Authors note:
OKOKOKI know I'm super late on the dress thing but I just thought of them arguing about the color.
"hey Rumple! Come look at this dress Snow texted me, she said David and her just had an argument about what colour it is" Belle said from downstairs. Rumple, did think it was a bit stupid, arguing over a dress but perhaps that's why he found himself, the dark one, going downstairs, to his wife, to look at a petty dress. As soon as he got to the bottom Belle said "I mean it's obviously white and gold but they just want our opinion to settle the argument". Rumple furrowed his brow. That most certainly NOT white and gold, how on earth could Belle look at was evidently blue and black. "Belle sweet, that's not white and gold!" Rumple said. Belle laughed, "if that isn't white and gold then what colours are it? Rumple squinted at his wife, "blue and black" he said in a long drew out voice. "Oh please! Rumple of course it's white and gold!" Belle said, he must have been joking with her. "You're kidding me!" She hissed before he could say anything else. Rumple closed his eyes, "I have no idea how on earth you are seeing this, but, I can assure you, that dress on your phone, is most certainly black and blue." Belle scoffed, "Rumplestiltskin, that dress is white and gold and that is the end of it." Belle ended. "But" Rumple started "no buts" Belle stated "it's blue and black" Rumple grumbled. "THAT IS IT! YOU ARE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT" Belle snapped, "now, I'm going to bed" Rumple wanted to protest but he knew that he would not be letting him come to bed with her. And that, is how Mr Gold, Rumplestiltskin, The Dark One, found himself sleeping on the couch because of a dress.