Cracky Parody I thought of when attempting to sing Katy Perry's California Gurls. The Result – Something really random, like this.
Enjoy my little teapots. ENJOY!
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Token, being the closest match to Snoop Dog, in a totally non-racist way, sits on a candy throne.
Token: Greetings douchebags, let's take a journey…
(Kyle randomly appears, dressed like Katy Perry, covered in lollipops and candy)
Kyle: What the fuck? Ok...I know a place, Where it's always snowin'. Cold, snowy and weird, there must be something in the water
Kenny: Probably marijuana
Kyle: Sippin' Tweak's coffee, laying underneath the pine trees, the boys, break their necks, Try'na to pull of stupid schemes
Stan: You sure got that right
Kyle: You could travel the world, but nothing comes close to the size of Fatass' butt
Cartman: Ey! Fuck you jew!
Kenny: Once you see how it jiggles, you'll wanna barf, ba-ba-rf, barf!
All: Colorado boys, we're unforgettable! Gloves and scarves, our hats on top! Weather so cold, you're fingers look like popsicles! Ooooh oh ohhh!
Colorado boys! We're pretty crazy! Mysterion, and Mecha Streisand! Rockies represent, now put your hands up! Ooooh oh Ooooh!
Cartman: Now, where's mah munny for singin' that gay lil song?
Well, hope you likesies it! Do you want a full version? Then review, OR KYLE WILL BE FORCED TO STARE AT CARTMAN'S FLABBY ASS! DON'T PUT MAH KYLIE-BOO THROUGH THAT TORTURE! :O
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EDIT: I found this, an old fic, in my documents. I left the old bold writing on it, as a reminder of what I used to be like. This is a goodbye fic, and I thought it's best to let the internet witness the past antics of 'Cooki', instead of it rotting in the recycle bin.
Thank you for reading.