What's Cooking
This story is written for KaiF .Raphaella as a special request XD. I'm seriously going to try to make this as funny as possible so be prepared to laugh your teeth out. Enjoy and don't forget to review.
Chapter 1: Clumsy Cook
As Sanji woke up this morning he felt something was off, He couldn't tell what but he had many ideas to what it was. As soon as he fixed himself up for another day he went to the deck to see Nami and Robin reading peacefully and Franky trying out new weapons.
''Nami~Swan have you seen Luffy and the others lately?'' Sanji asked Nami doing one of his happy dances.
''No I haven't seen them all day. What about you Robin?"' Nami said with a slight frown.
''I saw them running to the beach earlier with a bag of some sort, I couldn't really tell what was in it but it was quite big.'' Robin said.
''Thank you. I'll have a sundae for you two when I come back.'' Sanji said as he ran to check the rooms for the others.
Chopper was in his room learning of new medicines, Brook was writing music, So that left Zoro, Luffy and Usopp that were missing. Sanji ran to the kitchen as fast as his feet would go. When he opened the door he went straight to the refrigerator door put in the code and opened it to find none of the food missing. Right as he was about to close it something fell, It was a picture of a watermelon painted on cardboard. Sanji made his lovely ladies their sundaes then headed off to the beach to kick the living crap out the three thieves.
~On The Beach~
''That food was delicious! Now we need to run to the store and go pick up more so Sanji won't find out that we stole it.'' Luffy said with a big smile on his face.
''He's going to kill us.'' Usopp whined.
''I'll just distract him, That stupid cook could never hurt me.'' Zoro said as he picked up a bottle of sake.
Just as Zoro was about to drink his sake a foot connected with his head and sent him flying into a nearby rock.
''RUN LUFFY!'' Usopp yelled well screamed as he carried Zoro and ran for his life from the angry cook.
''WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU THREE YOU WONT HAVE STOMACHS TO EVEN DIGEST FOOD WITH! Sanji said as he sent flaming kicks to them.
''AHHHH! SAVE US ZORO!'' Usopp yelled to an unconscious Zoro as Luffy laughed his head off.
~On The Thousand Sunny~
''I wonder if Mr. Cook found them yet?'' Robin asked as she sat next to Nami in a lawn chair.
All of a sudden three bodies were thrown on the ship face down with many knots on their heads.
''Yep he found them.'' Nami said as she pulled her shades back over her eyes.
''Sanji-San is very scary.'' Brook said as Sanji went to the kitchen to write down the grocery list.
Just as Sanji went into the kitchen Chopper ran down to the deck. He looked at Nami after seeing Luffy, Zoro and Usopp and he already knew what the three had done.
''I'll go get the bandages.'' Chopper said.
''Wow! What happened to these three?'' Franky said as he stood over them.
''Being idiots as always.'' Nami said in a bored tone.
''I'll be right back, Nami~Swan if you need my assistance just call.'' Sanji said then jumped off the side of the Thousand Sunny.
Sanji bought everything that he needed and more (Just in case those three got any more ideas), He also bought a new lock for the kitchen door that was much more complicated to open than the first one. While walking with the many bags of food in each hand he stopped at the smell of fresh gingerbread. Sanji checked to see if he had enough money and once it was confirmed that he did he followed the scent to a bakery, Lucy's Bakery to be exact. He walked inside and saw many different types of breads, pastries, cookies and cakes, Everything smelt so heavenly that it made his stomach growl loudly.
''Oh a customer, You must be very hungry?'' The woman said.
''I guess so, Now that I think about I haven't eaten since this morning and since those idiots ate all of the food earlier I had no time to fix myself anything.'' Sanji said more to himself than to the woman.
''Well I've never seen you before so you can get a free sandwich meal on me.'' The woman said while giving a big smile then went to the back to make the sandwiches.
After a few minutes of waiting she came back out to the front of the shop with the sandwiches in hand and places them on a table.
''Come on, What are you waiting for?'' The woman asked.
''You don't have to give it to me for free, I can pay you.'' Sanji said as he sat down in front of her at the two seated table.
''It's alright, I always do this to new people at my shop. Just eat.'' The woman said.
''Thank you, By the way I didn't ask you your name.'' Sanji said with a smile.
''My name is Marie.'' Marie said as she extended her hand to Sanji.
''It's very nice to meet my lady and thank you again.'' Sanji said as he kissed the top of her hand.
Marie is an average sized woman with a slightly slim but well-shaped body. She has medium brown hair with golden highlights that is styled in a well-kept bun with white sunflower earrings in her ears and she has dark emerald green eyes. She was wearing an orange short sleeve dress that stops a few inches from her knees with white frills around the bottom and matching colored closed toe flats with a white bow on them.
''You're very welcome.'' Marie said as she shied away from Sanji and continued eating her sandwich.
''This isn't going to be such a bad day after all.'' Sanji thought as he took a bite out his sandwich.
Sanji you naughty boy…Nami and Robin are going to get you. I hope you guys liked my chapter, Don't forget to review! I'm so sorry I'm late but I'm doing two stories now so you're just to have to be patient with me.