Jessie: Prepare for trouble!

Misty: Oh, no.

James: And make it double!

Brock: Not again!

Meowth: Don't worry, we've got something special this time.

Ash: Gosh, I can't wait.

*music starts*

Jessie: *singing* To protect the world from devastation

James: *singing* To unite all peoples in our nation

Meowth: *singing, off-key* We are dyin' of starvation

All three: *singing, Meowth off-key* We are the ones called Team Rocket

Jessie: *singing* To denounce the evils of truth and love

James: *singing* To extend our reach to the stars above

Meowth: *singing, off-key* Now you'll see just what we're made off

All three: *singing, Meowth off-key* We are the ones known as Team...

Jessie: Jessie!

James: James!

Meowth: Meowth!

Wobbuffet: Wob!

All three: *singing, Meowth off-key* Stealing Pokemon is our job, we are the ones called Team Rocket

*instrumental, during which Jessie and James assume many disturbing positions*

Jessie: *singing* Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light

James: *singing* Surrender now or prepare to fight

Meowth: *singing, off-key* Meeeee-owwwwwth, that's right!

All three: *singing, off-key* We are the ones called Team Rocket! We are the ones called Team Rocket! We are the ones...Team Rocket!

Misty: I liked their old motto better.