Group Hug.

I blame Bobmin356 for this…him and his author notes…giving ideas…grumble

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Voldemort was having an unusual day.

First there was a full page advertisement in the Daily Prophet. All it said was "L.V 4 H.P 4 EVA" but it gave him a bad feeling.

Then everyone was just so…ugh…happy! Not to mention affectionate! Even Bellatrix was kissing her husband! And they hadn't spoken for the last ten years.

Then the large box of chocolates addressed to "My Dearest lovely Snaky Voldy-poo's". Whoever sent that was in line for a torturing of a lifetime!

To make matters worse, when the box was opened he discovered that the chocolate was shaped like a life size Harry Potter. Right down to the messy hair that, disturbingly, moved in a breeze.

No, Voldemort had no idea why the world went crazy. After all it was only the 14th of February.

A meeting was called to arrange the next major raid. The muggles wouldn't know what hit them.

In the middle of his monolog/motivational speech the life size chocolate began to crack. Then it moved. Suddenly the real Harry Potter broke out and screamed two fatal words.

"GROUP HUG!"

Running to Voldemort Harry wrapped him in a tight embrace. He was swiftly followed by the Deatheaters hugging him and then the Order of the Phoenix. They were all saying the same things.

"Happy valentine's day, I love you, cuddle time, your my favourite dark lord, I love you Voldy-poo's."

Voldemort felt something that he had never felt before. Love. It was sickening. He felt, he felt…pretty good actually.

Suddenly he felt a sharp pain run across his body. He could no longer control his actions. His body was disintegrating under the assault of all the love around him.

When he screamed everyone stepped back and watched as the most feared Dark Lord fell to the floor and reverted to the ingredients that had regenerated his body.

"Oops," said Harry "I didn't think that would work. Oh well, live and learn I guess. Hey, anyone need a date today? Snape needs one!"

Harry ran away laughing and the world lived, and loved, on.