A Day in the Life of Bob
Hungry. Hungry. Hungry. Food. No food. Where's the food? I want food! Joe! Joe! FOOOOOD! I'll lick his face! joe! Joe! Wake up! I want food!
"Mmmpph...Bob...gerroff..."
Bob? Bob! That's me! My name's Bob! I want food! Bark! I'm hungry!
"nnngh...fine...I'll feed you..."
Feed? Food! FOOD! Down the stairs, down the stairs. Hurry up, Joe, I want food! HURRY! FOOD!
"Shut UP, Bob."
BOB! My name's Bob! Is the food for--FOOD! Yum I love the food. food, food, food, food, food!
WALK! Outside! Outside! Come on, Joe, let's go outside! BARK, bark, bark! outisde! now! Let's GO!
"Hang on, Bob, let me get your leash."
Leash? LEASH?! I don't like the leash. But it means we're going outside! out! Out! Out! Let's go outside!
Open the door, Joe! OUTSIIIIDE!!
oooh it's cooooold. The grass is--oh what's the smell? OH that's smells niiiiice. OH now THERE'S A WEIRD SMELL. I could just sniff it all d--ERK. Joe wants to go inside. Why? It's so nice out! Oh, oh, oh, I need to find a good place. OH right THERE!
"Jeezus, Bob, what the hell did you eat?
Bob? My name's bob! Eat? Food?
Back inside now...aaaaah it's warm...I think I'll go to sleep.
Joe's gone. I'm bored. Bored, bored, bored, food, food, food, sniff, sniff, sniff--OH.
What's this? I think I'll eat it! YUM it tastes good!
What's this? OOH I'll eat that too!
Stephanie's underwear? Yummy!
I'm sleeepy...
SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR! JOE! JOE! GET THE DOOR! It's STEPHANIE! HUG, hug, hug, hug, lick, lick, lick I LOVE STEPHANIE!
Aaaaah...she feels sooooo nice...pet me MORE!!
You have food? Really? For me? No, don't take it away...food! Mine!
It smells like...like...PIZZA! PEPPERONI!
A piece is flying through the air...GOT IT! MMMMMM it tastes sooo gooood...
Stephanie? Can I have some more? Please? Can I? Oh can I please? No? Fine, I'll just eat your clothes!
How about you, Joe? Can I have some pizza? Please? Oh please? I promise I won't--HERE COMES SOME MORE! Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
Hey, where're you guys going? This is the best part!
They're going up the stairs...
Into Joe's room...
I'll just wait here.
I wonder what those loud noises are...I think I'll join in! BARK BARK AWHOOOOOOO!!!