she read her email.
"What's good?" Lilly asked.
"Well Hannah hasn't gotten a new message from her stalker," said Miley, "but that's only half of it. My inbox has some very good news in it. You remember that I've been chatting with a pen pal in Japan?"
"Yeah," said Oliver, "you said her name was Karen, or was it Katlin?"
"Her name is Kairi," said Miley, "and she just emailed me to say that she and her friends just entered in the Tournament of Lght. They'll be here in LA in two months."
"Oh, that's nice," said Lilly, "maybe we'll meet them at the airport."
"That is a swell idea," said Miley, "I'll email her back to tell them that. Oh, daddy, is it okay if…"
"You might want to wait a bit," said Oliver, "your dad looks busy."
Indeed, Robbie Ray was helping himself to a second oversized slice of pie and was fully enjoying himself."
"Yeah, I'll wait," said Miley, "the last thing anyone should do is come between my dad and his pie."
The end of chapter 1.
Next chapter, we switch back to Sora and the gang as they finish their training and leave for the tournament. Yet as they arrive in America and meet Kairi's pen pal and her friends, little do they know that two of their worst enemies have arrived on Earth to wreck great havoc. Reviews will be rewarded with cake, pie and oh so sweet nibletts. See you next time!
