Bruce Wayne lives in a mansion,
Handsome and smart, he's a model of fashion.
But he leads a double life,
Causing peace where there is strife.
He's often called the Dark Knight,
He firmly believes in doing what's right.
Together with Robin, his adorable sidekick,
Batman gives bad guys memories they won't soon forget.
He fought the Penguin, beat the Joker,
One of his friends is Alfred, his chauffeur.
Together they worked to stop Poison Ivy,
A female, psycho, plant-loving enemy.
And of course there's Two Face, and Catwoman as well;
When Batman defeated Bane, that sure was swell.
There are others, such as Mr. Freeze, that I could mention,
But let's just say that when Batman retires, he should have really good pension.