[Hello… what you are about to read is a very whacked-up story that came alive in the mind of my good friend kiddo, (she's not in ff.net, unfortunately…) last Saturday when she came over to my house. We were watching a film in the DVD player… and my very hyper comrade started teasing me about the guy on the TV screen at that moment… and that I would be eaten by the DVD and would enter the world of the movie. Our psychotic minds started imagining this, and eventually it led up to this story. Please don't sue us if you think that this is crap, ( which it prolly is) but we're sorry… we're just bored and have nothing better to do with our lives. So… read on your own risk to find out what this about… good luck! =p]
*-This is to symbolize our actions, as this will be in a sort of dialogue form.
If some words are italicized, it's what's in our minds…
()-The parenthesis are for the stuff that are, um… narrated…
Chapter One: The Alienated Movie Store(One not-so-fine Saturday afternoon, two girls wanted to rent the DVD release of Spider-Man, but found out that all the copies in their favorite movie store were all out because of the film's popularity. As they were sulking, the one called, "Kiddo" saw an odd building that wasn't there before, as she recalled. She nudged her friend Roo to check the place out, as she was always hungry for any kind of adventure. Here's the conversation between them, as they talk over on what to do…)
Kiddo: Dude… we should check out that building… it looks like a movie store to me…
Roo: Uh… *squints as they get closer* it says "Blook-Buster"… that's totally weird, man… Who the hell would wanna name their store that?
Kiddo: I dunno… the owner? *grins innocently as she sees Roo shake her head*
Roo: Very funny. Damn, you could never be serious… then again you wouldn't be Kiddo if you weren't hyper and a smart-aleck…
Kiddo: Yup! Yup! Yup! Whee!!! Anyway… you go on in and ask about the movie…
Roo: Why me??? I don't wanna go alone… *glares at her friend as she starts doing a chicken dance*
Kiddo: Cos its you who's been wanting to see this… again and again and again…
Roo: Jesus, I wish that you would quit it with teasing me… god, at least I'm not a teenybopper… and if ever I saw any of the Spiderman cast… I wouldn't go after them like some sort of freak…
Kiddo: What would you do? Run to Tobey and worship the ground that he walks on??? *stifles a chuckle*
Roo: No… I'd be like, "Holy crap… you're Tobey… can I have your autograph? And the cast's as well?!?"…
Kiddo: Oh really? *smirks*
Roo: Whatever, dawg… come on, are we going in, or what?
Kiddo: Fine with me… come on!!! *pulls Roo inside the building*
(As they enter the place, they don't notice the loud and disturbing noise that the workers and the machinery inside the factory above the store are making, because they are working on some ways to conquer the movie business, by piracy and producing fake merchandise of the famous films of this time. Right now, they are working on phony Spider-Man items, to fool the public. They are making viruses in their computers that transfer them into the discs… and will turn the world upside down. Little did everyone else know that people who run this company are actually aliens…)
Roo: *takes a look around and cringes* Dude… this is one creepy place. Bright yellow lights and stupid pop music, I understand… but cracked light bulbs and wrecked shelves with practically no videos? Strange…
Kiddo: I dunno about you… but I think that it's cool!!! Yeah baby!!! *runs all around the area and hits Roo*
Roo: *rubs her head* Ouch. Jeez, can't you just be hyper later?!?
Kiddo: Uh… no??? Hehe…
Roo: *ignores her friend and goes to the counter* Uh… hello? Anyone out there? Um…
Kiddo: Yo! We need to rent the DVD of Spiderman… so please be kind enough to come out wherever you are… Mr. Salesman sir???
Roo: Um… yeah.
(As they wait for anyone to assist them, they don't see a figure slowly approaching them from behind…)
Salesman: May I help you kids?
Roo: *turns around and sees the man* Uh… hello. Can you please lend us a DVD disc of Spiderman?
Kiddo: Er… What she said!
Salesman: If you wish… here it is. But I warn you… it may not work as it's supposed to…
Roo & Kiddo: What do you mean?
Salesman: You'll find out. *grins evilly while taking Roo's money*
*Roo and Kiddo exit the store*
Kiddo: That was weird… so… race ya!!! *grabs the disc from her and runs ahead*
Roo: *sighs* this is what I have to put up with…
(Later…)
Kiddo: What popcorn flavor is that? *tries to peek at Roo's bowl*
Roo: It's cheese. I'm sorry if you don't like it… there's no more butter flavoring… *puts the bowl on the table and stands up to put the disc inside the player*
Kiddo: I'll get my iced tea… and yes, ma'am, your Sprite…
Roo: Alright… hurry up, it's about to start…
Kiddo: Don't put it in yet! Wait for me!
Roo: But I wanna watch it now!
Kiddo: You watched it loads of times!
Roo: So? What's your point?
Kiddo: *sighs and gets up* There's no point in continuing this… I'mma get the drinks…
(In the kitchen…)
Kiddo: *mumbles* Jeez, she's totally obsessed… I swear man… She'd be the next Spi-
*hears a sudden gasp from the living room*
(Back in the living room)
Roo: Jesus Christ… what the heck is this?!? *stares at the screen, in which the opening credits are interrupted with a strange message* This is a warning! Dispose of this CD at this moment!!! Or you shall pay… *reads it to herself* Dude!!! Get your ass on over here. NOW!
Kiddo: *rushes in from the kitchen* What the hell is going on?!? *tries to pull the CD out of the DVD player*
Roo: *helps Kiddo* Aaargh! This thing won't budge…
Kiddo: Lemme see… *tries even harder*
Roo: *hears a lurching noise* What the hell is that sound?!?
Kiddo: What???
Roo: *eyes widen as she sees the player shake rapidly* Um… Kiddo… look at that…
Kiddo: *raises eyebrows* It's mutated!!! *screams at DVD player* What have you done to my DVD player?!?
Roo: Nevermind that… look at it's mouth!!! Dude… It's growing bigger and bigger!
Kiddo: Aaaw… our little baby's growing up… *pretends to cry*
Roo: *notices red light* Uh-oh… this ain't good…
Kiddo: What the freak is- *gets interrupted by a sucking motion on her arm* *Looks down and yells* Mommy!!!! Help me!!! *tries to pull it out and accidentally grabs Roo*
Roo: Lemme go, dude!!! I can't help if you're pulling me!!!
Kiddo: I-I can't!!!
Roo: *watches Kiddo suddenly fade away* Oh my- *disappears as well*
[The Spiderman part is gonna be in the next chapter… and thank you for putting up with us. I'd like to thank Kiddo for helping me with this… and yeah. So… tell us what you think! Okay… we've bothered you enough… see ya later, people! =p]