Once upon a time, Jayfeather had a lot of catmint. He didn't know what to do with it. Finally, he had an idea. He would feed it to every cat who came into his den. So when Firestar somehow resurrected and came into Jayfeather's den, Jayfeather shoved it into Firestar's mouth. Firestar looked at Jayfeather but didn't complain, and then swallowed. Then the catmint kicked in. Firestar ran out of the den, screaming, "DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!"

And thus it began.

Next came Cinderheart, whose belly was swaying, then Lionblaze and Hollyleaf, who mysteriously came back to life. Fallen Leaves followed Hollyleaf. They were mates and Fallen Leaves refused to leave her. So Jayfeather gave all three of them catmint. Their eyes grew then they followed Firestar into the forest.

Lots of cats started coming into Jayfeather's den to have catmint, until Jayfeather was the only one who had not eaten catmint. He shrugged and ate the last bit of it. He went crazy too and started eating all of the herbs until he died, but then he came back to life and ate the rest of them. Then somehow Jayfeather got a pie and he shoved it in Lionblaze's face. Lionblaze started screaming like a little girl.

Then suddenly chocolate rain started falling and Discord randomly appeared. "YOU WILL NAME THE NEXT KIT BORN INTO YOUR CLAN DISCORDKIT!" He screamed like a girl. The cats of ThunderClan said, "Ok." All at the same time. So then Swiftpaw, who was suddenly rainbow colours, came from nowhere and pressed delete on his magical keyboard. Then Discord was deleted. Then somehow Ivypool had a rainbow kit and she named it Discordkit. ThunderClan cheered for Discordkit and Discordkit became Discordstar. "IM LEADER!" Bramblestar screeched but then Discordstar killed him. "DISCORDSTAR! DISCORDSTAR!" ThunderClan cheered.

Then Foxleap became Foxcatcher at his request. But he hadn't caught a fox, so he had to be Rabbitcatcher until her found a fox and caught it. So Rabbitcatcher caught a fox and became Foxcatcher. Discordstar decided that Berrynose didn't suit Berrynose so he renamed him and now his name was Berrystumpytail. Berrystumpytail cried like a girl until Poppyfrost screeched and music played. Ferncloud came back and Dustpelt fainted. Then Spottedleaf and Sandstorm attacked each other, while Firestar started singing gangnam style. ShadowClan brought catmint and joined the party.

Then DJ Birchfall started playing gangnam style. Firestar was PSY, Sandstorm was the hot girl, and Ferncloud and Spottedleaf were the backup dancers. Spottedleaf danced with Tigerstar who was her new mate and Ferncloud danced with Dustpelt. They all danced the gangnam style dance. "OP, OP OP OP. OPPA GANGNAM STYLE." Firestar barked, and then Firestar pointed at Sandstorm and woofed, "EHHHHHH SEXY LADY." Sandstorm started flying. Then the elevator part came and Graystripe and Firestar did that part. And that continued all night.

Then in the morning Ferncloud had twenty kits. The allegiances of the kits are below:

PSYkit- Tuxedo tom with green eyes. Born with sunglasses and sings gangnam style a lot.

P!inkkit- A hot pink kit with rainbow eyes and signs 'Sober' by P!nk a lot. She has rainbow eyes.

Katyperrykit: A purple kit who like Katy Perry a lot.

Awesomekit: A rainbow kit that changes colours. She is freking awesome.

Wierdkit: A strange yellow kit with blue eyes. He likes to eat.

Wafflekit: A waffle-coloured she-kit who discovered waffles. AND SHE LOVES THEM.

Pancakekit: A pancake-coloured kit who loves pancakes and discovered them. He is in love with Wafflekit, even though she's his sister.

Poppykit: Tortishell tom.

Suddenly Berrystumpytail stopped Ferncloud from listing her kits. He said that Poppykit had a normal name so Ferncloud changed it to Rainbowkit.

Pegacornkit: A blue she-kit with a horn on her head and with pegasus wings.

Piekit- Pale brown tom that shoots pie out of his mouth.

And there was more, but they weren't important. Awesomekit walked up to Discordstar and screamed, "MAKE EVERY CLAN EAT CATMINT!" So Discordstar poofed up some catmint and brought it to the other clans. The other clans started coming to ThunderClan. Pegacornkit flew into the air, made a magical rainbow shoot from her horn, and then spun in circles.

The rest of the day was too crazy to describe, but things such and flying, pie throwing, and signing occurred.