HeadGirl91: This is a joint effort between my brother and me.
The Chosen Dork: But most of it was my idea.
HeadGirl91: Was not.
The Chosen Dork: Was too.
HeadGirl91: Was not.
The Chosen Dork: Was too.
HeadGirl91: Was not.
The Chosen Dork: Was too.
HeadGirl91: (:p)
The Chosen Dork: Ha! I won!
HeadGirl91: Did not.
The Chosen Dork: Did too.
HeadGirl91: Did not.
The Chosen Dork: Did too.
HeadGirl91: Did not.
The Chosen Dork: Did too.
Harry: This could take a while.
Ron: They don't own anything.
Hermione: Evil Overlord List is copyrighted.
Luna: The Nargles have stolen your shoes.
All: Ugh!
Dear Ron
I was recently reading something on the internet. (I explained the internet to your Dad last summer.) It was really informative. It was called the Evil Overlord List.
It's this list of the top 100 things you should do if you want to become a Dark Lord/Evil Overlord.
I have decided that Voldemort is doing a rubbish job at the whole Dark Lord thing, and I could do a much better job.
I intend to prove that this is correct by becoming the next Dark Lord, by following this list.
I will need Legions of Terror.
You in?
Harry.
Aka Lord Lightening
Harry
Definitely.
Ginny and the twins are in too.
Want me to owl Hermione? She can be the brains behind the operation.
Ron
Aka General Knight
Ron
Thanks.
I will owl Luna
Harry
Luna
I'm becoming the next Dark Lord.
You want to be a Lieutenant?
Harry
Aka Lord Lightening
Harry
The nargles tell me this would be wise.
Lieutenant Loony
Hermione
Harry's decided to be the next Dark Lord.
Since you are very very very very very very very very very very very very very very... very smart and extremely pretty, and we love you to bits, do you want to help in our quest for world domination?
Ron
Aka General Knight
Ron
I suppose someone needs to keep you two out of trouble.
Hermione
Aka Lieutenant Bookworm
Hermione
Getting into trouble is kinda the whole point
Ron